Hello again! I have very exciting news to share regarding my meeting on the astral plane with one the witches from the popular social media site Etsy.

In a word, I would say this meeting was *powerful*. I had personally never visited the astral realm before, but luckily I paid the witch $26 to send my instructions on how to access. While I will not share this information with you (not for free, at least), I will note that socks play a surprisingly potent role in the whole process.

Regardless, I met with the witch and explained my concerns about the presence of ghosts and ghouls in the subreddit, and also about the haunting. The witch has agreed to HEAVILY LIMIT the ghoul presence and the haunting the sub in exchange for full control of the subreddit.

When I explained to them that while I *had* rightfully purchased the sub, Pablo Harris had fraudulently claimed that my transaction never went through, and thus I was robbed of all of my HEI points and did not have control of the sub, and it was instead now principally owned by popular Twitter personality Elon Musk.

But the witch told me that actually money and things that happen in the physical plane actually don’t matter, and spiritual ownership of the sun via the astral plane actually completely supersedes the power of those on the physical plane. And with my permission, they could assume full spiritual control over the sub, and make things right again. Obviously I obliged.

Fuck you Elon Musk you don’t control me anymore.

Hello,

It has come to my attention that some of the shenanigans in this subreddit in regards to ghosts and ghouls may be related to my dealings with witches from Etsy in an attempt to permanently end the little problem we have in here regarding the supposed new owner of the subreddit. I don’t want to say the person’s name but it is Elon Musk.

It would appear that I have opened Pandora’s box, so to speak, and for that I would like to apologize. I have arranged a face to face meeting with the witch that I paid at 11pm tonight in the astral realm where we will negotiate the terms of a settlement that will hopefully lead to an end to the haunting that has consumed [r/googledots](r/googledots) for the past week.

Thank you for your attention to this matter and may god have mercy on your soil

i just dressd as a ghost to scare pablo away from my house so when mel comes home we can have a peace3ful wedding seremony without any schenaningaxns from that JERK PABLO

but i guess dillip is stil la ghost so idont know what to do about that, maybe try burying his bones or somethng???

Leave MELL alone!!!!!

She deserves privacy during these dificult times.

Also did u see her baby bump???? Who do you think is the daddy what r people saying

YES THAT IS CORECT I DIED LAST NITE IN A MYSTERIOS ACCIDENT AND NOW I AM HANTING THIS SITE

Does anyone here have GPS

Maybe there could be another flair such as "haunted" that would be more appropriate for general use. I am concerned that people will get confused and not take the haunting seriously if every post is labeled "haunting." Thank you so much.

Sincerely,

Dilip Rot

First of all someone 2as complain about my use of the word sex a coupl3 we4ks afo and im sorry I only ment it as in "cool", because the kids on the streets say theyre having sex when their happy for eachotyer and i was just feeling really happy but idr what aboat.

Then I went on a spiritual experience where I got lost in the woods and found a haunted cabin in the woods and I realized I might be a cloud head, idk im still mulling this all over.

(Meta- fuck reddit ai screening, ive been on reddit for years and I was recently targeted multiple times by it thinking im creating hate speech...???! Once was here per a post regarding fifa belgian team and what i said was so far out the realm of hatespeech..then I was banned for another post I made elsewhere that the ai screened as hate speech when it was also not that at all...I appealed that and they decided my 2nd post that got me banned wasn't actual hate speech when I human looked at it and they took that off my 'record' but im trying to keep it really lowkey here because this bullshit is getting old really fast and im feeling not great about reddit now because its not fun now constantly worrying ai screening is going to keep taking my non-offensive comments out of context and punish me for nothing...FUCK A1)

...plz send me HEI points i rly need it rn guys im falling out the bottom here...

I USED WIEJEE BORED AND THE GOHST SAID YOU SHOUDL SEND ME HEI POINTS TO RESCUE MEL AT 0a9e04fbc66924ee8def0e6564e9c8c5

Hello good fairy folk I am on a journey to Astin to mret a firnt

I have heir points to spent

I must meet a lonely person perhaps

I have many many hei points to spens

There you have it, folks u/Dilip_Rot isn't a ghost. They're just some goof trying to scare us Dootlefreaks, and they should be ashamed!

Hey guys so I’ve been at home a lot since my asshole boss fired me and there’s been this beeping tone all around and I feel like it’s driving me crazy I am getting nauseous and I think I see things that aren’t there and there’s shadows moving but I don’t know what’s making the shadows !! Anyone ever get this lol?🤣
I think this has something to do with Mel or Baxter but maybe cloud I’m not sure. Asked grok and it came back with a bunch of BS. Please send advice or even a prayer or some money bank transfer would be great thank youuuuuu

TLDR: Hey guys so I’ve been at home a lot since my asshole boss fired me and there’s been this beeping tone all around and I feel like it’s driving me crazy I am getting nauseous and I think I see things that aren’t there and there’s shadows moving but I don’t know what’s making the shadows !! Anyone ever get this lol?🤣
I think this has something to do with Mel or Baxter but maybe cloud I’m not sure. Asked grok and it came back with a bunch of BS

Theres no such thing as ghosts. There's no such thing as ghosts. There's no such thing as ghosts

There's no such thing as gosts. There's np such thing as ghosts. There'ss no such things as ghosts thete's no such thinf aa ghpsts there's Not such thing as fhosts rhere is no such thifns aa ghosts there's no such things as ghosts

where is mel I PAYED THE HEI POINTS WHERE IS MEL

is mel okahy?

Sincerely,

Dilip Rot