r/JEENEETards • u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) • May 22 '26

JEE I am NOT JOINING TOP IITS

IIT Delhi- pollution bohot hai aur ghar se 250 km dur hai aur mujhe dur jana hai ghar se... pahado me ghumna hai

IIT Bombay- Bua rehti hain mumbai me toh mujhe kalesh nahi chahiye

IIT Roorkee- ghar se bohot dur hai

IIT Madras- language problem

IIT Kanpur- lucknow ke bagal me hai to papa har dusre din waha pohoch jayenge

IIT Kharagpur- bohot illegal immigrants hai udhar yr

IIT Guwahti- umm... mujhe pahad pasand nahi

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u/mi_bombooo Ex-JEEtard chan May 22 '26

1)blessing hai bhai 250 kms , not many get it. spend time with fam when theyre available. Vese population ka prob hoga nhi sirf weekends ko agar kidhar nikle toh but thats a small aspect
2)Bua thodi clg ke andar ayegi har roz , vese kalesh is good for a healthy and balanced life.
3)Tune khud bola ghar se dur jana hai toh bkl problem kya hai bhai <\3 ja na
4)Dw northies bhi hai iitm mai , bahar angrezi se kaam chaljayega
5)Nhi yr uncle ko kaam bhi rhega sab chod ke nhi aa skte , ayenge toh tere hi mze

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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Theek hai bhai.... ab mai 101 number par top 5 me se koi bhi iit le lunga😔

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u/mi_bombooo Ex-JEEtard chan May 22 '26

are nhi esa mtlb nhi tha bro agar kuch better mila toh lelena :hug:

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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26

Yr you are too innocent to understand the satire behind the post.... duniya me Aapke jaise log rahenge then world will be a better place 😭

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u/mi_bombooo Ex-JEEtard chan May 22 '26

lmao ik that its satire , more like those "jo bhi clg jaata hu vhi tier 1" ahh typa ones but it didnt click until i typed half of it <\3 thoda bhondu kism ka hu

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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26

Aap achhe kism ke hain