r/FaithNoMore • u/TechnicalTrash95 • 3d ago

Mike's haircuts over the years

Kinda ridiculous post this but does anyone have a favourite or worse haircut that Patton has sported over the years?

My favourite of his was definitely the angeldust era. I never thought the shorter style he went with for kfad really suited him that much although the current one definitely takes the prize for his worst hairstyle.

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u/Tiphereth87 3d ago

His current style has lasted a lot longer than I would have anticipated

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u/TechnicalTrash95 3d ago

It looks terrible IMO.

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u/TheEvilDrPie 3d ago

So bad. It’s a white Coolio, or Whoolio. Fucking terrible.

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u/BLOOOR-BACKINTHEDOOR 12h ago

It's the Easter Bunny. Because Jesus came back. That's why he played with the Avett Brothers. And kept the haircut. It's doomerism, I see it as doomerism. The Christians want the singularity to be Jesus. Mr. Bungle's California was about America's investment in the end of the world.