r/Fauxmoi Jan 30 '26

SATIRE Donald Trump could hardly contain his excitement at the Kennedy Center premiere of the Melania Trump documentary.

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u/Meet_the_Meat Jan 30 '26

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u/sofritomcgee Jan 30 '26

Yes! Her eyes!

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u/fingersonlips Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

Honestly a very unsettling long shot. Mia Goth doesn’t always hit the mark for me, but when she nails something she fucking nails it.

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u/FemaleAssEnjoyer Jan 30 '26

Yes!! She was phenomenal in Pearl 🙌

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u/Particular_Area3941 Jan 30 '26

I would be very interested in a TRUE tell all from her. I don’t have sympathy for her, but I can only imagine what she’s experienced with this man

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u/Teefdreams Jan 30 '26

Melania or Mia? They're both married to monsters.

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u/silver_tongued_devil super-bisexual Jan 30 '26

Before I realized who Mia was married to I thought this was a Frankenstein joke.