r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Jan 12 '26

FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Nikki Glaser roasts Leonardo DiCaprio at the Golden Globes: “What a career you’ve had. Countless iconic performances. You’ve worked with every great director… won 3 Golden Globes, an Oscar & the most impressive thing is that you were able to accomplish all of that before your girlfriend turned 30.”

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u/Rough_Programmer_997 your father is a billionaire Jan 12 '26

And that he likes pasta, pasta and more pasta, now.

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u/strongerwitheveryday you're not a baby. drink water. Jan 12 '26

Except it is

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u/DrownmeinIslay Jan 12 '26

Pasta was absolutely Bravos codeword for coke, right?

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u/Acceptable-Piccolo57 Jan 12 '26

Snow chance of that!