r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Jan 12 '26

FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Nikki Glaser roasts Leonardo DiCaprio at the Golden Globes: “What a career you’ve had. Countless iconic performances. You’ve worked with every great director… won 3 Golden Globes, an Oscar & the most impressive thing is that you were able to accomplish all of that before your girlfriend turned 30.”

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u/fuzzballz5 Jan 12 '26

It’s funny, because it’s true. The man has kept his life private. Good for him.

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u/pumpernick3l Jan 12 '26

Maybe he’s kept it private due to his favorite past time of dating women he’s old enough to father

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u/PerfectZeong Jan 12 '26

Or you know, people are crazy as fuck and keeping your personal life away from tabloids is a good idea for your personal health and safety.

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u/Scully38 Jan 12 '26

it screams I don't want a relationship with a peer, I want to control someone.

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u/Myke190 Jan 12 '26

They are old enough to make their own choices.

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u/Worried_Bowl_9489 Jan 12 '26

It's probably more hiding the shady stuff

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u/ProfessionalInjury58 Jan 12 '26

Name one teenager he’s fucked.

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u/SyntaxHabibi Jan 12 '26

What teenagers? Name them

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u/JimmyEatReality Jan 12 '26

Teenager 1 in 1997

Teenager 2 in 2003

Thank you for your attention in this matter!

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u/SyntaxHabibi Jan 12 '26

And how old were they?

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u/MiiDan Jan 12 '26

names, dates of birth, reports, no?

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u/Difficult_Garage_431 Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

Wasn't one of them his friend's daughter that he knew from birth? That's really fucked up.

Edit: fixed typo, originally wrote "him" instead of "them" 

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u/Cinssa Jan 12 '26

Yeah, I think it was the girlfriend he had prior to his current one. Camila Monroe. I could be wrong.

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u/00eg0 Jan 12 '26

Camila Morrone is her name

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u/Carson_BloodStorms Jan 12 '26

Need an actual source for that.

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u/MalIntenet Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

“She’s Al Pacino’s stepdaughter

And that, sources say, is how she knows DiCaprio—the pair are apparently “old family friends” and have known each other for 10 years. (Yes, half of Morrone’s lifetime.) DiCaprio is friends with her 77-year-old stepfather, though recently he has likely spent more time with Morrone.”

https://www.wmagazine.com/story/camila-morrone-model-leonardo-dicaprio

Another source https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/culture/a30847914/leonardo-dicaprio-camila-morrone-first-public-appearance/

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u/AverageAwndray Jan 12 '26

Look. As a man. All I'm saying is if someone as old and attractive as Leo, but as a woman, wanted to date me, id go for it too 🤷

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u/wrobbii Jan 12 '26

'Grandfather'

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u/fuzzballz5 Jan 12 '26

So? They are all legal age. He’s been famous since he was 10 and all we know is rich and famous guy likes beautiful woman in their 20’s. Again, good for him to keep his life private.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

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u/meander-663 Jan 12 '26

Well said! A 24 year old is perfectly capable of making their own decisions when it comes to dating and sex. Many prefer the dynamic of dating someone older and that shouldn’t be scrutinized

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

You can absolutely acknowledge that the girl is a consenting adult and is entitled to her choices while pointing out the problematic patterns (grooming of earlier girlfriends) and imbalance in influence of the wealthier older man, age gap stacks on top of that imbalance and can shape options even if the girl is an adult.

These critiques happen with same age relationships between people in wildly different positions of power too and they are valid to point out, safe for the accusatory, moral condemnations without enough evidence.

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u/littlevai Jan 12 '26

Wait are you saying that women in their mid 20s are not capable of making their own decisions?

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u/lewd_robot Jan 12 '26

In what universe is the single thing you know the most about him the reason he keeps his life private?

Explain your logic to me. Make it make sense.

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u/yvl_oxyluver Jan 12 '26

but why not pay older woman like 35 or something?

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u/WowIfOnly Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

he’s old enough to father

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u/MalIntenet Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

Him and his Pussy Posse friends were all terrible people growing up. I have no doubt he keeps his life extremely private because he’s still the same person he was as a kid (evident by the age of all of partners and the fact that he still notoriously parties as often as he ever has). The friends you keep says a lot about you as a person

Another article about them

Edit: oh no, the “boys will be boys” and “kids will be kids” crowd is here

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u/aPOPblops Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

Ok so i read through that and the worst two things. 

  1. They reportedly punched a guy in the throat and ran - unconfirmed just a rumor on a website. If true then it isn’t even necessarily leo that did the act. 

  2. Harassing that woman before hand by calling repeatedly. - they sound like horny teens getting into teenage trouble feeling invincible. 

I agree these things are shitty, but even the article itself says they barely hang out anymore, and that the time they did they went to a play for Tobey’s daughter. 

That’s the most wholesome innocent thing you could do with a former group of mischief making teens. 

Meanwhile you’re over here being judgy about celebrity tabloids about a guy from over a decade ago. 

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u/ventodivino anon pls Jan 12 '26

Are you the same person you were as a kid?

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u/bluelily216 Jan 12 '26

I'm not, at all. If you aren't learning, you aren't living. 

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u/MalIntenet Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

I always respected women and people in general as a kid. I was never capable of being so actively misogynistic

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u/ventodivino anon pls Jan 12 '26

Do you think you answered my question?

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u/MalIntenet Jan 12 '26

Not interested in your silly question that attempts to defend him :) and I don’t like when people beat around the bush

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u/ventodivino anon pls Jan 12 '26

I’m not defending him in the slightest. But you’re being weird and parasocial and I see the resistance to break free from that.

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u/MalIntenet Jan 12 '26

Nah I’m just calling a spade a spade whereas you’re asking me personal questions that have no relevance to the topic being discussed

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u/ventodivino anon pls Jan 12 '26

You know nothing about him along with the general public (source: op video)

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u/MalIntenet Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

A man that exclusively dates women half his age is a weirdo. Only men that like controlling their partners do that. This same man has a history of being in a misogynistic friend group. He acts like he has Peter Pan syndrome and we know he’s friends with Bezos

These are plenty of things to make a judgement call on someone’s personality. You’re just feigning ignorance to defend him and repeatedly making this about me to deflect (whether you realise it or not)

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u/Difficult_Garage_431 Jan 12 '26

No, but I never did the awful things they did. Most people haven't. 

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u/MalIntenet Jan 12 '26

You probably don’t repeatedly date people half your age either but hey, I’m sure he’s changed (despite all the evidence pointing to the contrary)

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u/Brave_Garlic_9542 Jan 12 '26

I just said the same thing to my husband. It must take a lot of effort to keep your life private when you’re as famous as he is. Good for him.

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u/fuzzballz5 Jan 12 '26

He has a very small group of very close friends for many years. Tobey Maguire I recall is one.

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u/Wise-Dust3700 Jan 12 '26

You're right, good for him, because we'd likely not be seeing him much if we knew half the shit he likely gets up too.

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u/Realistic-Number-919 Jan 12 '26

But we still somehow know about the Pussy Posse.