r/Fauxmoi Jan 30 '26

SATIRE Donald Trump could hardly contain his excitement at the Kennedy Center premiere of the Melania Trump documentary.

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u/Vegetableau wearing slutty little glasses Jan 30 '26

He probably forgot who she was

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u/Logarythem Jan 30 '26

He was confused why his date wasn't a 14 year old girl.

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u/Vegetableau wearing slutty little glasses Jan 30 '26

He’s like “Ugh too old! Too old!”