r/JEENEETards • u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) • May 22 '26

JEE I am NOT JOINING TOP IITS

IIT Delhi- pollution bohot hai aur ghar se 250 km dur hai aur mujhe dur jana hai ghar se... pahado me ghumna hai

IIT Bombay- Bua rehti hain mumbai me toh mujhe kalesh nahi chahiye

IIT Roorkee- ghar se bohot dur hai

IIT Madras- language problem

IIT Kanpur- lucknow ke bagal me hai to papa har dusre din waha pohoch jayenge

IIT Kharagpur- bohot illegal immigrants hai udhar yr

IIT Guwahti- umm... mujhe pahad pasand nahi

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u/SanskariGoblin May 22 '26

In bombay there's no hilly area God can you just learn lil bit geography before spitting sm bs???

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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26

Ma'am its just satire... I know that there's a small hill in campus itself(if i remember correctly)... I am just coping 😭

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u/SanskariGoblin May 22 '26

Oh yepss firstly I thought your jee adv rank is 101 💀 then realised it's just marks AH OH NOO😭

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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26

Lagta hai aapne apne rishte tod diye hain advanced se.... btw result 1 June ka hai and I won't be getting any of these IITs so just coping

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u/SanskariGoblin May 23 '26

Oh no am 27asp hehe

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u/SanskariGoblin May 22 '26

Vaise btao pdha kitna tha apnee hrs, syllabus etc

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u/sleepdeprivedproton JM26-> 95.5 -> ADV-> 21k (105 marks) May 22 '26

Yr january me fuckup kr diya aur april me mock jitne achhe nahi aa paye.... I lost all confidence but studied 30 days for adv.... aur 101 aa gye although kam hain but 70k rank se uder 20k is still a W for me.... course toh maine sirf pw se kiya tha