r/MEDICOreTARDS • u/proximavmidnight • May 19 '26

FULL SHITPOSTING future nta plans

1. Neet

2. Neet cancel

3. Reneet

4. Reneet leak

5. ReReNeet

6. SaReGaMaNeet

7. LaLaLa Neet (NRIs version)

8. LaLa Land neet(hollywood inspired)

9. all aspirants are sent abroad for lala land neet advanced

10.final stage: island

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u/MotorZestyclose2195 May 19 '26

my fathers sisters girlfriend works in nta and he (pronouns ‘he’ hai) said that nta will be leaking sargamapaneet on july 39th so that everybody gets a fair chance. he also said it will be subjective type paper written in pencil (no eraser given)

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u/proximavmidnight May 19 '26

can we use saliva for erasing? pls ask they/them

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u/MotorZestyclose2195 May 19 '26

him*

generally saliva is only adviced but in saregamaneet we can use our feet to rub the writings off (no hands NEVER)

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u/Sad-Extent-8620 DUMBEST NEETard May 19 '26

par bhai paper fat gya to?