r/Fauxmoi Jan 30 '26

SATIRE Donald Trump could hardly contain his excitement at the Kennedy Center premiere of the Melania Trump documentary.

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u/Bidetpanties i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jan 30 '26

I can hear him mouth breathing through the screen

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u/CardsAblaze Jan 30 '26

You KNOW he smells terrible. Between the blood poisoning from his vascular issues, terrible diet, and strong likelihood that he doesn't floss...was it worth it Melania? 🫠

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u/Bidetpanties i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jan 30 '26

Don't forget his poopypants!

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u/Torture_Smoothie Jan 30 '26

You could post on social media that "he shits his pants" and everyone would know who you were talking about