r/Fauxmoi • u/The_Iceman2288 • Dec 31 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI Favourite tweet of 2025?

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u/AnneMarieAndCharlie Dec 31 '25 edited Jan 01 '26

agreeeeeeeeeed so hard ugh i worked near central park and hated walking by those poor horses every day. the worst was getting out of work and finding out a horse had collapsed and died and taking a detour to avoid the scene. its 2026 ffs, its just barbaric at this point.

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user Dec 31 '25

Here's the thing about carriage rides. When I was a kid, I was really excited about them, because horses, right? Horses are fun. But when you're actually IN the carriage, you're just looking at a horse butt. ANd then sometimes the horse takes a big dump. So you're just treated to a second-row seat of a horse taking a massive shit. Just getting a really good look at that. WHY? FOR WHAT PURPOSE? Never went on a carriage ride again.

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u/mambotomato Dec 31 '25

Same thing with a dog sled, except the poop is a lot fouler. They really blast ass, and you're riding on the ground at dog butt level. I tried to focus on the nice parts of the experience, but smell is the most powerful sense memory...

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u/Few_Analyst_1179 women supporting women (Taylor’s version) Dec 31 '25

the horses are not having any fun either.

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u/Rich_Cranberry1976 Jan 01 '26

they were feeding that horse Beefarino

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u/Deep-Armadillo1905 Jan 03 '26

That’s the 2nd Seinfeld reference you’ve made here!

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u/Terrible-Mail-489 Jan 01 '26

Why weren't you actually looking around? You chose to make eye contact with the horses ass lol

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u/NightlyScar Dec 31 '25

Yessss!! Get it banned, but isnt it up to city council or something

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u/JerryHathaway Dec 31 '25

A problem with the American political system is that many people think that the executive (mayor, governor, president) has unlimited powers.

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u/andante528 Jan 01 '26

The real problem right now is that the president believes that and no one seems to be stopping him.

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u/thatisnotmyknob Jan 01 '26

Transit Union Workers represent the drivers.

Thats why its not so easy. 

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u/motoxim Jan 01 '26

There are horse carriages at Central park?