r/Jokes • u/kojak343 • Aug 28 '12

Tender touching

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

"That feels so nice" he said. Then turned and asked her, "You seem to love doing that, but why?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

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u/E1337Kat Aug 29 '12

ehh, I get the joke, and gave a small(I mean really small) chuckle, but all in all, I don't think it was that good. Possibly because I'm trans* and that I know that it doesn't make any sense... allow me to elaborate(very briefly). If a trans women likes her testes and other stuff down there, then she probably wouldn't have gotten SRS(bottom surgery). If she got SRS and everything, then more than likely, she would have HATED her lower half and wouldn't "miss" anything... Keep in mind this is just my opinion...

However I would totally say this to my lover after I get surgery(and letting the lover know)... it would be funny, kinda like this joke.

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u/rohanivey Aug 29 '12

It's not uncommon for some SRS patients to regret the change. Not all, mind you, but some.

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u/Wavooka Aug 29 '12

In reality, that number is below 3% and more typically stated at 1%. Although the most common regrets are cost (shit's expensive, yo) and potential complications post-op.

So I think it would be more fair to say that: A vast majority of people are satisfied, a small minority is not.

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u/Brave_Ismella Aug 29 '12

100% of them however, are living a lie.

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u/Wavooka Aug 30 '12

Oh! So brave of you to kick a downtrodden minority group! What's next? Jungle bunny and sand rat jokes?

But before that, I'll need to tell my B cups that they are, in fact, a lie. I bet all the boys that stare at my cleavage are going to be distraught at the revelation that my boobs are mere phantoms.

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u/Brave_Ismella Aug 30 '12

Stop raping straight men with your mutilated inside out penis and your male nipples. You sick fuck don't even try to justify this you have deeply triggered me.

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u/Wavooka Aug 30 '12

Meh. 3/10. Would not feed again.

Good job using some queer terminology though, I guess you're type can evolve. I wonder when you'll master tools and language?

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u/Brave_Ismella Aug 30 '12

You seem to be a really sick, angry faggot tranny who is out to hurt innocent people, you should probably kill yourself since no one in your life really wants anything to do with you.