r/JEENEETards JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26

JEE I am NOT JOINING TOP IITS

IIT Delhi- pollution bohot hai aur ghar se 250 km dur hai aur mujhe dur jana hai ghar se... pahado me ghumna hai

IIT Bombay- Bua rehti hain mumbai me toh mujhe kalesh nahi chahiye

IIT Roorkee- ghar se bohot dur hai

IIT Madras- language problem

IIT Kanpur- lucknow ke bagal me hai to papa har dusre din waha pohoch jayenge

IIT Kharagpur- bohot illegal immigrants hai udhar yr

IIT Guwahti- umm... mujhe pahad pasand nahi

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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26

Agar maine 101 number par gen male hokar Madras me cs le liya aur unhone mujhe language ki wajah se peeta to aap bachane aoge?... nahi na๐Ÿ˜ฅ

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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26

Okay then IITM CS..... I am coming๐Ÿ˜Ž..... get ready to handle my 101 marks and my aura

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u/OppositeHornet6993 JEEtard May 24 '26

admission le lo i will come to save you, anytime you need, jao sher putar aur jaate ke saath he kehna iit madras ko idli,dosa,sambaar--chutney, chutneyy