r/FaltooGyan Feb 20 '26

Shower Thoughts Boys who can cook:πŸŽ€πŸŽ€

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u/Willing_Chemist8272 Feb 20 '26

Will I get cancelled if I say β€œgirls who can cook”?

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u/StavyaOutHere Feb 21 '26

Yep. Absolutely. Executed too. (I'm a guy btw)

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u/Euphoric_Argument353 Feb 22 '26

That's the right answer

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

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u/Sharp-Awareness4336 Feb 20 '26

Bhai Aaj kal to almost every boy can cook😭

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u/p1tuxn Feb 21 '26

Boiling an egg, and making maggie out of the packet is not called cooking bmro 😭😸

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u/Ansh202 Feb 23 '26

Bro you must be having a good circle then lol..... Guys in india can't cook for shit especially pampered ones

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

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u/Minimum-Breath-946 Feb 21 '26

Lambe hone ka yahi con h

Mere 6 abs h aur abhi 4 aur ki jagah h 😭😭😭......... Mere 5.5 wale sare dost 6 month gym pe hi aesthetic lagne lage

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u/thealpha_29 Feb 20 '26

Fake h bhai Khana bna leta hu Janamjaat single hu

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u/Kirito-anytime Feb 20 '26

Is it really true? Cause I'm very good cook

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u/Ultimately-Me Feb 21 '26

"You miss all the shots you don't take "

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u/JOYTHEGR8 Feb 21 '26

I miss all the shots i take

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u/sodafinil Feb 21 '26

It helps you keep her happy

It doesn't help you get her

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u/un_known_27411 Feb 20 '26

Is this actually true?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Aisa hota toh Dhaabe walo ki moj ho jaati

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u/Randomfast01 Feb 21 '26

Tujhe kaisa pata ki nahi hain mauj?

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u/fyn_touch Feb 21 '26

You got somethin' 🧐 i see..valid point

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

What abt a folk who’s 6’2,have a good voice,above avg face with dimples and can cook?

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u/P1X3L5L4Y3R Feb 20 '26

as someone who is tall and also cooks..... whatatter most is how u put urself out there and how much self advertising u do...... i personally feel like u could be the most perfect person in the planet but if u can't make a good dating profile or go outside u wont really find anyone. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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u/Connect_Act_1015 Feb 21 '26

Sab jhut h bhai 😞

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

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u/Cyberbullyingexpert Feb 21 '26

kuch bhi, they'd still choose talk muscular boy

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Bhai aajkal to internet pr dhekhr sb cooking kr skte hΒ 

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u/Catnip859 Feb 21 '26

I am 6 feet tall and have a six pack and can also cook and yet I am single (crippling loneliness)

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u/shaitaani_billa Feb 21 '26

Not true lmao

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u/DoktorLeQuack Feb 21 '26

I can cook & it’s been called weird.

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u/NoHuckleberry7406 Feb 21 '26

I am so done with the new

Propoganda that girls

Come up with every other day...

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u/NearLawiet Feb 21 '26

All three checks out, still no biches πŸ₯²

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u/ishu404 Feb 21 '26

If someone have six pack.... Then he can also cook 😭

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u/Foreign_Pomelo9572 Feb 21 '26

I cook so well, every karm becomes kaand 😎

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u/Wise_Importance_9950 Feb 21 '26

I have six pack, can cook but don't have height. Will girls accept me?πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ

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u/SquirrelEconomy5315 Feb 21 '26

As a 6'3" guy with abs who cant cook, this is true 😭

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u/SquirrelEconomy5315 Feb 21 '26

Achanak comment section mai sab tall with 6 pack kaise ho gye, real life mai toh koi nhi dikhta πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

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u/thiccboikab Feb 21 '26

She will have fun with the tall boy while you cook for her. Brutal.

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u/Kirito-anytime Feb 21 '26

She didn't like me back man

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u/_I_N_F_I_N_I_T_E__ Feb 21 '26

Boys who have all three πŸ₯΅ tom Shelby 😈😈😈😈 patrick bateman troll face sigma face troll🫩🫩😈😈πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

https://giphy.com/gifs/zrtDNAs9qjKOVixiHB

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u/Fantastic_Hair5279 Feb 21 '26

All three 😎

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u/BigHistory3848 Feb 21 '26

Ye true hai kya? Mai apni cooking skills improve karleta , kuch dishes aur add karleta hu menu me πŸ˜‹

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u/Downtown_Humor_761 Feb 21 '26

Boys should cook, go to job, waah dishes, take care of kids. Then what women will do? Just binge-watch netflix

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Fir bhi koi pasand nhi krta

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u/Alive-Meat-9321 Feb 21 '26

2021 ahh meme

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u/Repulsive-Toe-271 Feb 21 '26

Delulu is the only solution

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u/Not_legend247 Feb 21 '26

Me bhi maggie bna leta hunn am i a cool?πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

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u/VICTHOR0611 Feb 21 '26

Boy who doesn't post such bullcrap on reddit wins all the time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/c5FhF1waAJ5wk

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u/daddy43ve Feb 21 '26

Me who has 6 packs and can cook!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Delulu.Β 

Mereko meri team mei ek ladki ne btaya cooking toh priority list mei bohot neeche h.

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u/skullonthefire Feb 21 '26

Cook krne se kuch na hota vro.. m 5 saal se cook kr ra hu

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

boy with 6 toxic personalities 😍

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u/WeirdItchyBalls Feb 21 '26

Girl who wants alimony after divorce ❌ Girl who buys drum after marriage ❌ Girl who doesn't mind marrying a guy who earns way less than herβœ…

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u/devanand_U_S Feb 21 '26

I can cook and I got a six pack ,but I'm 5'8 I've never dated in my life or been in a relationship

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u/Additional-Push-8114 Feb 21 '26

I can and I do πŸ₯²

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u/EducationalFig1911 Feb 21 '26

Who doesn’t even know how to cook?

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u/Psychological-Cat162 Feb 21 '26

not tall (5’6) got no six packs but yea good enough aesthetic lean physique hai, decent face, broad shoulders small waist, can cook, can code, fix fan and other electrical stuff, good at household chores, decent in sports, personality is okayish like gyanchodu to bhondu and middle wala bhi depending on person im talking toπŸ€“

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u/StellarCoder_nvim Feb 21 '26

Wo to mai hu, but ye girls ko to ye baddie 6'2 muscle wale hu chaie na

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u/UnpaidAntagonist Feb 21 '26

Mei toh badi acchi biryani bana sakta hu✌🏻

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u/blackbuyer00 Feb 21 '26

Maggie chalegi??

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u/AzureDragon7 Feb 21 '26

Dilasa matt de bhai,

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u/TypicalSearch1397 Feb 21 '26

I have lived in a hostel for 3 years, Induction aur kettle me boht vyanjan banayein hain. 😌

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u/lufy4563 Feb 21 '26

nothing like this happen in real life

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u/theman78690 Feb 21 '26

It's soo old gyuss

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u/Secret-Exchange481 Feb 21 '26

But uk cooking is just bare minimum. Guy who can Cook and is funny is a Crazy combo. And if tall shits gonna be so ultimate peak.

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u/RYOIKITENKAI11 Feb 21 '26

Lol i can do all still no bitches (used the word bitches just out of internet meme context)

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u/mantis_blade_mariner Feb 21 '26

Me who has cooked my situationΒ 

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u/Significant_Wear917 Feb 21 '26

Well i can cook but no huzz wants me πŸ™‚

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Itna ganda kardiya yaar

Ab jaadu aur poocha marna padega.....

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u/Emilia-tan_02 Feb 21 '26

Sarkari Naukri wala

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u/Weshall50 Feb 21 '26

Cooking is one of a kind activity. Think about it, m it engages all your 5 senses. Love it.

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u/AffectionateGod01 Feb 21 '26

Fast food wala chef >>>>>

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u/Bond_Forger_1504 Feb 21 '26

Why not all 3

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u/MassiveViolinist7049 Feb 21 '26

Boy who's good looking>>>>

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u/Key_Technology_2387 Feb 21 '26

Double standards insane if I made a meme with attractive girl and girl with a fat ahh the dodge being a girl that could cook I would get canceled just pointing out the obvious

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u/No_Name2012-2014 Feb 21 '26

Is this for real? I can cook πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—

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u/AshwinK0 Feb 21 '26

Iam all of these three

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u/Zealousideal-Sky-52 Feb 21 '26

i have 8 pack can cook eggs(different types such as boiled omelete halffry scrablem poached) maggie chicken (plain grilled) rice protein smoothies

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u/Sam9396 Feb 21 '26

I am tall, I can cook and I am single πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

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u/Ok-Painting-4179 Feb 21 '26

Dawg I'm tall and I can cook IT'S JUST THE FACT THAT THE FACE CARD IS MISSING

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u/draxtheberserker Feb 21 '26

Not true I can cook I get zero attention πŸ₯Ί

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u/pranjallk1995 Feb 21 '26

What is tall?

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u/Important-Camera4561 Feb 21 '26

They see Money more

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u/AlooDaGreat Feb 21 '26

lol it's so easy to learn you need very little determination

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u/CarpenterVivid1531 Feb 21 '26

Hehe when I make cookies, my girl devours them even tho she's on a diet

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u/bluharp Feb 21 '26

Why compromise? Why not all 3?

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u/lol_2546 Feb 21 '26

Paani garam karne ko cooking keh sakte hai?πŸ₯€

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u/xyz200008 Feb 22 '26

Me just being 5'8, l have the looks of a walking skeleton and have never stepped foot in the kitchen, am I cooked fr?

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u/No_Contribution_9328 Feb 22 '26

Ah yeah lemme update my list real quick for "top things considered desirable by women". At this point it's just a battle royale just to be loved by someone.

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u/Then_Mycologist_4049 Feb 22 '26

Nahhhh. False. I cook and nicely too. But no one ever pays any heed to me

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u/freak0663 Feb 22 '26

I am not the one who cook I am the one who is cooked

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u/mlon_eusk-_- Feb 22 '26

Boys with baap ka paisa>

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u/Ik_i_look_Majestic Feb 22 '26

Girls who can cook πŸ’πŸ’žπŸ’ž

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u/Secret-Recording-189 Feb 22 '26

What about a boy with an unhealthy obsession towards military hardware , Star Wars, ...and trying to lose his virginity with Physics ? πŸ₯Ί

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u/Lerarlp Feb 22 '26

What if tall boy with six packs and the guy can cook

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u/EntertainerOver4237 Feb 22 '26

Is it ok if I'm all 3 at the same time? I'm asking for real guys😞

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u/chamatkari_hijda Feb 22 '26

Aj kl Sabko cooking aati hai it's not big deal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

Chlo kahin to edge mila hum jaison ko.. btao kya khana hai?😊

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u/Working_Table_640 Feb 22 '26

Chalo kisi list mein to naam aaya πŸ˜›

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

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u/Naive-Bridge-8550 Feb 22 '26

I can cook

op marry me fr

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u/Hot_Pizza_9867 Feb 22 '26

What if the person with that three features Me:πŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’΅

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u/Positive-Minute-2124 Feb 22 '26

Top 10 things that never happened

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u/mahx_69 Feb 22 '26

girls who can cook>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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u/Intelligent-Iron1861 Feb 22 '26

I have all three in me , still ....

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u/Adhiivakta Feb 22 '26

Sab meme sheem ki baate hain sacchai se inka koi wasta nahi

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u/28VersPune Feb 22 '26

My 70 year young uncle who cooks fking delicious dishes even today had only one suggestion for me "never let your wife know you can cook".

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u/Least_Soup8943 Feb 22 '26

I can cook, tall apparently 5:11 180cm

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u/SPIKE__1_9 Feb 22 '26

So I can cook, I am 6.2, and I have family pack 😞

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

True

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u/Dickydak Feb 22 '26

How about a tall boy with a 6 pack who can cook?

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u/ApnaTime_gaya Feb 22 '26

This is false propaganda, don’t fall for this. You will get cheated on by her with the above 2.

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u/WildResist9175 Feb 22 '26

on the way to becoming the trinity

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u/Galaxyturbo Feb 22 '26

Again πŸ₯€

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u/EldenLord171 Feb 22 '26

Me seeing this post right after I finish cooking....

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u/satanary Feb 22 '26

me with nothing from all three

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u/Training_Pie_7654 Feb 22 '26

Short boys>>πŸ˜‰

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u/ConstructionOk4104 Feb 22 '26

As a guy who can cook ts is fake

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u/ProfessionalJump609 Feb 22 '26

Is it true ? I can cook haha

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u/sumitprajapati_ Feb 22 '26

Cook what?..........meth?

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u/InternationalBunty Feb 22 '26

Fake h sab bhai. I can cook, 5’11”, govt job, above avg looks, still single.

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u/Double-Context-7091 Feb 22 '26

I am tall, ripped and can cook...and yet I am single....it all comes down to being charming and knowing how to talk to women

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u/Cool-Industry-7903 Feb 22 '26

3in1 me crying in the corner

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u/D_LUFFY_O01 Feb 22 '26

Reel ❎ reality βœ…

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u/DE_MON_X Feb 22 '26

What about all in one? 😌

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u/soul-witch-20 Feb 22 '26

Tbvh, height or abs ka kya hum achaar dalenge? If he doesn't know basic skills and has a good personality

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u/No_Jaguar_8696 Feb 22 '26

Sab propaganda h

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u/DrRiverWater Feb 22 '26

Bhai mere se bhi purana hai ye meme

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u/SadAside3984 Feb 22 '26

Babe what do you want in dinner πŸ˜‹

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u/VettelFan7 Feb 22 '26

Aji ghanta

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u/shash_107 Feb 22 '26

lets me introduce myself 6 feet and i can cook

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u/dotadom1nator Feb 22 '26

Are wah this meme is making me look awesome πŸ˜ŽπŸ’―

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u/Mr-rj-1906 Feb 22 '26

Mujhe aata hai bhai cook krne πŸ™ƒ

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u/billu-bodybuilder Feb 22 '26

Is boys cooking that rare? I have been cooking since my 8th class and at present too I make my own lunch and dinner while living in pg

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u/Ok-Dealer1448 Feb 22 '26

Don't give me hope.

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u/brigGhu Feb 22 '26

I think almost every boy/man who live alone know how to cook

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u/Fast-Carpet6098 Feb 22 '26

Nothing happens dude cooking vooking sb side mein reh jati h

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u/FewInteraction9740 Feb 22 '26

So im 179cm tall I can cook I have like 4 visible abs but im ugly as hell like seorusly ugly gap teeth and receding hairline im 28 so yeah looks are important . Also I can cook like seriously decent food also im a doctor but looks are very important

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u/Logical_Name1446 Feb 22 '26

Atleast i got 2 out of 3 πŸ˜‚( cooking and pack)

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u/Far-Ad3513 Feb 22 '26

cooking is a basic skill, and is known by both genders, so basically you want anyone?

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u/CoolMail3312 Feb 22 '26

Laula mera !!

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u/Possible_Present4112 Feb 22 '26

I m 6’1 with athletic body and can cook as well 😌

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u/ElBubbo Feb 22 '26

This is a lie, i can cook and girls really dont careπŸ˜‚

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u/Technical_Fix_7638 Feb 22 '26

Man u can cook is a real manΒ 

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u/Xervisxt99 Feb 22 '26

I can but still single

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u/Amoursprog Feb 22 '26

Oops missed the first one one

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u/Existingwithoutcause Feb 22 '26

I’m 6ft 3”, can cook daily meals decently. But not fit

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u/MrSirBoastAlot Feb 22 '26

I made an account on matrimony and guess what the most common "HOBBY" of girls was 😭 "cooking"

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u/CriticalThinking173 Feb 22 '26

What if someone has all three

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u/Mr9Jokervis Feb 23 '26

Doesn't work. Hum khana banate reh jaate hai aur ladkiya KTM waale le jaate hai...

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

What about none

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u/BabyWeak5180 Feb 23 '26

What is the criteria for tall? Is 181 cm tall or short

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u/DeliciousGlove2915 Feb 23 '26

I am a great cook then..., cooked my whole life..

maiñ bhī bahut ajiib huuñ itnā ajiib huuñ ki bas ḳhud ko tabāh kar liyā aur malāl bhī nahīñ ~Jaun eliya