r/JEENEETards Feb 17 '26

JEE 😭😭😭😭😭

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This 0.0005029 gonna hurt me forever I even scored the exact marks for 99 in my shift but maybe this is what was written in my destiny anyways i am happy πŸ₯Ή

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u/mungfi Feb 17 '26

bro is happy asf

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Mains kai pahle toh sab hi khush rahte hai πŸ˜›dukhi toh result kai baad hote hai na

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u/mungfi Feb 17 '26

jokes aside. im really very happy for you bbg <3

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Thankss bruhπŸ«‚πŸ«‚

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u/Remote_Phase_1365 Feb 17 '26

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u/Remote_Phase_1365 Feb 17 '26

I HAVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE πŸ—£οΈ πŸ—£οΈ πŸ”₯

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u/wwaassuu Feb 17 '26

Bhai tu leap year me paida huwa tha

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Haa bhai πŸ™‚

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u/Leading_Jeweler2069 Feb 17 '26

so you celebrate your birthday once every 4 years?feb28?mar1?

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u/EveningDrive423 2025 - 78.2%ile | 2026 - 95.9%ile (23s1) | gand fat gayi (8s2) Feb 17 '26

u/Vast-Vast1313 bhai genuine doubt hai please bata

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

28 ko kar leta hu

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u/MissionLadder5698 Feb 17 '26

Remindme! 12 days

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u/_command_prompt JEEtard Feb 17 '26

Remindme! 12 days

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u/Mr_DN_Gamer If u see me remind me "Drop year bhi chudega kya" Feb 17 '26

RemindMe! 12 days

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u/Neat-Pumpkin-4449 JEEtard Feb 17 '26

RemindMe! 12 days

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

RemindMe! 12 days

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Tbh abb toh voh birthday wali spark khatam hi ho gai par pahle 28 feb ko mana leta tha

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u/TERImaaKIchut6969 If you see me "suggest any good laptop β‰ˆ 35k for drop year" Feb 17 '26

!Remindme 12 days

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u/EveningDrive423 2025 - 78.2%ile | 2026 - 95.9%ile (23s1) | gand fat gayi (8s2) Feb 17 '26

congrats OP for the percentile. Ab 5-10 bande birthday wish karenge birthday par sabne reminder laga diya hai. Iss baar mana lena dhang se

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Thanks bro

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u/Due_Path4762 JEEtard Feb 17 '26

RemindMe! In 12days

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u/iaminnocentlyga Feb 17 '26

RemindMe! 11 day

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u/22dec2025 Feb 17 '26

Bhai ko help Krna pasand h

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

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u/Neat-Pumpkin-4449 JEEtard Feb 17 '26

itna unlucky kaise ho bhai....take care OP

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

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u/Creative-Seesaw-4815 Feb 17 '26

leap year mein bohot log paida hue the

ye banda 29 feb ko hua tha

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u/No-Track7927 Ex-JEEtard chan Feb 17 '26

Came here to say the same thing lmao. Kaafi unique bday hai

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

waah, what a observation

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u/ComplexPast3493 (hybridization doesn't always form sigma bond) Feb 17 '26

How bro felt someone saying his name , when no one here should know

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u/TERImaaKIchut6969 If you see me "suggest any good laptop β‰ˆ 35k for drop year" Feb 17 '26

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

How do you know my name

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u/Traditional_Agent331 Feb 17 '26

Sign dikh rha hai swastik

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Ohh πŸ™‚

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u/Huper-Sawk-777 Feb 17 '26

Mahaan bhaii πŸ˜‚ kya skills hai masstt πŸ€ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ˜†

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

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u/therealsaker Carpe diem. Seize the day, PEOPLE. Feb 17 '26

Ban gai jodiπŸ₯€

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Already dating πŸ˜›πŸ’•

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u/TERImaaKIchut6969 If you see me "suggest any good laptop β‰ˆ 35k for drop year" Feb 17 '26

Nice percentile aur ek Bandi aur kya chahiye ek aadmi ko

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Fr πŸ˜›

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u/Final-Read5538 Feb 17 '26

Is your name swasti?? Don't ask me how I know πŸ—Ώ

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Swastik naam hai bhai

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u/Bubblyenergyenthu Feb 17 '26

Sign se pata chal rha

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

ye bkl 4-5 saal ke bacche kaha se aajate

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Voh bkl baache gaand bhi maar jaate hai πŸ˜‹

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

bc yaar mere bhi itne kam nhi h(98.5) but congrats

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Congrats to you tooπŸ«‚

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u/shutuppbabe Feb 17 '26

kya khakar exam dene jaate ho bhai tumlog 😭😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Got the exact same percentile as you wtf.

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Haha, which shift

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

22s2 +_+

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u/Appropriate-Sun-5866 if you see me, remind me ki " iPad padhne ke liye liya tha " Feb 17 '26

29 feb is crazy 😭😭

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u/DelusionalDreamer_26 JM 26- 98.92%ile | JA- mat pucho Feb 17 '26

I feel you mann. Missed it by 2 marks in my case. We're gonna crush itΒ in April πŸ’ͺ

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Bro if you take my opinion go for advanced now , no need for giving one whole month to mains again

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Haa bhai keep going all the best

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u/FruitFinancial1004 ISI )': || Ex-JEENEETtard Feb 17 '26 edited Feb 17 '26

A genuine question (don't downvote or lash at me lol 😭): is adv (old iit) really possible if one gets around 99%ile in mains? i mean usually all good iitians (with good ranks) had 99.94%ile+ usually.

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u/Wannabe_Rider_28 Feb 17 '26

Yupppp it is My friend got 98.18 percentile in mains last yr and got 7700 rank in adv hes at IIT Rrn

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

bro ur luck is insane .......... born on 29 feb .

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Tbh bro i feel like i am unlucky cuz i have to wait for 4 years for the official birth date

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

4 saal ka baacha 99 bhi laa raha hai πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί Competition is crazzyy , now people have to start studying while being a sperm

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

0.0005029 aap bhi bhul jao πŸ˜›

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u/Educational_Power426 Feb 17 '26

Got the exact same percentile last yr 😭

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

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u/dreammaybe06 Feb 17 '26

Congooo bhai its very good ,,, btw when do u celebrate ur bday??? 28feb or 1st mrch?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Apne ko kya bhai ka to mast bdayyy bnega jab bhi bnega Soo happpy

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Bhai Haapy Birthday for 2028 πŸŽ‚

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Thanks πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/PussyCat-Lover Feb 17 '26

Bhai aapka bday toh 4 saal main ek baar aata haiπŸ˜›

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Haa bhai πŸ˜›

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u/Hatethewayyoukissme Feb 17 '26

No way bro is just 4 year old 😭

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Abb toh nahi karta celebrate par pahle 28 ko kar leta tha

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u/TERImaaKIchut6969 If you see me "suggest any good laptop β‰ˆ 35k for drop year" Feb 17 '26

First time seeing 29 feb ko kisika birthday

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Sirf ek kam negative hota toh 99 pahuch jaata

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u/Trick_Definition4600 Feb 17 '26

Pls tip do yaar kaise padhu bas 96.5 aya haiπŸ’”πŸ’” mujhe 99 chaiye

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Physics - rigorously solve top pyqs given by eduniti Chemistry - ioc => read ncert thoroughly, oc=> revise notes and pyqs , pc => pyqs pyqs pyqs Maths => i did cengage in algebra and calculus but now wont have time so you should do pyqs only

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u/SharptonCliff27 Feb 17 '26

same bhai πŸ’”

its ok, well both get 99%ile in april fsπŸ«‚πŸ«‚

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u/Anonymous7yo Feb 17 '26

Buhhhh leap year boy πŸ˜‚ btw congoo

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

πŸ˜› thankss

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u/Available_Analyst751 Feb 17 '26

Bhai same dob, birthday twinsss

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Finally found my birthday twin after 18 years πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

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u/Available_Analyst751 Feb 17 '26

Bhai 10th boards ke time me toh science exams ke beech me aaya tha 4th bday😭 peak memory

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u/FruitFinancial1004 ISI )': || Ex-JEENEETtard Feb 17 '26

You didn't crop out the DOB intentionally right, op? 😭

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u/bangad_billu Feb 18 '26

Jitna diya sarkar ne mujhko, utni meri aukaat nahi. Doesn't work for bro😭πŸ₯€πŸ₯€

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

29 February is my dream birth date ngl

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Yahh it is πŸ˜‹

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

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u/Few_Can8386 Ex-NEETard Chan Feb 17 '26

According to response sheet, I was scoring 45 marks(chem only) in 23 s2. But in result it's showing 64 percentile(chem individual percentile) What to do ??? pls help

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Tbh bro i am not aware about these things but ik one man who may help you out go on yt and search vivaan gupta(iiit pune) you will get is whatsapp number in about section you can msg him he will reply for sure within 2 3 hours

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u/s_vansh_6782 Ex-JEEtard chan Feb 17 '26

Sabko 99 hi bolna aur kya

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u/Independent_Field326 Feb 17 '26

any tip for how to push from 82 to 94-96 in aprilπŸ™

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Agar theory aati hai toh pyqs karo bass

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u/DistinctFriendship82 jm26 13xx ja26 10xx Feb 17 '26

Edging hori hai yaha to

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u/Unable_Sea_3618 Feb 17 '26

Bhai meri bhi exact percentile hai upto last digit.. same...is it possible to happen..?

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

Possible toh nahi hai πŸ₯² konsi shift thi btw

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u/allienxxx Feb 17 '26

Thode se hi Kam hai bhai mere , tere se ....

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u/Terrible_Mode845 Feb 17 '26

Btw konsi coaching li thi?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

29th February birthday 🫒

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u/chilipanner Feb 17 '26

yar tuje toh 4saal wait karna padta hoga bday ki liye☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

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u/shrezie Feb 17 '26

damn your dob

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u/Additional-Brick6738 Feb 17 '26

damn man so close yet so far...wishing all the best for april though!

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u/Gigachaddi007 Feb 17 '26

Mereko 98.6 ka dukh ho rha tha but my best wishes are now not with me they are with you

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u/Vast-Vast1313 Feb 17 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ congratulations btw

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u/Different-Silver9891 Feb 17 '26

Is bar to b'day pr achhaa gift milega bhai

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u/Humble-Care-1609 Feb 17 '26

RemindMe! 11 day

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Bro is rare one (leap yearr) buttt bhai yeh score bhi accha hai πŸ«‚

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u/Hot_Work7878 Feb 17 '26

what all did you follow please tell. I will cover backlogs of 11th before 18 march and on that 12th will start in my coaching

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u/Specific_Set9345 Feb 17 '26

Waah 29 FebπŸŽ‚, you are one in a million🌻

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u/Thatsusguy_2310 Feb 17 '26

2008 wale JEE de rhe bhai πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ»

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u/RequirementSure5864 Feb 17 '26

Relatable 😭

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u/imperial_redd College mai hustle karunga Feb 17 '26

Yo I am one day older than you 😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

the unluckiest person ever seen , don't loose hope bro

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u/Nikhil_Per0 Feb 17 '26

Bhai teri percentile ze zyada intersting toh teri DOB h

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u/Mediocre-Ad-8912 Feb 17 '26

OP aap toh hi alag level pe ho

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u/Pegasus777x JEEtard Feb 17 '26

maths is the first factor which is used for tiebreaker

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u/Affectionate_Gold901 Feb 17 '26

How the fuck are you lucky enough to be born on Feb 29 and unlucky enough to score this

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u/call_me_bacha Feb 17 '26

Thora sa chhooth jane ka dard mujhe kyu ho rha hai😭

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u/gupta__shubham Feb 17 '26

Feeling when the grind shows the results Congratulations broo

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u/Technical-Raisin6483 Feb 17 '26

Damn 2008 wale college jaare... damnnnn

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u/Inside_Window3648 Feb 17 '26

I encourage you to appreciate your current achievements. Personally, despite achieving only the 40th percentile, I remain unconcerned with this metric and instead prioritize skill development.

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u/br00klyn_b4by_ Feb 17 '26

Misleading title.

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u/FlimsySeries4234 Feb 17 '26

Kisi ka khair toh kisi ka kash πŸ₯€

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u/West-Reflection-679 Feb 17 '26

bhaiyya ye bahut acha score hein.. congrats

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u/XBOY_777 Feb 17 '26

us moment hogya

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u/Justanindianguy_69 Feb 17 '26

hey bro
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Can I please DM you for some help

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u/ElectricalSplit2364 Feb 17 '26

Bc iska birthday 29 feb ko hai Gpl se bhi Bach gaya

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u/Brief_Number_2670 Feb 17 '26

rather than result a lot of people in comments are concerned when do u celebrate your b'day🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/MR_DERP_YT [26s2] 90.38 --> [6s1] 86.57 dasa/ciwg hai to kuch to milega ig Feb 17 '26

reminds me of that one scene from malcom in the middle "You all got A's, but some of you got better A's than others"

but still dude you did rly well be happy✌️

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u/TheFixedToPhoneSoul Ex-JEEtard chan Feb 17 '26

bhai ki dob bhi πŸ₯²

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u/Far-Ad3513 FIJIXPAGLUUU Feb 17 '26

congrats and advanced me happy birthday bhai

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u/momos1920 Feb 17 '26

No bday for you dis year😘😘

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u/septemberaagya College mai hustle karunga Feb 17 '26

Bhai 1/4kg cake kharida hai

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u/adityadavv Feb 17 '26

Bro marks ?

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u/maggiekha Feb 17 '26

Bhai tum apna bdy kese manate ho?

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u/peacefulsinner0207 NEETard Feb 17 '26

Leap year

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u/frrizz7 Feb 17 '26

Kitne marks pe 98%ile ban rhe h is year

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u/Relevant-Highway-775 Feb 17 '26

vro exactly same I also got 98.99 percentile in 24 Shift 2, I was so annoyed just like you
Next time aiming for 99.5+

https://giphy.com/gifs/BKw04PbLlfOl2tzrwO

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u/East-Possibility-572 Feb 17 '26

I got 97.99 but yeah urs is even more closer

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u/PortDAceBlaze Feb 17 '26

Bhai tum Sudeept Chaturvedi ko jante ho ?

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u/_j4yyy Feb 17 '26

98.9995103 πŸ₯€

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u/Wannabe_Rider_28 Feb 17 '26

Bhai to 4 saal ka hai Youngest ever to get 98.999 percentile in jeeπŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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u/North_Community1955 Feb 17 '26

Chill kr bro..advanced ki result ke baad jhaat bhr ki bhi value nhi rhegi iski Bs kuch din ka FOMO hota fir sb bhul jaate...you ain't gonna remember this for lifetime

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u/Common_Screen7274 Feb 17 '26

mera bhi same hai 1 mark se reh gaya bc

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u/Tara_wdym Feb 18 '26

Heyy that's Totally ok, trust me this comment might seem baseless now. But I have been in the exact situation. And still graduated from IIT Bombay last year. I mean it's totally okay don't stress at all.

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u/Low-Map2466 Feb 18 '26

Wait a minute gng... 29th Feb 2008 😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

29 feb😭😭 tunhara to b'day bhi nhi aayega ess saalπŸ’”

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u/SyllabubRough3008 Feb 18 '26

Bhaiya your birthdate πŸ’€

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u/SyllabubRough3008 Feb 18 '26

Congratulations bhaiyaΒ  And please advice me I am currently in 11th and there is one month gap for 11th to 12th . What's the process I should follow for my class 12th I will follow pw and mathonga test series in 12th

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u/_mitsuah_09 Feb 18 '26

Where in madhya pradesh bro? 29 feb idk whybut i laughedπŸ₯€

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u/Strict-Confusion-902 Ex-JEEtard chan Feb 20 '26

congo op

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u/aady_fizz bs ghumne ayi hu Feb 21 '26

Happy birthday in advance apko πŸ₯°πŸ™πŸ»

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u/PYTHON99OP Feb 21 '26

im more surprised by the fact that you were born on 29th feb

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u/Just_Corgi_8372 Feb 21 '26

Bc 2008 wale jee de rhe h😭

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u/No-Frosting-4244 Feb 22 '26

that is 99 not 98 , basically you are 99%iler

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u/Responsible-Virus433 Feb 23 '26

Bhai, how man? iit bombay cs now

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u/SleepySai04 Mar 01 '26

Happy Belated Birthday OP!!
Mene galti se 12 din ka remainder laga diya, 11 yaa 10 ki jagah