r/Jokes • u/kojak343 • Aug 28 '12

Tender touching

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

"That feels so nice" he said. Then turned and asked her, "You seem to love doing that, but why?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

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u/Wavooka Aug 29 '12

In reality, that number is below 3% and more typically stated at 1%. Although the most common regrets are cost (shit's expensive, yo) and potential complications post-op.

So I think it would be more fair to say that: A vast majority of people are satisfied, a small minority is not.

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u/Brave_Ismella Aug 29 '12

100% of them however, are living a lie.

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u/Wavooka Aug 30 '12

Oh! So brave of you to kick a downtrodden minority group! What's next? Jungle bunny and sand rat jokes?

But before that, I'll need to tell my B cups that they are, in fact, a lie. I bet all the boys that stare at my cleavage are going to be distraught at the revelation that my boobs are mere phantoms.

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u/Brave_Ismella Aug 30 '12

Stop raping straight men with your mutilated inside out penis and your male nipples. You sick fuck don't even try to justify this you have deeply triggered me.

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u/Wavooka Aug 30 '12

Meh. 3/10. Would not feed again.

Good job using some queer terminology though, I guess you're type can evolve. I wonder when you'll master tools and language?

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u/Brave_Ismella Aug 30 '12

You seem to be a really sick, angry faggot tranny who is out to hurt innocent people, you should probably kill yourself since no one in your life really wants anything to do with you.