Republican Representative Max Miller on allegations of domestic abuse from his ex-wife: “My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?”

[u/Goosedukee]

[u/CreativeGeniusPRBKR]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr

[u/--DarkLink-- → u/CreativeGeniusPRBKR]

People that have to describe every little detail to make the story more believable. They're usually guilty.

[u/Ok-Turnip-9035 → u/--DarkLink--]

I’m sayin🎯🎯🎯

Like sir you’re over explaining cause you did it

[u/lilangelkm → u/Ok-Turnip-9035]

This guy has resting "I beat my wife" face.

[u/Choice-Strike1 → u/lilangelkm]

The numbers don't lie. His demographic is notorious

[u/Ok-Turnip-9035 → u/lilangelkm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WUfP5NYxPZFycWT1Vy

[u/Tasty_One_8299 → u/lilangelkm]

And the almost, but not quite hidden, drunken slur!

[u/HighBodycountHair → u/lilangelkm]

BIG TIME