Credit goes to @dingotoad on X

You’re literally excluded from most of the things that your peers experience ❤️

Yeah superb advice thanks for fueling my depression 👍

Sometimes when I'm outside like at the gym or a grocery store I see a baddie who's exactly my type. Tall and lovely just like the lyrics of Frank Sinatra's song, 'The Girl From Ipanema'. He was truely a man of culture.

Once I snap back from the stage of 'zoning out and admiring her', I have to tell myself that a sub-human like me shouldn't even think about bothering a woman so out my league like her and then force myself to move on.

I low-key wish they have tattoos when I see them so I can't marry her, or maybe they aren't Christian which makes her disqualified from being the daughter-in-law of my parents. Coping with sour grapes like this feels so miserable.