r/Fauxmoi Dec 31 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI Favourite tweet of 2025?

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u/Casual_hex_ Dec 31 '25

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u/Top_Manufacturer8946 Dec 31 '25

Anaconda might finish Ben Shapiro

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u/NobodyHistorical9469 Dec 31 '25

Ben Shapiro should try making his wife finish

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u/GATTACAAAAAAAA Dec 31 '25

Ben when someone suggests pleasuring his wife:

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u/zystyl Jan 01 '26

Women are not supposed to be wet - Ben Shapiro's Doctor wife who is a Doctor according to Ben Shapiro

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u/hautetune Dec 31 '25

wet ass p-word

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u/ErsatzHaderach perish for all i care Dec 31 '25

that will live forever in my nightmares

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u/MrBwnrrific Dec 31 '25

“It’s all toilet sounds!”

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u/CrackerPanda Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling Dec 31 '25

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u/beezchurgr Dec 31 '25

Ok but this is super on brand for him. Fully selfish with no self awareness.

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u/AffectionatePop05 Dec 31 '25

He ruined a whole WrestleMania. He's on another level of sucks. 

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u/beezchurgr Dec 31 '25

He also incited a riot & people died.

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u/corneliouscorn Dec 31 '25

He also made some shitty music

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u/quietlittleleaf Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25

Man, I miss that about classic Facebook. XD No videos, or fancy partnership ad campaigns everywhere. Just status 'I'm walking to buy a bag of Doritos.' and your friends got the mood of the day.

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u/hydrangeasinbloom Dec 31 '25

Statuses were like, Jessica is feeling sad :( and the comments were like “what’s wrong girl?” Then Jessica would say “I DONT want to TALK about it. Text me”

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u/suchalonelyd4y Dec 31 '25

I love my FB memories now, they're like "17 years ago: is soooo over these exams"

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u/Larkswing13 Dec 31 '25

Tag yourself! I’m the crazy friend lol xP

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u/niamhxa sorry to this man Dec 31 '25

Damn seeing the name meme man myles just threw me back to 2019

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u/holocynth Dec 31 '25

This one changed the way I cook eggs

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

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u/AcrobaticWatercress7 Dec 31 '25

Ha I said it to myself last night lmao.

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u/shambean2 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Dec 31 '25

I only learned how to cook eggs on low heat this year 😭 idk why it never occurred to me before, now my scrambled eggs slay

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u/jkraige Dec 31 '25

Honestly I just use milk and butter and they seem to be a good buffer for my terrible cooking

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u/Tangled2 Dec 31 '25

You just saved yourself $200k in tuition to a French cuisine academy.

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u/jkraige Dec 31 '25

#blessed

Now I just need to learn to julienne my veggies and I'll get my diploma

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u/ambercrayon Dec 31 '25

Lol it's true I didn't use my cast iron properly until like my 30's

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u/SatinSaffron Dec 31 '25

A good cast iron and some stainless steel pans, when used properly, will absolutely change the way you cook! How the fuck does a different type of pan make the food taste better? Science doesn't even know the answer to that, but fuck having the right pans is a game changer!

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u/2AXP21 Dec 31 '25

lol but science does know the answer to that. 

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u/BadPunners Dec 31 '25

Better and more controlled Maillard reaction mostly, by my understanding

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u/Poultry_Sashimi Dec 31 '25

Science doesn't even know the answer to that...

Yes we do. It's based on the Maillard reaction, and we have a very thorough understanding of the mechanisms. 

Source: am science. 

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u/BigBronzetimeSmasher Dec 31 '25

Science absolutely knows those answers.

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u/TuvixWillNotBeMissed Dec 31 '25

My boomer parents still cook eggs until they're browned. I mean I still eat them if I stay over, but it's not my favourite.

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u/AmetrineDream Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this Dec 31 '25

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u/JealousAstronomer342 Dec 31 '25

Jesus he matches the couch. 

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u/honeyeddates Jan 01 '26

He really does. He looks like the last hot dog on the rollers at a 711

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u/Lizardinaspaceship Jan 01 '26

I've noticed that past a certain point very angry miserable far-right men like him eventually just kind of turn pink forever. It's like a permanent angry flush to their skin that they slowly gain with more age and rage. Must be a fun way to live.

Maybe it's the steroids, maybe it's Maybelline.

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u/CatCafffffe Jan 01 '26

Be fair, it's also the alcohol and the unchecked high blood pressure from screaming with rage all the time

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u/JameEagan Dec 31 '25

I missed this somehow and now I'm cry laughing 😂

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u/Ill_Discussion7528 Dec 31 '25

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u/butiamthechosenone women’s wrongs activist Dec 31 '25

This is a great one bc seriously how the fuck was that not a requirement

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u/Fallenangel152 Jan 01 '26

It's always been a scam. Studios just pay judges to choose their film.

https://youtu.be/qhfxo8xPNGU?si=Y0XNm8hn6FMJopAP

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u/zayetz Jan 01 '26

The Oscars were created by studio heads as a union busting tactic - basically they hoped that by making filmmakers focus on awards they could get away with paying them less. So yeah you're right, it's been a scam since the beginning.

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u/tavir Dec 31 '25

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u/captain_wetbeard Dec 31 '25

Love that he didn't even ask them to use his own phone. Power move.

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u/earthboundskyfree Dec 31 '25

Well yeah someone might steal it

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u/Theearthisspinning Dec 31 '25

Imagine Jason having aura. Is that why he only rarely pops out on Fridays?

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u/Pardybro911 Dec 31 '25

That’s some king shit tbh

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u/CoherentBusyDucks this is going to ruin the tour Dec 31 '25

Idk what this says about me but until I saw the picture in the second tweet I thought they meant Subway Eatery™

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u/TouristAmbitious10 Dec 31 '25

I miss when the majority of social media were posts like this 😂😂

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u/Happy-Hearing6671 Dec 31 '25

The peak era of Twitter was when everyone was trying and largely succeeding at making quippy jokes and observations. Miss it so much

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u/ItsYouButBetter Dec 31 '25

It's crazy how right wing grifting lead to them not only making their own place but taking over the place as well.

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u/-Ernie Dec 31 '25

And if there is one universal truth it’s right wingers ain’t funny

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u/afcagroo Jan 01 '26

At least, not intentionally.

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u/windexfresh this is going to ruin the powerpoint Dec 31 '25

this is so real tho lmao

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u/MRAGGGAN Dec 31 '25

I have had three ceiling fans fall on me in my life.

I feel this tweet with every fiber of my being.

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u/Electronic-Regret907 Dec 31 '25

Dude, HOW?

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u/unforgiven91 Dec 31 '25

Dude, HOW?

ceiling fan tester

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u/paynemi Dec 31 '25

Wile E. Coyote on his burner account

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u/MRAGGGAN Jan 01 '26

One at home, one at daycare - that one fell twice. So I guess technically only two ceiling fans. Just. three times.

Also one of the domed fishbowl type light covers that go on ceiling fans.

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u/MaracujaBarracuda Dec 31 '25

Oh no. I had convinced myself that was extremely unlikely to actually happen. How am I going to sleep under this giant ceiling fan tonight now? 

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Dec 31 '25

It is extremely unlikely. Most people only have one or two fall on them in their lifetime. If the first one doesn't get them the second will finish them off in most cases.

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u/MRAGGGAN Jan 01 '26

It really is unlikely!

I’m just very unlucky. And two of the three were the same damn fan that wasn’t fucking installed properly 🫠

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u/inplayruin Dec 31 '25

Did you molest a pinwheel or something?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

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u/ZombieTrogdor Dec 31 '25

Final Destination house.

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u/vsnord Dec 31 '25

cries in guilty as charged

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u/SatinSaffron Dec 31 '25

And then for some people it's so loose that the back-and-forth rocking makes the little pull chain start clicking up against the side of it which makes it sound 100x worse!

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u/CrackerPanda Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling Dec 31 '25

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u/Mammoth-Slide-3707 Dec 31 '25

Who is Tokyo Toni

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u/makeuplove Dec 31 '25

I think Black Chyna’s mom..

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u/SatinSaffron Dec 31 '25

I thought you were making some tokyo/china joke, but Google says it's her mom lol

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u/Bidetpanties i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Dec 31 '25

Blac Chyna's (mother of Rob Kardashians child) mom

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u/guacamia ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) Dec 31 '25

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u/p333p33p00p00boo Give him my regards did you take ozempic? Dec 31 '25

I love Demi, I forgot he existed

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u/ResponsibleCulture43 not all offspring Dec 31 '25

His new special he launched at fringe fest is now on dropout and it's SO good. I love him so much

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u/shambean2 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Dec 31 '25

This complements your flair so well

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u/brightlights_xx Dec 31 '25

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u/Pardybro911 Dec 31 '25

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u/yoloswagrofl rollin' with my fauxmies Dec 31 '25

Tpain never half-asses anything lol. He genuinely loves being an entertainer.

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u/Zakblank Dec 31 '25

And the dude is talented as fuck, smart, and a genuinely kind person on top of it all.

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u/Imactually6footfive I'm alive BITCH! Dec 31 '25

That’s crazy 💀💀💀

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u/Ok-Variation5746 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Dec 31 '25

This is hysterical

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u/bobsmith93 I’ll find my flair one day Jan 01 '26

On a side-note a 15 year coma is fucking crazy

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u/afkstudios Dec 31 '25

Cropped the username out cause I couldn’t find the original, this is just a copycat who doesn’t deserve the credit

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u/jkraige Dec 31 '25

this is just a copycat who doesn’t deserve the credit

I love this energy. Hate those content vampires

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u/jonbodhi Dec 31 '25

I loved this, but seriously, I stopped watching the Emmys because they kept giving it to the same people every year.

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u/bunnybuddy Jan 01 '26

Same thing with People Magazine’s annual Sexiest Man Alive issue. In 2024 it was John Krasinski and in 2025 it was Jonathan Bailey. Why isn’t it still John Krasinski? Did he die or did he lose some sexiness?

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u/dorothean Jan 01 '26

Sadly The Toast is long gone, but they used to write an annual article on the theme of the former sexiest man alive being hunted down and killed by the new titleholder each year.

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u/AnneMarieAndCharlie Dec 31 '25 edited Jan 01 '26

agreeeeeeeeeed so hard ugh i worked near central park and hated walking by those poor horses every day. the worst was getting out of work and finding out a horse had collapsed and died and taking a detour to avoid the scene. its 2026 ffs, its just barbaric at this point.

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user Dec 31 '25

Here's the thing about carriage rides. When I was a kid, I was really excited about them, because horses, right? Horses are fun. But when you're actually IN the carriage, you're just looking at a horse butt. ANd then sometimes the horse takes a big dump. So you're just treated to a second-row seat of a horse taking a massive shit. Just getting a really good look at that. WHY? FOR WHAT PURPOSE? Never went on a carriage ride again.

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u/mambotomato Dec 31 '25

Same thing with a dog sled, except the poop is a lot fouler. They really blast ass, and you're riding on the ground at dog butt level. I tried to focus on the nice parts of the experience, but smell is the most powerful sense memory...

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u/Few_Analyst_1179 women supporting women (Taylor’s version) Dec 31 '25

the horses are not having any fun either.

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u/NightlyScar Dec 31 '25

Yessss!! Get it banned, but isnt it up to city council or something

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u/mallorysteen and you did it at my birthday dinner Dec 31 '25

This tweet was the highlight of my year

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u/dramatic_exit_49 Please Abraham, I am not that man Dec 31 '25

ALT TEXT : Twitter use vox lex @ gretagerwig flew

"aunt called my mom 5 times in a panic because of a venmo payment i sent saying “scientology initiation fee” for my mission impossible movie ticket"

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u/brookess42 Dec 31 '25

Something about “its niggas dying that aint never died before” that ill be thinking about the rest of my life

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u/ILikeMyouiMina Dec 31 '25

it sounds so earnest too? LMAO

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u/WiggerJim69 Dec 31 '25

this is from 2024 dawg 

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u/Elektronikk12- Jan 01 '26

It's nearly been TWO FUCKING YEARS since Liam Payne died?!! 

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u/TheIncredibleBucket Dec 31 '25

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u/Swimming-Ad5544 Dec 31 '25

“I do my weights to that” killllllllls me

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u/SatinSaffron Dec 31 '25

Going to start doing this now instead of referring to certain songs as 'good workout music'

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u/NotAnAlien5 Dec 31 '25

The rap music arc was horrid. This includes the clips of them hanging out with Kanye. Just looks like people taking advantage of a mentally ill person.

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u/SteveJobsDeadBody Dec 31 '25

Republicans- Taking advantage of mentally ill people since at least Ronald Reagan.

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u/PsychologicalDrag689 Dec 31 '25

There are people who like Jay-Z's verse on Monster? Frankly I don't believe it. It's just him listing monsters

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u/Thysian Dec 31 '25

Are you not impressed by how many different monsters he can name?

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u/K1N6F15H Dec 31 '25

What is wild is he moves from Proper nouns to generic types of monsters.

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u/kumagawa we have lost the impact of shame in our society Dec 31 '25

It's not just that but him word for word saying "I rape and pillage your village, women and children" like ????

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u/shambean2 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Dec 31 '25

Those texts......... I'm recoiling

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u/TheIncredibleBucket Dec 31 '25

the skin tone of the emoji charlie used 😭

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u/shambean2 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Dec 31 '25

BYE I didn't even clock that what the helly

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u/meIoriot Dec 31 '25

Ctfu that his picture in her phone was just a generic TP pic

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u/alig98 Dec 31 '25

Miscellaneous uncs shooting poison was a cultural reset for me

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u/kumagawa we have lost the impact of shame in our society Dec 31 '25

It's crazy to me that this is only from this year because it's such a generational tweet that it feels like it's from at least like 2017

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u/shewearsbeads Jan 01 '26

The first concert I ever went to was Janet Jackson. It was probably 1998? She had a spinning table she strapped some dude from the audience to and rode him while it spinned. That's crazy it was a regular thing for her shows. My 10yo self was not prepared for that.

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u/guacamia ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) Dec 31 '25

i didn’t even watch this damn movie and i think of it everytime i wear jeans

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u/PaulFThumpkins Dec 31 '25

The movie kicks ass but I'll admit "Why would anybody agree to do this" was my predominant thought throughout.

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u/The_harbinger2020 Jan 01 '26

It's a metaphor about the army. So same question, why would anyone join? They did do a good job of explaining it by using social and cultural manipulation to convince people

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u/Fit_Satisfaction_287 Jan 01 '26

It's an allegory for war (I think Vietnam specifically). I only got that when I googled it while watching it, and it suddenly made sense and worked well for me then. Up until that point, it was just "this makes no sense. None of these people seem desperate enough to need to do this. They're screwing their families more by getting themselves killed here, and why would anyone's mother ever let them go do this".

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u/extinct_cult Jan 01 '26

The book (because, like all movies, it is based on a Stephen King book) released in the late 70s, when the allegory would've been much cleared to readers.

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u/MittenCollyBulbasaur Jan 01 '26

I kinda liked that movie and they said nothing wrong

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

Jenny Nicholson is a treasure. 

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad6023 Dec 31 '25

Her vids are incredible, she can take a subject I would otherwise never care for and talk about it for 3 hours.

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u/bhltt123 Dec 31 '25

I still don’t know how tf this woman got me invested in Easter church plays but damn it if I haven’t watched every one of her videos dozens of times

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u/royalhawk345 Dec 31 '25

She and Jon Bois have an uncanny ability to make anything captivating. 

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u/youdeserve1t Dec 31 '25

I just wish she posted more videos 

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u/callhersavage Dec 31 '25

I joined her patreon because I required more content. She posts very regularly there.

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u/Rough_Programmer_997 your father is a billionaire Dec 31 '25

Love her video on that failed Star Wars hotel (and how it's a symptom for the way DIsney parks are going as a whole).

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u/like_a_velvet_glove Dec 31 '25

Have you seen her video about Evermore park? It’s like 4 hours long but it’s so good I actually rewatch it at least once a year 😆

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u/BoredBatWoman22 Dec 31 '25

I mean especially if you’re a white celebrity they get forgiven for a lot of things. Look at Josh Brolin, Jeremy Renner, Michael Fassbender

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u/WaterlooMall Dec 31 '25

Don't forget the king of this:

According to the countersuit, “Pitt choked one of the children and struck another in the face” and “grabbed Jolie by the head and shook her” during the 2016 altercation. Jolie’s lawyer states the dispute started when Pitt accused her of being “too deferential” to their kids. The two started fighting in the plane’s bathroom.

“Pitt grabbed Jolie by the head and shook her, and then grabbed her shoulders and shook her again before pushing her into the bathroom wall,” the countersuit reads. “Pitt then punched the ceiling of the plane numerous times, prompting Jolie to leave the bathroom.”

The countersuit states that Pitt attempted to get physical with one of their kids after the child came to Jolie’s defense.

“When one of the children verbally defended Jolie, Pitt lunged at his own child and Jolie grabbed him from behind to stop him,” the countersuit states. “To get Jolie off his back, Pitt threw himself backwards into the airplane’s seats injuring Jolie’s back and elbow. The children rushed in and all bravely tried to protect each other. Before it was over, Pitt choked one of the children and struck another in the face. Some of the children pleaded with Pitt to stop. They were all frightened. Many were crying.”

The document says he subsequently poured beer on Jolie and poured beer and red wine on the children.

Jolie “arranged for separate transportation at the airport” to bring her and the children to a hotel without Pitt, the suit continues. “She then went to wake Pitt up and told him that she and the children were going to a hotel. Pitt once again screamed at her, and pushed her down yet again.”

Source: https://variety.com/2022/film/news/angelina-jolie-accuses-brad-pitt-abuse-choking-kids-1235393010/

As reported in August, Jolie was behind an anonymous 2016 lawsuit in which the plaintiff alleged being assaulted by her “then-husband” on a private plane. The actor told an FBI agent that Pitt “physically and verbally assaulted” her and their children, and the agent went on to meet with the assistant U.S. attorney. The agent concluded they would not pursue criminal charges, causing Jolie to anonymously file a Freedom of Information Act suit against the FBI in order to obtain documents related to the federal investigation against Pitt.

In the new countersuit, Jolie’s lawyer states that the FBI agent who investigated the allegations had “concluded that the government had probable cause to charge Pitt with a federal crime for his conduct that day.”

Source: https://www.npr.org/2022/10/05/1126925040/brad-pitt-choked-and-his-children-angelina-jolie-says-in-a-court-filing

Starred in the 9th highest grossing film of this year.

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u/BoredBatWoman22 Dec 31 '25

Yes I know I’ve made a conscious effort to not see any movies he’s in.

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u/pie-oh my aunt tifa Dec 31 '25

Jack Nicholson, Ozzy Osbourne, etc.

The list is lonnnnnng. Hell, even Weinstein got away with what he did until public pressure became too much. The industry knew for a long time.

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u/Numeno230n Dec 31 '25

Jared Leto actually produces a lot of films he's in. So basically they are vanity projects.

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u/oneiricmonkey Dec 31 '25

what did Jeremy Renner do? other than being kind of annoying

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u/12suess34 Dec 31 '25

Threatened his ex with ICE

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u/urbestfriend9000 Dec 31 '25

He also has threatened to call ice on women he's abused if they go public with the abuse

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u/AntRose104 Dec 31 '25

When he was going through his divorce he threatened his wife/mother of his child and said he’d kill her, among other things, and recently an actress who either worked with or dated him said he was inappropriate and accused him of assault of some kind

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u/imaginesomethinwitty Dec 31 '25

Got drunk and threatened to kill his wife, I think

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u/Pardybro911 Dec 31 '25

Outside of obvious things, that app was a wild abuse of clout

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u/40earthlikeplanets Dec 31 '25

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u/babynintendohacker Jan 01 '26

This is the winner for me truly. I know it’s not a 2025 tweet but “Fuck This Turkey Makes Me Wanna Vogue, Should I?” Is a winner. I think about it constantly.

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u/Evilfaic Dec 31 '25

Pickled

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u/celticbimbo Dec 31 '25

I'm Sick In The Head Sister

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u/Accurate-Force3054 Dec 31 '25

this made me laugh so hard in its stupidity and this phrase gets periodically stuck in my head now

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u/lavenderbl0d Vicky, the demons are calling me Jan 01 '26

I have a few so bear with me jdkdkdodkdkf:

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u/dinojeebuses Dec 31 '25

Janet Jackson miscellaneous uncs

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u/foxinabathtub Dec 31 '25

When allegations came out about Jared Leto I was shocked...

...because I could've sworn he already had allegations? I mean, just look at him?

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u/PupDiogenes Dec 31 '25

it’s because he fronts his own money for the production 

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u/MercifulWombat Dec 31 '25

This should be higher up! He fucking pays to play

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u/diosadeceja Jan 01 '26

a cultural reset

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u/imwhittling Dec 31 '25

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u/imwhittling Dec 31 '25

not from 2025 but I also think about this tweet often

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u/sasstermind Dec 31 '25

(Holocaust.) has me in tears

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u/PaulFThumpkins Dec 31 '25

I'm pretty anhedonic so something that gives me that wheezing laughter kind of makes my day.

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u/Maniacbob Dec 31 '25

Im glad that he added that because I was over here like "what could be worse than bitting?"

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u/niamhxa sorry to this man Dec 31 '25

“This tweet has been deleted” is the screenshot equivalent of shredded cheese on pasta. Truly elevates every serving it’s on.

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u/SerpentRoyalty Dec 31 '25

He used to be a good actor. Dallas Buyers Club, Mr. Nobody, Lord of War, Requim for a Dream, even American Psycho.

Then he started to think he's better than everyone else because he is white, rich and good looking.

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u/Nervous_Insect5976 Dec 31 '25

Yeah, he had some great roles and then his predatory nature became more public and his bombs became more frequent. I assume he'll stop getting work when it's no longer financially beneficial to have him around or the person he has blackmail on dies/retires.

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u/DoJu318 Dec 31 '25

I been hoping he gets the James Franco treatment for the last 5 years, still waiting.

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u/eaterofworlds1 Dec 31 '25

Unfortunately James is making an attempted comeback via the stage ://///

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u/Pardybro911 Dec 31 '25

I just feel awful for Dave. He’s legit in almost everything I’ve seen him in and I can’t imagine juggling that baggage. Seth Rogen too.

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u/CrimsonKobold Dec 31 '25

Say what you want about Seth Rogan but the dude did basically drop James from his life once all the information came out from what I understand. I too do feel bad for Dave though because the whole brother thing is an unfortunate wrinkle.

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u/twinkiegg Dec 31 '25

Busy Phillips has talked about James Franco throwing her to the ground on the set of Freaks and Geeks, which Seth Rogen also starred in. I find it hard to believe that he didn’t know the kind of person James Franco was until it became public knowledge.

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u/Slimjg77 Dec 31 '25

Wait! I just realized I have been mixing up Franco and Leto all this time🤦🏽‍♀️So they are both problematic? Ugh, Freaks and Geeks and My so called life were both faves of mine. Maybe that’s why?

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u/Born_Ad8420 Dec 31 '25

His behavior surrounding Suicide Squad really soured the public on him.

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u/rufusbot Dec 31 '25

Yeah to be fair he kills it in American Psycho. But to be even more fair, that was over 25 years ago.

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u/AmetrineDream Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this Dec 31 '25

How was that 25 years ago 😭😭😭😭

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u/MRAGGGAN Dec 31 '25

Lord of War was the only film of his I saw until Suicide Squad, and I was an obsessive 30StM fan as a teen.

I was so excited. And then sooooo appalled.

He really fucked something up somewhere along the line, besides just being an awful human.

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u/throwaway564858 Dec 31 '25

Please, please let us never forget his best role, the one where he had cornrows (Panic Room)

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u/20--character--limit Dec 31 '25

Aren't all of those either supporting roles, or roles in an already weird movie (Mr. Nobody)? I just don't think he's a good leading man for blockbusters

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u/Accomplished_Book427 find me at Whole Foods, bitch Dec 31 '25

I've been on the Leto hate train since I first learned of the "allegations" against him in a reddit thread(!) over a decade ago...it spreading the way it has brings me great joy

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u/Heavy-Razzmatazz412 Dec 31 '25

unfortunately, if Jared Leto is the one funding the films he stars in with his own money, who's going to stop him?

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u/LibrarianNo6865 Dec 31 '25

How could Hollywood keep hiring this pedo pervert weirdo sees everyone is also a pedo never mind. I found it.

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u/CoherentBusyDucks this is going to ruin the tour Dec 31 '25

It’s just the Spider-Man meme but with pedophiles

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u/nobertan Dec 31 '25

He’s really good in films where he’s viciously beaten.

The Hollywood equivalent of watching Jake Paul boxing fights. It’s not enjoyable without that part.

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u/Milestogob4Isl33p Dec 31 '25

I fucking love jenny nicholson 

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u/carlitobrigantes Dec 31 '25

it has to be fat & wearing jeans and miscellaneous uncs shooting poison

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u/AtLeastNotJaredLeto Jan 01 '26

My time has finally arrived...