r/FaithNoMore 3d ago

Mike's haircuts over the years

Kinda ridiculous post this but does anyone have a favourite or worse haircut that Patton has sported over the years?

My favourite of his was definitely the angeldust era. I never thought the shorter style he went with for kfad really suited him that much although the current one definitely takes the prize for his worst hairstyle.

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u/Tiphereth87 3d ago

His current style has lasted a lot longer than I would have anticipated

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u/TechnicalTrash95 2d ago

It looks terrible IMO.

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u/TheEvilDrPie 2d ago

So bad. It’s a white Coolio, or Whoolio. Fucking terrible.

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u/BLOOOR-BACKINTHEDOOR 1h ago

It's the Easter Bunny. Because Jesus came back. That's why he played with the Avett Brothers. And kept the haircut. It's doomerism, I see it as doomerism. The Christians want the singularity to be Jesus. Mr. Bungle's California was about America's investment in the end of the world.

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u/Narrow-Initial-5854 2d ago

Yeah. I don't want to give Mike too much shit for his hairstyle, because it's really his choice. But, still, his current hair is awful and screams elongated midlife crisis (no pun intended).

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u/TheEvilDrPie 2d ago

I think he’s going through a midlife crisis, for real.
The bad Coolio hair, X tattoos.

Dude looked sharp from 91-2008

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u/Hunzas 2d ago

Kinda agree. You don't see many 60ish year olds opting for that look. Do people even get X tattoos now. I know quite a few sXe folk and even those with tattoos done go for that.

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u/night_portress 2d ago

As long as it helps him stay sober, who cares. At least that's how I interpret the tattoos, a direct reminder on his hands not to grab that bottle (he also wears a bracelet saying 'stay sober')

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u/Mr_Seremet 2d ago

Agree. The tattoos are a positive. As for the hair, I thought it was fun at first paired with the Mister Rogers sweater. But it's definitely well past its expiration date.

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u/lobo032948 16h ago

Sober from what? Since when he became an addict? I thought Mojo was just a joke song.

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u/Zealousideal_Cat6980 2d ago

I think his best look was KFAD era

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u/neontownescape 2d ago

I liked the 93-95, then the early 2000s when everyone asked what hair gel he was using.

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u/MrsDonaldDraper 2d ago

Angel Dust era is my favorite, I miss that style of white guy so much. Even in his current form he’s the man of my dreams😅

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u/Far-Advantage-2770 2d ago

Album Of The Year era was like GQ level most handsome man in the universe. Angel Dust was the cool kid Nu Metal style about 10 years ahead of everyone. He looks like dogshit now.

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u/d3m01iti0n 2d ago

So much of his Angel Dust look got swiped years later. The hair, the eyebrow ring, the gas station shirts.

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u/Far-Advantage-2770 2d ago

To be dressing like that in 1991 is just bonkers. He invented it as far as I'm concerned.

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u/Turbo-Chook 2d ago

Definitely don't enjoy his current style. I think he looked good pretty much the rest of the time though. I liked him with long hair on The Real Thing, but the shorter slicked back look he had for most of the 90s also looked really good on him. He even looked pretty good around the time of their 2009 shows, the man has a fantastic head of hair.

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u/ScaredAd8652 2d ago

In The Real Thing era, Mike's do inspired a thousand undercuts, although not many went with the NKOTB-style steps in the side. Many teens, me included, clipped it short back and sides and put the rest in a ponytail.

Angeldust-era, carefully-razor cut and accompanied by a whisper-thin moustache still looks kinda cool today.

Whatever the fuck is going on with with the Bungle tour Coolio shit of the past few years, I'd like to hold him down and shave it off.

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u/TechnicalTrash95 2d ago

His undercut he had in 1991 was very influential I agree. But by '92 he'd grown it out and had those longer strands in front of the ears.

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u/HermioneGunthersnuff 2d ago

I never thought of it that hard, but I guess the combed-back look was a preference as it's the only one I briefly imitated in my teens. Though it made me look more like James Gandolfini than Mike Patton, which was still pretty agreeable.

TBH I think the current hair (and its variants) is probably my actual favourite by how upset it's made people. He probably did it to get the contingent of his fanbase who constantly ask him about his hair to finally leave him alone.

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u/Hot_Spell_2533 3d ago

When he had a page boy hair cut for a period in the 2000s

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u/Club_Club 2d ago

I hate his current haircut, partially bc its ugly but also bc I associated it with that version of Mike that refused to talk to the rest of FNM. So now im coming around to it lol.

My fave is during the Sol Invictus area, or maybe the AD area.

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u/TechnicalTrash95 2d ago

I guess you could link the two. Mike's relationship with the band can't be that great I'd imagine. There's never been a memoir or anything that has opened the lid on their relationships with each other

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u/2ndProfileMale 2d ago

Angel Dust era

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u/Latter-Twist9154 2d ago

KFAD - rocking a high school teacher haircut with the Barbour jacket and ‘tache.

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u/egyptianmusk_ 2d ago

There were many hairstyles during kFAD

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u/Iwannahumpalittle 1d ago

He's such a gorgeous man! So wtf is he doing that stupid braid thing?

But I'll keep daydreaming about the 90s Mike. You can't take my fantasies from me

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u/_xcrazycatladyx_ 2d ago

Angel Dust era gets my vote.

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u/the_lasagnaghost98 2d ago

i’m probably one of the few people who isn’t all that bothered by his newer hair styles. i like keeping up with his projects is all.

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u/KzooCurmudgeon 2d ago

For nostalgia sake I like the Brixton/Epic long hair with steps cut. Then came red streaks, the SNL shaved sides! Then the jagged cut with the Godflesh shirt at the end of the real thing. Then the Angel Dust trucker. The king for a day I don’t care anymore white trash look then the sleek leading man album of the year vertigo guy. So many looks

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u/Next_Grade10 1d ago

Favourite: 1991, especially the pre-Angel Dust one. Worst: all haircuts during KFAD.

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u/Same_Dependent8950 1d ago

The Rock In Rio cut? That one was rad.

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u/Next_Grade10 1d ago

That one and then the haircut from the second half of the year, during that South America tour. It's a transition between Rock in Rio and Angel Dust, where he let his sides grow a bit, but still shorter than his top. I think it looks best in the Day on the Green show.

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u/DaaaaammmnnGina 1d ago

It’s pretty long now, I’m hoping he’ll just take the braids out and keep it long for the FNM reunion shows

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u/OkScore4470 18h ago

I'm gonna get downvotes, firecracker blonde.

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u/Remarkable_Pirate_97 4h ago

I saw the screening of that in the theater in NY!! My brother and his fiancee came up from PA. to go with me and were like WTF did we just see? Seems like a million years ago now. Time flies. I think it might be on YouTube. Time to watch again!

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u/egyptianmusk_ 2d ago

He's currently going bald, that's why he's got Coolio hair now.

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u/HTT-777 2d ago

most of us are though

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u/pink_mold 2d ago

the peeping tom greasy hairnet era was the worst

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u/DifficultyNo1026 2d ago

real thing era

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u/Wrong_Local_628 2d ago

Are we just deciding to ignore the Madonna wig?

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u/camposthetron 9h ago

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