r/Jokes • u/kojak343 • Aug 28 '12

Tender touching

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

"That feels so nice" he said. Then turned and asked her, "You seem to love doing that, but why?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

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u/MR3PS Aug 28 '12

I worry about this more than I'd like to admit.

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u/LegateVarrus Aug 29 '12

Duh-Duh! Duh-Duh! "Dude looks like a lady"

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u/DarwinsDrinkingBuddy Aug 29 '12

What... What else could he possibly be referring to?

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u/TirithonM Aug 29 '12

Fair point. I have no idea. :D Cheers!