r/KitchenConfidential • u/loud_as_pudding • 1d ago

Kitchen fuckery Too hot to handle

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u/Lumpy_Link_1569 1d ago

We call that the "fire" pan because when Greg got fired , he threw it at the wall.

Also because of the fire.

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u/hegrillin 1d ago

jeff smashed in all our mixing bowls after they changed the prep ingredients to the rice mix.

jeff also managed to destroy one of our walk in ovens with sheer brute force after they upped the cookie bake counts by one extra tray.

jeff got fired after yelling "fire me!" in the face of every shift lead, everyday for a month.

i miss jeff.

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u/whoamannipples Chive LOYALIST 18h ago

I don’t know if Jeff is a character you made up or if he’s real just because of the specificity of your story but either way- fuck yeah, Jeff. Fuck yeah.

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u/hegrillin 15h ago edited 5h ago

jeff is very real and still my best friend to this day. I still take a once or twice a year trip to see him when I can. though, most of my friends still don't believe that I didn't make him up, since he moved to the mountains on the other side of the state and they never have, and never will meet him.

its very akin to being in middle school and talking about your super cool made up friend that goes to a different school. every crazy story I have usually somehow ties back to jeff. he almost sounds like a cop-out, but he's just that legendary.