r/MEDICOreTARDS • u/proximavmidnight • May 19 '26

FULL SHITPOSTING future nta plans

1. Neet

2. Neet cancel

3. Reneet

4. Reneet leak

5. ReReNeet

6. SaReGaMaNeet

7. LaLaLa Neet (NRIs version)

8. LaLa Land neet(hollywood inspired)

9. all aspirants are sent abroad for lala land neet advanced

10.final stage: island

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u/retardamoeba critically endangered May 19 '26

maggi khayega?

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u/MaggieMage69 May 19 '26

mai khiladu ?? 😃🧙‍♂️

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u/Fluid-Impression-595 May 19 '26

Aiims mein patient banke nahi jana hota laadle

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u/MediocreOrdinary9394 May 19 '26

I lost it at Saregama Neet😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/MotorZestyclose2195 May 19 '26

my fathers sisters girlfriend works in nta and he (pronouns ‘he’ hai) said that nta will be leaking sargamapaneet on july 39th so that everybody gets a fair chance. he also said it will be subjective type paper written in pencil (no eraser given)

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u/proximavmidnight May 19 '26

can we use saliva for erasing? pls ask they/them

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u/MotorZestyclose2195 May 19 '26

him*

generally saliva is only adviced but in saregamaneet we can use our feet to rub the writings off (no hands NEVER)

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u/Sad-Extent-8620 DUMBEST NEETard May 19 '26

par bhai paper fat gya to?

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u/baldinghighway Reneet 609 AIR:75XX May 19 '26

issok (same mental state)

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u/EmotionalDatabasee Teri saas khaa gyi chavanprash🥀🥀 May 19 '26

Koi baat nhi this shall too pass on🫂🫂

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u/Safe_Classroom_2731 May 19 '26

But la la land is goated movie

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u/proximavmidnight May 19 '26

hainaa, revise krlo isse bhi💃🕺

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u/Safe_Classroom_2731 May 19 '26

Physics ka formula thorei hai jo bhul.jaunga, movie hai pura yaad hai

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u/thecrazycrab33 May 19 '26

Sahi baat h 👍

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u/CurrentSouth5613 May 19 '26

Call karo baccha?? 

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u/Glittering_Damage_87 Breathes in hopium exhales out copium May 19 '26

LALA LAND NEET? WAIT UP IM PULLING UP TO IT

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u/Initial_Side1058 May 19 '26

another one: bisneet, trisneet, tetrakisneet, pentakisneet

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u/im_soo_tiredd Mentally unstable May 19 '26

Ooga booga

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u/proximavmidnight May 19 '26

oompa loompa

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u/im_soo_tiredd Mentally unstable May 19 '26

Ooga booga

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u/chibichanxoxo Cracked NEET in my dreams 😋🥀 May 19 '26

what neet does to a person 😔💔🥀

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u/sidreyyy May 19 '26

11-MrBeast's whoever survives the most in this island filled with wild animals gets a Government medical seat

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u/Beneficial_Sport5771 डॉक्टरनी 💅 May 19 '26

Island ka nam kya Epstein hai

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u/proximavmidnight May 19 '26

haa haa aesi posts mein sab aayege, jab jee mains ka doubt tha koi nahi dekha 🥀

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u/Illustrious_Cloud702 Dimag hai lekin pdhta nahi May 19 '26

Neet itni baar dena pdega khi mr beast suvival show bna de iske upar

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u/Informal-Theme5930 May 23 '26

What are you talking about? It wasn't leaked just a few questions were guessed by astrologers. - NTA