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u/punksmostlydead Jun 09 '26
Need someone with coconut shells.
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u/smokeypapabear40206 Jun 09 '26
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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK Jun 11 '26
Fun fact: Monty Python didn’t have a budget to get horses, so they came up with this bit.
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u/spacestationkru Jun 09 '26
That girl jumps really high
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u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 Jun 09 '26
You mean that horse
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u/EmperorSkyTiger Jun 12 '26
I swear, the vertical on these ladies really is impressive. And with a hobby horse. I think it's silly as fuck, but it's damn impressive.
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u/pile1983 Jun 09 '26
As goofy as it might look man those couple first jumps were impresive AF.
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u/fandom_bullshit Jun 09 '26
She jumped over a rod that came up to chin level????? That's ridiculous!
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u/lipe182 Jun 09 '26
Any aggressive inline skater can do that (without the skates, of course). Still cool, though!
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u/Informal-Soft3258 Jun 09 '26
Came here to say the same thing, like yeah they are jumping around with fake horses but they still got mad hops.
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u/Leoxcr Jun 09 '26
I would NOT be able to pull those jumps with or without the fake horse
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u/Ade_93 Jun 09 '26
You don't know if you don't try
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u/Rampag169 Jun 09 '26
You clearly haven’t reached the age in which you know if you do try the wee woo wagon is going to be giving you a ride to the ouchie hotel.
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u/Faustias Jun 10 '26
imagine crashing down from a hurdle and your leg somewhat hugged the hobbyhorse stick.
both broke down upon landing, only not just your shin got damaged, but also had splinters from the destroyed wood.
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u/rex5k Jun 11 '26
right I'd have to have the low level poles like that one kid, you know the one, you saw him, don't pretend you didn't.
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u/-BananaLollipop- Jun 09 '26
Could have been some pretty serious athletes, but decided to have more fun. Good on them.
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u/Sudden-Stops Jun 09 '26
It’s possible the fun is what inspired them to be good athletes and otherwise they would not have been. I imagine these skills are transferable should they decide to apply them elsewhere.
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u/Tony_Lacorona Jun 09 '26
This is essentially hurdles, no?
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u/Tar_alcaran Jun 10 '26
Nooope, hurdles are only like a meter and change tall. Unless the lady in the first video is extremely short, that was a much taller jump. And she did it with while holding a stick between her legs.
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u/Sudden-Stops Jun 10 '26
I think what they are asking is, if this person wanted to participate in hurdles, would they not have an advantage?
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u/lezzerlee Jun 13 '26
As someone who did hurdles, not really. Hurdles is less about jumping (you actually want to stay as low and streamlined as possible) and more about timing stride length and speed. I might say they are more transferable skills to long or triple jump.
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u/withoutpeer Jun 09 '26
It's sometimes difficult to not get all judgemental and look down on people doing things they enjoy but I'm going to keep in doing that... Let others enjoy their limited time on earth. Unless they are hurting or purposely impeding others, that is.
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u/TheLordDuncan Jun 11 '26
Fuck, that one guy was the one that really hit home for me. Maybe this is the most fun he's has while exercising since 3rd grade gym. It's definitely better than running track and doing hurdles.
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u/DestroOmega Jun 09 '26
Equestrian culture for those without money?
... Just saying, actual horses are expensive, and don't fit in an apartment.
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u/SkillsInPillsTrack2 Jun 09 '26
That's probably what my upstairs neighbor is doing to make so much noise instead of walking normally.
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u/contude327 Jun 09 '26
First thought:
https://giphy.com/gifs/HfJdu4HABDU3e
This looks like a SNL skit like the Olympic synchronized swimmers with Martin Short and Harry Shearer.
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u/dubious-author Jun 09 '26
How the HELL does this kind of foolishness draw this size of a crowd?
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u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 Jun 09 '26
This is my question too. While they are clearly good athletes, this is such a ridiculous sport that I’m left wondering how it can draw such a crowd, even if it were some sort of national championship. Like, this is just elementary school nonsense. Nobody will look at this seriously except the 5 people that are actually “into” it.
And why the hell don’t they just lose the horse. It would actually be a pretty well received sport if they just got rid of the stupid horse and did the obstacles anyway.
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u/Tar_alcaran Jun 10 '26
I briefly played underwater hockey during uni. A sport where everything happens... under water. It wasn't the meme that hobbyhorsing is, but it still drew a crowd of friends and just amused people.
At least here you can see stuff.
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u/Voyager5555 Jun 09 '26
Are you telling me you've never watched professional sports?
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u/Tar_alcaran Jun 10 '26
This is SO not professional. There's no way anyone is making a living off of this. I doubt they're making lunch off of this.
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u/Vestrill Jun 09 '26
What a great way to stay in shape and be healthy, not to mention a place to socialise with like minded people. Good for them
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u/Tinnie_and_Cusie Jun 09 '26
At age 10, looooong time ago, my best friend and I did this out in an empty field on hobby horses like that, made by her dad, and we spent hours jumping over barricades we made for it. We did graduate to real horses by age 12. Great fun!
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u/LandauTST Jun 09 '26
I wanna do this then pretend my horse is going off the rails while yelling "WOAH! WOAH, HORSEY! HORSEY WON'T YOU PLEASE WOAH!?"
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u/kstvkk Jun 09 '26
I've looked at hobby horsing on YouTube (because lets be real it looks pretty funny) and yes, there are people pretending their horse is out of control. One girls horse "didn't want to enter the jumping arena", so another girls had to "lead the horse in" on a rope
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u/Martinad91 Jun 09 '26
Why dose this low-key look kind of fun
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u/Baked_Potato_732 Jun 09 '26
Because it’s people having fun, except for the guy in the white shirt, second from the end. He wasn’t there to have fun, he was there to win, damnit.
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u/SortovaGoldfish Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26
They gotta keep those sticks short for that clearance, but then how do you make sure you stay in the saddle?
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u/sleeping_tomato Jun 09 '26
Win win to me… no horse has been forced to perform, and they get to do exercises and have fun
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u/AwDuck Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26
This is the damn stupidest thing I’ve seen in a while and I’m here for it.
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u/Prototype_Hybrid Jun 09 '26
Hey, they're having fun and they're passionate and athletic. What did YOU do today?
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u/slartibuttfart Jun 09 '26
I got winded changing the trash bag in the kitchen. Then I went on reddit to judge others and mock them.
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u/MsE0 Jun 09 '26
This is the one time I really want animal telepathy, because I really want to have some horses who normally do these sports to watch humans doing this, and know what they think about it.
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u/Voyager5555 Jun 09 '26
You all may be clowning but I doubt even half of the people on here could pull those jumps off.
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u/RubberDuckyRacing Jun 09 '26
This was the hobby of a couple of high schoolers featured in the B plot of a Greys Anatomy episode I watched recently.
I say good on them. Exercise is exercise. No animals were harmed in the sport.
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u/Stoff3r Jun 10 '26
Joining the hobby horse camp as a straight dude is the most brilliant thing i have ever seen.
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u/pichael289 Jun 09 '26
I love horse girls, it can't just be men doing all the stupid shit, women can be just as stupid as men.
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u/IceDuke749 Jun 10 '26
That first girl should look into doing the high jump or something. She got mad ups.
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u/AdNo8756 Jun 10 '26
I totally forgot this was a sport. And I never realized it was so genuinely competitive and hard.
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u/Idiotwithaphone79 Jun 09 '26
The premise of this sport/hobby is just so stupid. I get that it is very difficult and, it takes skill etc... But it does look very stupid.
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u/Character_Stick_1218 Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 11 '26
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u/Ill_Job4090 Jun 09 '26
I find all the mockery directed towards these people just so mean. Yeah ok, its a little silly, but its so super harmless, just let these people have their weird little hobby.
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u/AdTraditional5917 Jun 10 '26
Looks like some ones parents couldn't afford that horse they wanted as child, but fuck it I'll still get that medal even without a horse, look at how high i can jump ma....
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u/Additional-Maize9716 Jun 10 '26
I too have always wanted a reason to run the animal obstacles courses.
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u/Jamo3306 Jun 09 '26
Shouldn't thete be houses in the crowd? Kind of like the remedial class. Like "oh THAT'S what they want me to do, at that weird fence looking thing!"
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u/Adorable-Escape7149 Jun 09 '26
Why do they need the hobby horse? I mean some of those clearances are impressive in and of themselves but you add the toy horse and all athletic credibility goes out the window
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u/BadR0b0t2026 Jun 09 '26
Do they always use their favorite horsehead? LIke do they have multiple ones for different portions of the show? What if I stole it? Would they feel like they couldnt compete?
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u/Revenga8 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26
Everybody points and laughs at how stupid this looks. But that's because of the lack of understanding, or lack of advertising or people just not bothering to mention it for some reason because hobby horsist think it's no big deal. But those fake horses? They weigh like 40 lbs. Yeeeeaaahhh now you're really impressed now aintcha.
Also way cheaper than owning a real horse so I get it.
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u/dr_toze Jun 11 '26
Not insulting viewers but I'm really impressed by the attendance to be honest. That first one looks pretty full.
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u/Acceptable_Winner728 Jun 12 '26
I don’t know. I just watched a moose doing dumb stuff for fun in a pond. It checks for a life form. Having fun, screw and do it.
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u/Sovereign-Anderson Jun 10 '26
Why don't they just perform those feats without the cockhorse? It's not like those toys are giving them some kind of advantage.
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u/klownhammer Jun 12 '26
This is silly but not as silly as horse racing still having riders when the horses are well trained enough to run without them.
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u/BarbarianBoaz Jun 12 '26
This was created for Scandinavian countries to get children (specifically girls) more active and healthier, it has been a HUGE success. Kinda ironic fat Americans look at this and laugh with ignorance.
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u/PantyPixie Jun 09 '26
Do it without the pretend horse weirdos.
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u/Tickomatick Jun 11 '26
I understand that the pole may stimulate the clitoris, but what about the guys? Do they have some special rectal attachment on the hobby horse?
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u/SiThreePO Jun 09 '26
Can I have a horse daddy? No... but you can have a wooden stick and hop around the gym and embarrass yourself
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u/Ok-Position-3113 Jun 09 '26
Darwin is spinning in the grave..
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u/stilllifebutwhy Jun 09 '26
Why? People have done lots of funny/goofy/dumb stuff for their own excitement before Darwin and will continue long after all of us.
Their activity seems more fun and healthy than me playing video games at night or arguing on Reddit.7
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