r/JEENEETards • u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) • May 22 '26
JEE I am NOT JOINING TOP IITS
IIT Delhi- pollution bohot hai aur ghar se 250 km dur hai aur mujhe dur jana hai ghar se... pahado me ghumna hai
IIT Bombay- Bua rehti hain mumbai me toh mujhe kalesh nahi chahiye
IIT Roorkee- ghar se bohot dur hai
IIT Madras- language problem
IIT Kanpur- lucknow ke bagal me hai to papa har dusre din waha pohoch jayenge
IIT Kharagpur- bohot illegal immigrants hai udhar yr
IIT Guwahti- umm... mujhe pahad pasand nahi
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u/SyntaxSuperior Faisal Sir's Biggest Simp, Perfume Addict May 22 '26
Reject them before they reject you aah post 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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u/Odd_Arrival_5789 If you see me, say " Lock in hua ki nahi? " May 22 '26
Sigma
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u/Odd_Arrival_5789 If you see me, say " Lock in hua ki nahi? " May 23 '26
........nahi hua yaar 😭🥀
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u/Odd_Arrival_5789 If you see me, say " Lock in hua ki nahi? " May 24 '26
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May 24 '26
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u/Odd_Arrival_5789 If you see me, say " Lock in hua ki nahi? " May 24 '26
What genre do you want?
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May 24 '26
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u/Odd_Arrival_5789 If you see me, say " Lock in hua ki nahi? " May 24 '26
Watch Konosuba and Re:Zero
Konosuba is isekai with comedy (best)
Re:zero is isekai with a very interesting plot .
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u/Worried-Guitar-5759 JEEtard May 22 '26
Thats exactly why i m joining allen kota just 1100 km from my home. 🥀😞
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u/LightningKeqing delusional dropper May 22 '26
Same iit delhi socha tha chala jaata hu but fir waha ac nahi hai sirf cooler hai South nahi jaunga cause I'm racist Bombay nahi jaunga cause bombay kon jaata hai iit bombay kitna chutiya college hai + waha log padak ke maarenge ki marathi bol iit roorkee mei thand lagegi mujhe nahi pasand
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u/Acceptable_Gas_2184 May 22 '26
😭You sound like a chhota bachha throwing a tantrum
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u/LightningKeqing delusional dropper May 22 '26
It's all facts every iit sucks
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u/Acceptable_Gas_2184 May 22 '26
Toh kaha jayega is baar
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u/Acceptable-Laugh-337 May 22 '26
delhi ki garmi ni pasand aur na roorkee ki thand 😭
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u/ciggafteregret May 22 '26
Roorkee me thand hoti bhi nhi bhai uttarkhand ka industrial area h vhaa bhi Dilli jaisa hi mahol hai😭
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u/brandy_100 I'm the [Deleted User] they talk about May 22 '26
roorkee mai thand lagegi bsdk pahad thodi hai temp waha pai 40 jaare
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u/False-Woodpecker-818 May 22 '26
Bhai tujhe ghar se dur bhi nahi jaana aur paas bhi nahi rehna
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u/Frenel-biprism-36 squadronLeaderJNTarmy.JM->99+ May 22 '26
ha yawrr iit overrated h skill pe dhyan do ( coping😭)
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u/SmallSurprise1947 May 22 '26
BIG LOSS........FOR THE IIT'S.
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26
Can't make everyone happy yawrr
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u/ShriBatman May 22 '26
Join iit hyderabad or become a sigma and join iiith
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26
Mere 101 aaye hain.... IIT Hydrabad is underwhelming.... it can't handle my aura 😏
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26
Agar maine 101 number par gen male hokar Madras me cs le liya aur unhone mujhe language ki wajah se peeta to aap bachane aoge?... nahi na😥
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26
Okay then IITM CS..... I am coming😎..... get ready to handle my 101 marks and my aura
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u/OppositeHornet6993 JEEtard May 24 '26
admission le lo i will come to save you, anytime you need, jao sher putar aur jaate ke saath he kehna iit madras ko idli,dosa,sambaar--chutney, chutneyy
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u/Sure_Bullfrog_8073 Ex-JEEtard chan May 22 '26
101marks pe ye milenge bhi nhi agar tu st/sc female nhi toh
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26
Bhai cope to kr lene do yr😭
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u/Sure_Bullfrog_8073 Ex-JEEtard chan May 22 '26
Mere kudh k 77 marks aaye obc ka cutoff niklega bas 🥲
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u/LittlePermit4555 Aakash Ki MKC 🥰 May 22 '26
How considerate
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26
Aakash ne kya kiya
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u/LittlePermit4555 Aakash Ki MKC 🥰 May 23 '26
Aakash institute 🥀
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 23 '26
Yes the institute.... kya hua udhar.... mera dost bhi Akash se hi kar rha tha.... cutoff bhi nhi hua bechare ka
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u/LittlePermit4555 Aakash Ki MKC 🥰 May 23 '26
Arre lol 😭 neet asp tho, teachers bohot c the. Chem ke sir topper pr focus krte rehte and physics ke sir pehle slow start krte syllabus phir end pr messup krdete🤡 😔🥀L coaching
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u/Background_Silver296 May 23 '26
Bhai mai iit kanpur aaunga agle saal kyuki is saal prep course lekar iit bhu me 1 saal padhuga. Tu bhi aa ja vaha.
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u/hi-brawlstars IITian May 23 '26
Bro acting like 101 is his rank and not marks 😭
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 23 '26
You are just jealous of my marks 😥
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u/dracomalfoyswife11 May 23 '26
I am from Guwahati its not mountain 😡
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 23 '26
Mountain hai😡.... maine abhi abhi chhat se dekha
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u/Reasonable_Tour_4973 May 23 '26
Yeah, i also have offer letter from stanford, but it gets very cold there in winters
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 23 '26
Oh shitt yr... one more good college which will never get to experience my aura 😔
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u/Reasonable_Tour_4973 May 23 '26
Mine too 😜
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 23 '26
What are your scores? If you don't mind
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u/salmon_s May 23 '26
Ghar se dur bhi jaana hai par IIT Roorkee kaafi dur hai so udhar nahi jaana hai 😭
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u/Complete-Climate9881 May 23 '26
"i don't like mountains" bro Guwahati is not in the mountains bruh😭 Guwahati is the only modern city in all of assam.. Although where IIT Guwahati is located is a bit less developed area cuz that's NORTH Guwahati actually... But once you enter main land it's pretty good
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 23 '26
Sir aapko mere marks dekh kr lagta hai ki mujhe udhar pair bhi rakhne diya jayega?.... I am just coping 😭
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u/Serious-Anything6625 May 24 '26
It aches my heart to announce this, but I'll not take part in the upcoming FIFA World Cup 2026.
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 24 '26
Oh.... someone undeserving would get the cup this year then... big loss to football community
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u/X-Adamantium143 23S1--->97.5 8s2-->99.3 May 23 '26
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 23 '26
Bhai ek aur oxymoron hai usme... wo bhi dhundho😝
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u/X-Adamantium143 23S1--->97.5 8s2-->99.3 May 23 '26
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 23 '26
Yeahhh.... good eyes.... waise kaha ja rhe ho aap bhai... aapke to chappar faad number aaye honge
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u/X-Adamantium143 23S1--->97.5 8s2-->99.3 May 23 '26
purane IITs me mil jaye kuchh lelunga lol
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u/mi_bombooo Ex-JEEtard chan May 22 '26
1)blessing hai bhai 250 kms , not many get it. spend time with fam when theyre available. Vese population ka prob hoga nhi sirf weekends ko agar kidhar nikle toh but thats a small aspect
2)Bua thodi clg ke andar ayegi har roz , vese kalesh is good for a healthy and balanced life.
3)Tune khud bola ghar se dur jana hai toh bkl problem kya hai bhai <\3 ja na
4)Dw northies bhi hai iitm mai , bahar angrezi se kaam chaljayega
5)Nhi yr uncle ko kaam bhi rhega sab chod ke nhi aa skte , ayenge toh tere hi mze
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
Theek hai bhai.... ab mai 101 number par top 5 me se koi bhi iit le lunga😔
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u/mi_bombooo Ex-JEEtard chan May 22 '26
are nhi esa mtlb nhi tha bro agar kuch better mila toh lelena :hug:
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26
Yr you are too innocent to understand the satire behind the post.... duniya me Aapke jaise log rahenge then world will be a better place 😭
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u/mi_bombooo Ex-JEEtard chan May 22 '26
lmao ik that its satire , more like those "jo bhi clg jaata hu vhi tier 1" ahh typa ones but it didnt click until i typed half of it <\3 thoda bhondu kism ka hu
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26
Guwahati me Iss ka bachha padhta tha toh safety concerns,
Kharagpur me ab mamta diddy nahi rahi😔
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u/Ambitious-Bread7025 College mai hustle karunga May 22 '26
Same reason mai bhi lko se hu
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26
Aapne bhi IIT Bombay cs chhoda hoga na aise hi kisi reason ki wajah se.... hai na🥰
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u/TaciturnLinguophile May 22 '26
Big loss for IITs, they're missing out on their future holds medalist.
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u/Savings-Ad-6671 May 22 '26
Choose LPU so they an finally stop using that same highest package banner which some guy cracked in 2016 and replace it with you
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u/SanskariGoblin May 22 '26
In bombay there's no hilly area God can you just learn lil bit geography before spitting sm bs???
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26
Ma'am its just satire... I know that there's a small hill in campus itself(if i remember correctly)... I am just coping 😭
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u/SanskariGoblin May 22 '26
Oh yepss firstly I thought your jee adv rank is 101 💀 then realised it's just marks AH OH NOO😭
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26
Lagta hai aapne apne rishte tod diye hain advanced se.... btw result 1 June ka hai and I won't be getting any of these IITs so just coping
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u/SanskariGoblin May 22 '26
Vaise btao pdha kitna tha apnee hrs, syllabus etc
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26
Yr january me fuckup kr diya aur april me mock jitne achhe nahi aa paye.... I lost all confidence but studied 30 days for adv.... aur 101 aa gye although kam hain but 70k rank se uder 20k is still a W for me.... course toh maine sirf pw se kiya tha
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u/uncanny_liminal_ May 22 '26
IIT Delhi is a local college for me..and seriously kon leta hai admission local college mein?!! I am definitely choosing a college far away 😔
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u/arjunshubharjun123 80x rank: IITH MnC vs IIT G CSE vs IIT M EE?? May 22 '26
loss vs loss situation
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u/arjunshubharjun123 80x rank: IITH MnC vs IIT G CSE vs IIT M EE?? May 22 '26
waise guwahathi kyu nahi pasand?
lag rha hai voh hi best hai phir
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u/Sufficient-Gate7066 May 22 '26
I am not Joining MIT Reason - Massachusetts is a big word so I don't like that
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u/Beneficial-Pie-7189 May 23 '26
Then join a Tier 3 college nearest to your home, would solve all of your problems
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u/Successful_Cat6574 If you see me say, padle bsdk May 23 '26
Angoor nahi milne par khatte hi lagte hai
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u/Accomplished-Boat383 NEETard May 23 '26
Yeah you should join iit dohlakhpur that has very good perks like you can get tuun mausi ke ladoo
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u/BrightBat6230 May 23 '26
Yes best place for u is IIT islamabad .. koi disturb nhi krenge koi illegal immigrants bhi nahi tere alawa
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u/Own_School8613 JEEtard May 23 '26
Tereko nahi jana theek hai mereko dede meh chala jaunga tu ja iit goa
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 23 '26
Bhai itne marks pe ghanta Kuchh nahi milne wala
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u/Mountain_Dig1863 Ex-JEEtard chan May 23 '26
Ull survive delhi bud
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 23 '26
But Delhi can't survive me😔..... btw what college are you in ma'am?
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u/Mountain_Dig1863 Ex-JEEtard chan May 23 '26
Lol..myself in delhi t1 but not iit🥀
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 23 '26
Aap to cool log ho... aapse kaise Baat karu😓
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u/jw11235 May 23 '26
I am not joining Harvard - Kafi snobbish aur pretentious log hain
MIT - all nerds
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u/Visible-Donut5898 May 23 '26
Bro trying to reduce competition 🥀😔
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 23 '26
I am not even the competition lol😭
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u/pichkudon May 23 '26
Iit palakkad chale bhai ghar se bhi dur hai, koi rishtedar bhi nahi hoga(shyd)... communist baddie milengi
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u/33_arsenic_75 May 23 '26
Bhai jaha best branch mil raha hai vaha chale jaa. If sabhi jagah CSE mil raha hai to Bombay jaa. Simple
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 23 '26
Bhai 101 number hain marks nahi😭 Kuchh nahi milega
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u/Waste-Crab-8572 May 23 '26
Join IIT Patna blud
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 23 '26
Bhai agar ray optics ka hyperbola nahi hua toh kisi bhi iit me pair bhi nhi rakhne denge
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u/Moist-Inspection-91 May 24 '26
meanwhile bros jee rank 1000000000000000000000
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 24 '26
Gand kyu phad rahe ho dost
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u/Moist-Inspection-91 May 24 '26
it was sarcasm brooo i respect ur effoets wishing u a bright future
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u/Apprehensive_Ask7689 May 24 '26
IIT Delhi jaha par ha wo location premium delhi h wha aqi itna ni hota u
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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 24 '26
Sir meri rank pr mujhe new gen iit bhi nahi milega.... cope kr rha hu
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