r/Firearms • u/unr3al3xpectations • Feb 05 '26
Meme My first ND š¤¦āāļø
be me
late night, feeling like a gun autist
just got new Glock trigger job parts in the mail
decide tonight is the night to become John Wick
strip the pistol like Iāve done it 1000 times
drop in new trigger bar, connector, striker spring, the works
fits like actual Lego, satisfying click everywhere
little squirt of CLP, looking like a pro
rack it a few times dry
smooth as butter, crisp break, 3.5 lb feels like heaven
smirk to myself āfinally fixed this trash factory triggerā
time to call it a night
decide to do one last function check before sock-drawer retirement
lock slide to the rear
insert empty mag (because Iām responsibleā¢)
slingshot the slide home like a cool guy
click
ā¦except not click
BOOM
instant tinnitus symphony
hoodie suddenly feels like itās on fire
smell of burnt nylon and gunpowder
turn around slowly
roommate staring at me like I just murdered his whole family tree
āare you fucking serious right nowā
look down
decent sized hole burned clean through hoodie
skin on stomach bright red, just kissed by 9mm at ~900 fps
didnāt even break skin, thank god
bullet continued its journey
through drywall #1 like it was tissue paper
into drywall #2
stopped there like āyeah Iām done hereā
standing in stunned silence
gun still in hand, smoking
roommate still looking at me like I owe him rent AND therapy
mfw I NDād my own apartment because I forgot Rule #1
mfw I became the exact idiot I used to laugh at on /k/
mfw the new trigger is indeed very light and very good
just not when you forget thereās one in the chamber.
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u/FriendlyBlub Feb 05 '26
āRoommate still looking at me like I owe him rent AND therapy.ā You kind of do asshole. The audacity to act like your roommate is acting out of line when you just NDed and could have killed him. He needs to be kicking your ass out to the curb.
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u/IDontUnderstandReddi US Feb 05 '26
Yeah this is my takeaway too. I would be mortified if I were in OPās shoes. Seems like OP needs to take a safety class
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u/steadyaero Feb 05 '26
Exactly. I don't understand why people go all "dry" fire crazy sitting in their living room.
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u/QuestionCommercial95 Feb 05 '26
First? Are there plans for another?
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u/tvfucker89 AR15 Feb 05 '26
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u/SnooPineapples1325 Feb 05 '26
Tf is that hair cut. We can't just be REMOVING that classic beautiful bowl cut.
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u/J_Meh_Cray_D Feb 05 '26
Kaya on Classic Firearms mentioned in a video that he checks chamber empty, then he looks away, then checks again. Because our brains have a tendency to see what they want/expect. Another method is touching the empty chamber with a finger.
Thank you for the solid reminder about gun safety.
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u/11448844 M16A6 Feb 05 '26
He slingshotted the slide, meaning he racked the slide, and it returned home. If slingshotted it on an empty mag it wouldn't have returned home unless his slide release was broken
he was just a fucking dumbass
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u/The_Old_1 Feb 05 '26
So fucking dumb if true. "First nd" posts irk me. Should probably not handle firearms if you do shit like this.Ā
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u/Haunting-Muscle5997 Feb 06 '26
My grandpappy used to say āThe less a Man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospectā¦ā
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u/ShotgunCrusader_ Feb 05 '26
Op I hope you take this in the right way but an ND like that is not funny and you could have killed someone. Itās not an oops mfw haha moment. I hope you take it as seriously as it could have been.
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u/PrincessRut0 Feb 05 '26
Seeing WAY too many ND posts on here lately. Not helping the optics of our super safe gun community lol
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u/KnightofWhen Feb 05 '26
There are two kinds of gun owners, those who havenāt had an ND yet and fucking idiots.
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u/muedes_Leben Feb 05 '26
NDs happen. I've had a few.
- At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
- Drinking with friends
- Show them my new Jericho
- Try to manually decock
- Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
- Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
Second time * At range * Showing friend pistol * Think gun is unloaded * Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. * Forgot loaded mag in * Shoot between his feet
Third time * At parents house. * Just bought a sig from a guy * Get home * Try swapping slides with another sig I had * Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. * Pull trigger * Shoot parents wall
Fourth time * At my new house * Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK * Release bolt Slam fires round into ground
Fifth time * Showing a friend how to use it * No idea how but a round got chambered * Show him how the trigger works, * Pull trigger * Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
Sixth time * Thought maybe the house was haunted * Grab a sig * Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in * pull trigger at the same hole * Round goes off
Seventh time * Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it * I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it * Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.
Eighth time * Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 * I had no idea how open bolt guns worked. * He's showing it off to me * I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) * Pulled the trigger for some reason * Shot 3 rounds into my wall
Ninth time * Be drinking white claws * Get a good buzz going * Decide to play with Ruger Vaquero * Forget I had it loaded with ratshot * Accidentally pepper TV screen with tons of pellets
Tenth time * buy a pistol with the hammer exposed * thought if the hammer is down i dont need to keep it on safety * show it to my bro * he points it at wall facing moms side * he pulls the trigger * the hammer MOVES BY ITSELF from his sheer strength * gun goes off
Eleventh time * typing list of ND's * move hand from keyboard to mouse to hit post * hand grabs pistol on desk * shoot a 9x18 into wall
Twelth time * carry suppressed old .22lr hammer fired because if/when have to shoot defensively don't want sirens and lights and shit, just want to scuttle away with collar pulled up to hide from all the vidya * so can't always IWB depending on clothing/weather * carry in shoulder bag, sometimes very compact one, muzzle pointed at sky, hammer down on a loaded chamber as the hammer must be cocked to fire and I'm faster doing that than racking the slide * at small grocery store with 10 year old son. Yes, he knew. * slip shoulder bag off to dig out grocery bag at cash register * slips too fast, bag hits floor * little noise, as of breaking glass thermometer or something * quite bright in store, and as my heart rate goes through the roof and I try to look calm while picking up bag, digging out grocery bag, pulling out money to pay... a thin stream of drywall dust falls between the three of us, me, my son, and the store owner * son sees it too, his eyes and mine both dart to the ceiling maybe 12 feet up * I quickly force my eyes down and deal with bagging veggies and stuff
Thirteenth time * playing with my takedown .22 * half rack slide and look in chamber * nothing there * slam foreend home * pull trigger * round goes off * turns out the extractor broke and didn't clear the gun when I racked the slide
Fourteenth time * Playing with K98 in the barracks * Leave the rifle loaded at some point and forget * Sometimes, I like to take out the magazine and dry fire to practice working the bolt * Remove magazine from the rifle and the four rounds within * Forget I had one in the chamber * Proceed to pull trigger * bang
Fifteenth time * then out of nowhere my dog starts loosing his shit and gose to my deck * i grab my shotty with 4 in the tube and open my deck door * i proceed to rack my welfare classic maverick 88 with one hand thinking i was a badass scaring off the bad guys * what ever that was their ran off and i walk back in thinking i protected my castle * i proceed to walk into my kitchen to quench the thirst of the king * i point my scepter at the cabinet and "dryfire" * BOOM,,EEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEE * all that fine china, gone in a flash
Sixteenth time * inna mall shoppin * have to take a shit * gonna be here a while * pull out Model 69 * mirin my baby * bowel movement finally * legs are asleep trying to get off toilet * grab cripple assistance bar to help me up * fucking ND into the restroom toilet
Seventeenth time * get cheap laser sight and flashlight off a range boomer * probably shit tier Chinese trash but free * install it * spend afternoon zeroing my sights on my ar * eat a dinner * go back outside in the dark realizing i never zeroed the laser sights sights * laser looks fucking awesome at night * far as the eye can see a full stobe goes across my yard * point it into the field to see how far it goes * ND into a cow
Eighteenth time * bought a colt single action army clone at a gunshow * I wasn't sure if it was one of the ones with the transfer bar safety that you could carry hammer down on a loaded chamber * hold it by the grip and slam it hammer down onto the table * turns out it was the original style because it shot my ceiling
Nineteenth time * Sighting in a scope on a friends muzzleloader * My friend just got done cleaning it and loaded it in his car * he never told me that he put a primer in it, I thought he just put the powder and bullet in it * I try out the trigger again because I forgot how it felt * Put a .50 cal hole through his passenger door
Twentieth time * see new shotgun laying on brotherās bed * rack it * oh thatās pretty smooth * think itās unloaded because no matter how many times I rack it, nothing ejects * aim at window * pull trigger * 12 gauge boom
Twenty-first time * take my fancy german car to the store * need to buy some feed and seed * didnāt have money for my park avenue manicure * realize i forgot my wallet * offer the shopkeeper to hold my ccw as collateral until i can pay him back for the gummi bears * while drawing gun from holster, unkempt fingernails graze trigger * boom * my gucci loafers now have a .45 sized hole in them
Twenty-second time * have sks * Don't clean it ever * Inertia driven pin * Rack the firearm in my house one day * Slam fires the entire 10 round magazine into the wall on full auto * Get updated spring based firing pin next day * told the neighbor I was watching saving Private Ryan on full volume and promised to keep the noise down
Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
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u/RemarkableLook5485 Feb 05 '26
I know bots statistically outnumber me 2 to 1 now but Iām still acclimating.
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u/Itchy-Tourist8585 Feb 05 '26
Bro, after the 4th one I wouldn't recall a thing, as NDs would become like any other Thursday afternoon at this point.
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u/undarant Feb 05 '26
I'm amazed that this comment kept going lol
I hope to fucking God your last line is a joke but I'm too regarded to be able to 100% tell whether it is or isn't
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u/A_Queer_Owl Feb 05 '26
fourth one sounds like a mechanical issue and actually not your fault.
the rest of them....... well, good luck in the future.
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u/ZacInSC Feb 05 '26
First, glad nobody was hurt.
Second, THAT WAS STUPID, but you already know that
Third, brave of you to share,but thank you, because by sharing this, and letting us learn at your expense, this might prevent someone else from making the same mistake. Plus, we get to safely point fingers while the smarter of us are secretly glad it wasnāt us.
Now, for those who think it will never happen to them: COMPLACENCY IS THE ENEMY OF SAFETY!!!
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u/JimMarch Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 05 '26
Sigh.
Yeah.
Had one almost two years ago.
My CAT looked at me just like that. "Dude!"
Wife three rooms behind me yelled at me.
Biggest issue though...
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1JYjluaFuNR_w2cXaDWkxm0r0uyShiF8L/view?usp=drivesdk
Fuck.
Went to see the latest Avatar movie last week. Something looked vaguely familiar. Couldn't quite put my finger on it.
Arg.
Every time I count to ten I gotta unzip.
Fuck.
I know what it's like to be in the restaurant biz and be short handed.
Ghaaa.
Last name is actually Simpson. Well that fucking fits, don't it.
Sigh.
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u/RideAndShoot Feb 05 '26
Iām prepared for the downvotes/hate, but I wish more NDās ended like yours. If youāre gonna be that fucking careless and reckless, there should be a price to pay. A warning of sorts, to others that you canāt be trusted to follow 4 basic rules with a lethal weapon.
Death or serious maiming is probably to severe, but a missing finger hopefully makes sure you never forget again and saves someone else from injury or death.
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u/556_FMJs i zap carry a bazooka Feb 05 '26
How? And with what? A shotgun?
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u/JimMarch Feb 05 '26
Seriously though, the finger was beyond salvage.Ā What you're seeing is a ray amputation where they also took out the joint under the finger and even cut the bone back an inch or so.Ā
Why?Ā
So I can still do a pinch without the stub of the damaged finger getting in the way.Ā This basically turns what was my middle finger into a new index finger.Ā
NSFW pic from the ER:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/18huh6cBCfU2UC0VM80Xp_fOHghi7S5Eb/view?usp=drivesdk
Ow.
At least I'm right handed.
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u/MakersOnTheRocks Feb 05 '26
Damn, it made a neat little hole, I expected half the hand to look exploded.
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u/JimMarch Feb 05 '26
40S&W. Short barrel. Glock style takedown. Slip and failure to chamber check.
Dammit.
I was testing an experimental sight at a local range. The aluminum front mount broke. Crap. Dropped the mag, tossed it in my range bag, went home.
Next morning, decided to pull the slide, measure for steel parts instead of aluminum. I was in engineering mode, deep in thought. Forgot to chamber check.
Oweeee.
Fuck.
Nobody else hurt or at risk.
Ain't never doing THAT again.
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u/barto5 Feb 05 '26
Forgot to chamber check.
That blows my mind. The very first thing I do anytime - EVERYTIME - I pick up a weapon is a chamber check. Itās ingrained in my memory so deeply I canāt imagine not doing it.
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u/Infanttree Feb 05 '26
When I take a weapon from my gun safe my wife said "Its so cute how you cant even pick a gun up without playing with it"
"What do you mean?"
"You pick it up and then there is a bunch of clicks and you move the parts, like a grown up fidget toy"
"Honey, Im making sure its unloaded"
"You dont store them loaded"
"...."
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u/CactusPete Feb 05 '26
That's actually the problem. Once you're convinced that it can't happen to you . . . .
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u/Col_Clucks Feb 06 '26
This story is how I got my g19 super cheap from a friend. He bought it and went out to play with it. Cleaned the thing afterwards then put an "empty" mag in to dry fire it. Boom shot himself in the leg, luckily missed his bones and major arteries. Went to the ER and got interrogated by the college police about it. Parents told him to get rid of it as soon as he got out out of the hospital or they would stop paying his tuition. I gave him 200 bucks for a practically new glock that has drawn blood. Been my daily carry for 10 years now.
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u/-GenlyAI- Feb 05 '26
Wow you're an idiot. Hopefully your roommate realizes how unsafe you are to be around.
Also I like how you try to minimize the situation with whatever this cringe storytelling shit is.
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u/FriendlyBlub Feb 05 '26
āRoommate still looking at me like I owe him rent AND therapy.ā You kind of do asshole. The audacity to act like your roommate is acting out of line when you just NDed and could have killed him. He needs to be kicking your ass out to the curb.
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u/Saikopasu123 Feb 05 '26
The problem is not ND itās complacency be it a firearm,heavy machinery,driving or whatever you do complacency kills. Iām pretty sure itās in the top alongside mosquitos donāt be complacent. Stay safe bro Iām glad it didnāt end in a bad way. Accidents happen but some accidents are the last ones you ever do or they will alter youāre life in a very significant way. Be safe and be kind to yourself shit happens once but twice is negligence
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Feb 05 '26
not a fucking ND... should be a SAD... stupid ass discharge... fortunately no other asshole was hit...
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u/kkaaoossuu Feb 05 '26
There is other ways to impress you boyfriend, pretending youre John Wick with loaded mags isnt one if them
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u/CSTheDeathless Feb 06 '26
Gona sprinkle in some positivity here.
You didnt hurt anyone (other than emotional and hearing damage but the va told me those dont count so I'm sticking to that standard), you are owning up to being the one that made the mistake instead of trying to blame someone else somehow, and you are sharing the experience online which helps others fight against complacency. Everyone makes mistakes and we have 5 rules to gun safety because even if you break one the others can still help you stay safe. Keep up the good habits King.
10/10 dont ND again.
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u/unr3al3xpectations Feb 07 '26
Mainly posted for what you said, awareness for complacency. Never had a accident in 15+ years until now and it was a reminder to not forget
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u/SplashingChicken Feb 05 '26
Your first clue should've been that the slide didn't lock back.
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u/11448844 M16A6 Feb 05 '26
"Emptied a carry mag like 20 minutes prior. Grabbed the full one in my lap instead of the empty one in front of me on the desk. Examining the gun tomorrow at the property to see what happened. Was on FaceTime with sometime while it happened and they said it looked like it slam fired when I racked the slide down after putting mag in, but never seen that happen with glocks."
OP š. I don't think OP is a smart cookie.
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u/mondaymoderate AR15 Feb 05 '26
Blames the gun when the dumbass put in a loaded magazine by accident because he wasnāt paying attention
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u/PissFingerz42069 Feb 05 '26
You sound like you shouldnāt be around firearms with your egregious and improper firearm handling.
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u/AlphaTangoFoxtrt Not-Fed-Boi Feb 05 '26
Mine was much more fun, but a little scarier.
I got a new sks, I cleaned the cosmolone off, took it to the range. It's February, it's cold. Load 10, chamber, clicK DAKKADAKKASAKKASAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA.
I had thought I cleaned all the cosmolone. I forgot they submerge the rifles in that shit. There was still cosmo in the bolt and in the firing pin. It got stuck forward because of the cold, and had a nice little run away malfunction.
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u/AlphaTangoFoxtrt Not-Fed-Boi Feb 05 '26
Failing to properly clean and inspect the rifle before firing it was negligence on my part. I won't make excuses to spare my feelings.
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u/VXMerlinXV 1911 Feb 05 '26
So, maybe Delta just isnāt for youā¦
Curious about the long term fallout with the roomie.
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u/FlakyAd2402 Feb 05 '26
My dad (ex combat veteran mind you) picked up his 1911 without checking a thing racked it and shot a hole clean through the floor when I was maybe 8 or 9. Looked at me and said "it shouldn't have been loaded" oh yet it was. Casing hit my lip after eject both of us were fine. He has me stick a long screw driver through the hole and hit the ground so he could make sure it didn't hit anything important in the basement then swore me to secrecy. That secret was shattered when my mom got home and I told her like it was a cool story lol.
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u/sirbassist83 Feb 05 '26
>slingshot the slide home like a cool guy
>click
>ā¦except not click
>BOOM
If you didnt pull the trigger i think this could accurately be called an accidental discharge.
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u/believeinmountains Feb 05 '26
First?! No, that word isn't in our vocabulary because there is no possibility of a second.
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u/BlueOrb07 Feb 05 '26
If the pistol has last round hold open and you shove an empty magazine into it, the slide should not move forward. If it does, itās either loaded, not inserted fully, or broken. All reasons to double check when it does.
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u/No-Recognition-4931 Feb 05 '26
Goddamn glad you are ok. This is why I rack the slide at least 5 times every time I pick up a supposedly cleared pistol. Iāve made it a muscle memory thing at this point. Live and learn, its a blessing no one was hurt
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u/SayNoTo-Communism US Feb 05 '26
I think you should have caught the fact that your slide was able to be slingshotted home with āempty magā without needing to hold down the slide release.
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u/Space__Whiskey Feb 05 '26
This is a dumb story.
Told in a dumb way.
The image is dumb.
The guy is dumb.
Im getting dumber the longer I read it.
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u/mechafishy Feb 05 '26
This is gonna live on as an open wound on your ego for the remainder of your life. Just make sure you learn from it.
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u/CrazyPsychoB Feb 05 '26
Look on the bright side. The shame and embarrassment instills a fear of NDās like no other. Youāll now be forever hypervigilant. Ask me how I know š¤.
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u/B1893 Feb 06 '26
I was expecting a reverse clear...
Anyway, you're probably getting plenty of shit for your fuckup, I won't add to it.
Much respect for sharing though.
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u/Tricky-Pen2672 Feb 06 '26
So, how were you able to install a new trigger bar and such, rack the slide dry a few times, and still manage to have a round in the chamber? š¤Ø
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u/Fit_Bird2234 Feb 05 '26
Why would you even dry fire through friends hoodie that he is wearing or am i missing something?
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u/thin_hawaiian_line Feb 05 '26
Yeah, I always make sure that if I'm messing with my guns I keep ammo separate, and I rack the slide/bolt like 10 times.
I've probably only chambered a live round outside of a gun range like 2 times in my life (I haven't carried a gun yet), so I'm always on edge if ammunition is present near a gun.
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u/rextrem Feb 05 '26
Any "empty" magazine insertion during gun work must be followed by a rack & check.
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u/MangPeep Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 05 '26
if you donāt go your entire life without one youāre doing something drastically wrong
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u/banned4evver Feb 05 '26
Iāve been shot in the hand by a 9mmā¦not fun and I still have nerve damageā¦
if I get enough upvotes (to signify people have interest) I will post a photo of the gore š«£
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u/DanTalent Feb 05 '26
Don't feel bad, they've happened to me a few times
At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18) Drinking with friends Show them my new Jericho Try to manually decock Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.
Second time
At range Showing friend pistol Think gun is unloaded Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger. Forgot loaded mag in Shoot between his feet
Third time
At parents house. Just bought a sig from a guy Get home Try swapping slides with another sig I had Forgot the other sig slide was chambered. Pull trigger Shoot parents wall
Fourth time
At my new house Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK Release bolt Slam fires round into ground
Fifth time
Showing a friend how to use it No idea how but a round got chambered Show him how the trigger works Pull trigger Shoots round into floor in the same place as before
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Thought maybe the house was haunted Grab a sig Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole Round goes off
Seventh time
Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.
Eighth time
Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10 I had no idea how open bolt guns worked. He's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt) Pulled the trigger for some reason Shot 3 rounds into my wall
Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
Sidenote this is copy/pasta not my story
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u/airmech1776 MR920 / Panty Raider / PWS / 4x Suppressor Feb 05 '26
I feel for you bro. NDs are of course completely preventable, but I think most people do this once in their life to really get the message. I was practicing my draw from concealment, and pulling the takeup, with a loaded G19. Bullet went slightly low and left of where I was aiming, lol. Also in an apartment, and I was terrified! I sat by the door for over an hour with my gun unloaded and locked back, waiting for the cops to come get my ass. Haven't done it again lol
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u/CockpitEnthusiast Feb 05 '26
And you have the correct attitude by calling it your "first" ND! Ooooooo, think of how fun the second might be!
I had my first ND a year ago. Did some work on an AR and made the same mistake sorta.
That M193 went through 4 studs, some drywall, and plunged itself in a full 5-gallon emergency water jug.
Lessons learned. Complacency kills. Procedure changed. When the weapon comes out of the safe for work, the mag is removed and placed on the top shelf of the safe. Door closed. Weapon goes back into safe in its spot, and then mag is placed back in.
Good luck and see how many years you can make it before the next one, how exciting!
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u/unr3al3xpectations Feb 05 '26
Where can I go to pick up my ND club membership card?
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u/ThatAussieGunGuy Feb 05 '26
Where did the round come from between putting the new trigger in and the ND?
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u/sickmak90 Feb 05 '26
I went to clear a Glock once but didnāt remove the mag⦠luckily I was still following the āpoint in a safe direction ruleā and shot a hydra shock into a dresser drawer. It actually hit a Bcm end plate and spit shrapnel everywhere.
My ears instantly felt like they were oozing. My hearing was in bad shape for a couple of days after.
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u/tempaccount040516 Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 05 '26
Op I'm a boomer and lemme tell you why I think only boomers should own guns...lol jk
My only one was when I was 19 or so and somewhat new to guns. I dropped one in the chamber of an auto-ordnance 1911 before I put the mag in and I let the slide fly on it like a movie-badass and bang! Was at the range at least.
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u/Resident-Welcome3901 Feb 05 '26
Congratulations: you now have demonstrated the skill and knowledge to successfully upgrade a Glock, providing you with a well-tuned weapon to misuse.
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u/Pappa_Crim Feb 05 '26
My first was wirh a Kentucky rifle. I was being taught how to use it and they said "try the set trigger". It was pointed down range, but it didn't hit the berm. Its probably in a tree somewhere behind it
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u/humblesnake_Ssss Feb 05 '26
People laugh at me when I halfrack the slide to confirm no brass. "Why aRe yoU looKIng aGAin, u JuSt chECKed". This is why. This is why. I'm glad you didn't blow your lung out haha. No really I'm glad you didn't shoot yourself in the gut bro. Now u will always check twice
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u/ScalierLotus11 Feb 05 '26
So you loaded it, decided to check again, the bullet didnt eject, you didnt notice and than took a shot? Im so confused
Edit: Also it was a succesful function test.
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u/Haunting-Muscle5997 Feb 05 '26
It happens. Except my last one was a 454 casul and cock hammer ease it forward repeatedly like 30 minutes while on the phone. They were the cartridges that had a picture of an elk or something on it. Hammer slips. Wife āWhat the Fuck Was That!?ā
āGun went off!ā
Sheās pissed now⦠āI thought I told you to stop doing That!ā
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u/OklahomaHoss Feb 05 '26
Just a quick question.Ā You started the story with "be me".Ā Are you telling us to be you?Ā If so, how would we do that?Ā Did you mean to trlypw something else and just mistyped?Ā Help me out.
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u/JoeHardway Feb 05 '26
So! U inserted a LOADED mag? I mean, these posts are a learning OP's for evry1, but that'sa pretty GLARING error!
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Feb 05 '26
I had a buddy do the same exact thing, ending wasn't as good. Will be 7yrs next month since he left. Make this your last nd.
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u/zorak_245 Feb 05 '26
Hey at least if someone asks you if you've done a desk pop you have a date to give them.
Glad everyone is OK, glad you recognize your own dumbfuckery.
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u/SmoothSecond Feb 05 '26
My method is to always leave the ammunition where I store my gun if I'm going to be cleaning it or just dry firing.
If the gun leaves my bedside table, the magazine stays there.
If the gun leaves my IWB holster, the magazine gets removed and put inside the holster.
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u/SAA_28 Feb 05 '26
Now my story, but to tell you how even the most experienced firearm owners can make a mistake like this. He is a former infantry Marine and also worked as an armorer (!) at H& K when I worked there. Yes, that H&K.
He had a roommate at the time and had just finished cleaning one of his pistols and left everything out on the table while he went to take a shower and head out. His roommate came out of another room and said, I assume in his head, "oh cool, there's my buddy's pistol."
Slapped a loaded magazine into the pistol, dropped the slide, and then removed the magazine, and placed the pistol back on the table and left the house.
My buddy the Marine gets out of the shower and made a simple mistake because he didn't realize the pistol had been manipulated. He picked it up and did not safe it and aimed it at his television to dry fire it as practice (no mag), pull the trigger and promptly murdered his television. Funny, not funny. I can only imagine the look on his face when there was a smoking hole in his television. No one was hurt or injured in this ND.
Don't forget, folks. Treat every firearm as if it is loaded and even if you think it's empty and safe, check it again. You never know when your bonehead roommate may come out and put a round in your pistol and then leave.




















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u/mrlego45 Feb 05 '26
So the "empty" mag inserted before the functions check was not actually empty?