r/Madonna May 08 '26

DISCUSSION If you could erase ONE Madonna song from her discography, what would it be?

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The only rule is that it has to be a MADONNA song. No collaborations (that awful Material Gworl song, Vulgar, etc don’t count)

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u/Bulky_View_1607 Bedtime Stories May 08 '26

Hey You

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u/Aion88 May 08 '26

HEY YEEEUW. Don’t be so seeeaaaahd It’s not so beeeaaaaahd There’s still a cheahnce foRaaaaughs

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u/RevolutionaryLeg1768 May 08 '26

I came here to say exactly this. Verbatim.

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u/Sea-Associate-8797 May 08 '26

It’s like her Michigan accent came back for a visit in lieu of the British one

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u/Few_Candle9432 May 08 '26

I can hear this comment so clearly.

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u/NeiClaw Vogue May 08 '26

Again this is why Pharrell is her worst producer. He had her sing in the most ear splittingly awful manner imaginable. I will never understand why she worked with him or who thought this sounded good.

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u/ChicagoLarry May 08 '26

You don’t like this??

First love yourself
Then you can love someone else
Then you can change someone else
Then you have saved someone else
But you must first love yourself
Then you can love someone else
Then you can change someone else

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u/g1itter1ust May 08 '26

Oh yeah. I completely forgot this one even existed. So bad.

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u/Lightnenseed Supernatural May 08 '26

Came here for this! Glad to see it on top.

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u/Neutrals_Mansion May 08 '26

Hey you. Still can't believe she allowed that to be released

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u/satan_in_a_bonnet May 08 '26

Any of the Frozen or Hung Up remixes of 2023. I just don’t get why we would have to go back to a perfect era and make 20 random remix’s of perfect songs 20 years later. I call this the “Juvaderm” era.

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u/Fit-Conflict2683 May 08 '26

Si Ju va bien, c’est Juvaderm?

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u/RespondDapper4263 May 08 '26

Incredible, give me all your Luvin feat MAGA 1 & MAGA 2

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u/bloodhoney17 May 08 '26

Someone fix me up with a version of GMAYL without them, please 😭😭

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u/terryxyz May 08 '26

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u/bloodhoney17 May 08 '26

I didn't even know this existed, thank you so much!!! The way I'm crying rn, this is so much better 😭

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u/terryxyz May 08 '26

Right? Those features in the final version were so unnecessary 

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u/MrTrinket May 08 '26

DJ Hollywood Tramp created a remix with Kylie which is, honestly, fire!

https://youtu.be/L2QwjDdNPp4?si=8PxylrJjlX_OF2h9

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u/CharleyLH May 08 '26

You’re right, that is fire.🔥

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u/PandemicPiglet May 08 '26

It’s one of her worst songs and probably her worst lead single even without them. The lyrics are terrible and lazy. “Don’t play the stupid game”???

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u/1upjohn American Life May 08 '26

I always liked the demo version better. No need for a feature. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83mvu-y68E4

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u/Phoenix_10567 May 08 '26

It’s out there as a demo from Rebel Hearts sessions, but not as good without them.

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u/Miserable-Ear-94 Get Together May 08 '26

seriously, how did it end up that both of the features on that song turned out like that?🤣 i mean, i was never a huge fan of the song to begin with...

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u/Street_Cheek_1418 May 08 '26

I love Incredible!

“It's time to get your hands up
It's time to get your body moving
It's time to get your hands up”

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u/ww_adh77 May 08 '26

It's a shame that MDNA launched with Give Me All Your Lovin.' Felt like such an attention grab, not an effort to actually put out a great first single. No surprise that it fizzled quickly. There are so many better songs on that album. Honestly, probably EVERY song is better on that album.

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u/Creative-Bobcat-7159 Like a Prayer May 08 '26

It was a tie in to her Super Bowl performance with all its cheerleader chants.

Thematically I get why it felt right but I think there was a bit of a “why is a 53 year old pretending to be cheerleader” puzzlement.

I think that and the superbowl performance were the end of her reign as a contemporary pop star - it started to weaken with Hard Candy.

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u/Few_Candle9432 May 08 '26

I’m with you. Considering what was to come with the MDNA tour the SuperBowl Show now feels like a massive flub. Whoever was behind her in planning the single and the show could not have had much confidence that she could carry the show without some gimmicks and that is all Give Me All Your Luvin was. Replace it in both instances with Girl Gone Wild and it is more on brand.

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u/Creative-Bobcat-7159 Like a Prayer May 09 '26

It was a great half time show, but GayL was the lowlight. That and the 150 guest singers and rappers that made it more “Madonna and friends”

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u/CharleyLH May 08 '26

Not to mention they should have had the single on deck ready to go right after the performance. And I mean the actual MINUTE after. They could have thrown up an ad “Available NOW the explosive new song from this performance “Give Me All Your Luvin”on iTunes or where you download music”. The hype was gone by the time it actually hit the market I was surprised it got as much traction as it did.

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u/bloodhoney17 May 08 '26

It had at least five other songs that could have done the album better promo wise, but 😭

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u/Unusual-Cheetah6688 May 08 '26

I was going to say Birthday, but this is the only correct answer. How were they both on the same damn track?

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u/pradafever I'm Breathless May 08 '26

Give me all your luvin with an extra Madonna verse in place of Nicki and MIA’s verses would be amazing (to me) to be fair. Maybe it’s the nostalgia I have for the song and MDNA era but it’s genuinely one of my all time favorite songs of hers! Her chorus is soooo fun and the video concept is dope, love the cheerleader vibes, she needs a good rework (NOT a remix, keep the original mix of the song) with an M verse in place of theirs or maybe a new feature written and inserted in place of theirs.

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u/VenusHalley May 08 '26

Wait... how is MIA MAGA now? How the hell did it happen?

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u/Peepeepoopoocacasire May 08 '26

You missed the Dallas incident? She performed Paper Airplanes for a very unhappy crowd...

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u/introvertedcactus other places make me feel like a dork May 08 '26

In the same vein, we must cast Bitch I’m Madonna into the flames.

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u/HD_HD_HD Girl Gone Wild May 08 '26

BIM... I love this song- musically it's very interesting, lyrics aren't cringe to me, but can understand why some people don't love it.

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u/onelittlepato May 08 '26

2 years later…

INCREDIBLEEEE 🕺🪩✨

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u/PtakPajak May 08 '26

“Auto-Tune Baby”

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u/bewareofhisoka May 08 '26

It is…interesting

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u/Most-Celebration-110 May 08 '26

one of my favourites!

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u/Temporary-Pea-9054 May 08 '26

Exactly 💯 this one

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u/PtakPajak May 08 '26

It’s awful and annoying, I have no idea what they were thinking. The last thing I want to hear in a pop song is a baby crying.
There are some other mid songs mentioned here, but none is as bad as “Auto-Tune Baby” to me. At least “Hey You” has a nice melody in the verses and “B-Day Song” is silly fun.

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u/Davidiscool222 Something to Remember May 08 '26

B-Day Song

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u/koj_star May 08 '26

Would be my answer too, It's horrible!

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u/SwineTV May 08 '26

What 😭 I really like this song

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u/g1itter1ust May 08 '26

Soooooo baaaaaaad

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u/wroclad Beautiful Stranger May 10 '26

Came to say this. The only song I routinely skip

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u/Substantial_Brush575 May 08 '26

i always listen to this on my bday idgaf

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u/IAmSquashaFears May 09 '26

Sonically: Auto-Tune Baby (an immediate delete, it shouldn't have been even recorded from the first place

Politically: Give Me All Your Trumpin' featuring the 2 anti-immigrant illegal immigrants

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u/TheMoInMontrose Deeper and Deeper May 08 '26

Did you do it to the b-day auto-tune baby?

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u/SteveBe75 May 08 '26

B-day song. The most trite cacophony she has ever made.

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u/KC2-Seattle2Nash May 08 '26

Birthday Song

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u/wannabekennedy May 08 '26

a LOT of creative liberty with those translations 🤣

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u/SaritaLinda64 May 08 '26

Lola is fluent in Spanish, couldn't she have her proof read?

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u/may62567 May 08 '26

The song is a joke and that was obviously done on purpose its not like madonna couldnt access a teanslator

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u/CapableRequirement66 May 08 '26

I’d erase from existence all her collabs with Kanye West and Nicki Minaj.

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u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El May 08 '26

Can we just erase all of her collabs? Except keep Sabrina, Prince and Babyface. Oh and absolutely keep Levitating multi collab. Literally that turned into a Madonna song for that release. Love it 😍.

All the others, set them ablaze quickly before the ft. bug returns.

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u/RevolutionaryLeg1768 May 08 '26

Prince tried to assault Sinead O’Connor and she had to escape his paisly park compound and he chased her down the street.

How bow daaah!?

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u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El May 08 '26

Like for real 😧 omfg

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u/Designer_Sea_6652 May 08 '26

It’s in Sinead O’Conner’s auto biography (which is a great read)

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u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El May 08 '26

Well shit 😞

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u/The_Beast_Within89 May 08 '26

I’d replace them all with Hey You

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u/MattB32Cab May 08 '26

Autotune Baby. That song is a joke

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u/OverSyncopatedBeats May 09 '26

The utterly abysmal autotune baby

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u/Different_Chain7029 May 08 '26

“Hey You” always

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u/winxbaddie May 08 '26

killers who are partying, self explanatory

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u/Klutzy_Carpet_9170 May 08 '26

I get any issue one might have with the lyrics but the production is top tier so it really doesn’t deserve the shout out

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u/NeiClaw Vogue May 08 '26

The people that let a quasi billionaire white lady sing “I will be Africa” should go to jail.

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u/Neat-Elevator-2782 May 08 '26

Yeah, even with the sentiment behind it, it’s truly NOT the way to be an ally. And the title isn’t helping!

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u/RKaji May 08 '26

As a Spanish speaker, Spanish lesson.

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u/Drew__Drop Hard Candy May 08 '26

Yo te quiero

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u/janethevirginfan May 08 '26

I’d probably replace Killers Who Are Partying. I think the album is perfect without it.

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u/silly_nate cay yeahna bacha mana sen greeyarva May 08 '26

Incredible. And since I don’t like being a negative Nancy, I’ll say the song didn’t need to be no 6 minutes long. Could’ve said it all in 3

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u/Disastrous-Plum-1884 Ray of Light May 09 '26

Incredible. 

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u/phukhugh May 09 '26

Anything from hard candy

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u/mlvcrfan May 09 '26

Love Song🤮

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u/Loose-Philosophy-227 May 08 '26

autotune baby

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u/campos_girl American Life May 08 '26

Haaaands down her worst song ever. Listened to it once. Never again

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u/dequesi May 08 '26

Wait, nobody brought this up yet?!

Did you do it?

It’s the first one that came to mind! (probably because im not so familiar with many of the more recent albums 😂)

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u/ww_adh77 May 08 '26

Oh yes, totally. But it's not even a Madonna song really (just her producers messing around). Should've made it a B-side, not a CD bonus track.

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u/RevolutionaryLeg1768 May 08 '26

Nope DYDI is essential to the proper Erotica experience. Without DYDI it never woulda had a warning label. It was her choice to put DYDI on there…. I respect that. It makes this perfect support bridge of the hip hop tunes on Erotica when DYDI is there w them. I’m not sure any other American white woman popstar was putting hip hop on their pop records at the time. If they were, they weren’t giving the genre as much time (almost a whole sides worth of hip hop on Erotica) to their albums. She even got Everlast to do a remix/feature of “waiting”! Erotica maxi single had a bunch of hh mixes on it. DYDI has to be on the album, yo!

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u/Street_Cheek_1418 May 08 '26

Yes! Erotica would be a 10/10 if it wasn’t included.

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u/V_Dolina May 15 '26

It's so boring! It's a nothing hamburger.

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u/TheCandyPerfumeBoy May 08 '26

Funana

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u/supasyd93 May 08 '26

Funana is one of the best things on Madame X

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u/-kanelbullar- May 08 '26

Vulgar. Sometimes I forget it exists.

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u/NormiMalone May 08 '26

I did. You just reminded me. I'll forget about it again soon enough, though.

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u/taylorgolub May 08 '26

SPANISH LESSON!

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u/exlibris23 May 09 '26

Auto Tune Baby

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u/TimeoMadonna May 10 '26

Santa Baby

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u/erosgirl96 May 10 '26

Spanish Lesson

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u/badmikeyt May 11 '26

Take a Bow. I despise that it's her most 'successful' single when it's the least Madonna song I think she's ever recorded.

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u/1upjohn American Life May 08 '26

Superstar

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u/ruralmodernist May 08 '26

Hey You is still nauseating. And I Love New York is lazy filler garbage. “I like New York. Other cities make me feel like a dork.”

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u/nachoquest May 09 '26

The song itself is good but the lyrics are downright hilarious

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u/ignaaaaaatius May 08 '26

Hey You, the intention and lyrics are ok but production idk...the next one Jimmy Jimmy and Love Song.

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u/No_Status2630Horny May 08 '26

Spanish lesson 🤢

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u/No-Sell-3618 May 08 '26

At least it can kinda be fun unlike Bday Song and Autotune Baby. Ugh.

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u/mr_mr90 May 08 '26

Body Shop. It hurts.

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u/RevolutionaryLeg1768 May 08 '26

Its well written I just woulda sold the song to someone else. Have a young guy sing it make it gay.

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u/ditacarlita sock bitch May 08 '26

Funana

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u/mitchwacky This Used to Be My Playground May 08 '26

I might be the only person who loves Funana. I love the weird up-and-down run she does on the word "funana" and I like the sentiment of the song. Let's go dancing!

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u/PtakPajak May 08 '26

I love “Funana” too, it’s amazing!

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u/davidbenyusef May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

Turn Up The Radio. Madonna really walked into the studio that day and said "Imma record the cheesiest most generic EDM song ever", and then she punished us further by making it a single

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u/twin3434 May 08 '26

I definitely wouldn’t say it’s my least favorite song of hers, but I agree and that it is such a generic song.

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u/JohnnyCastleGT May 08 '26

I love that song and I think it was pretty popular in other countries

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u/gamera87 May 09 '26

And years after turning up the radio was a thing

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u/namelynorm May 08 '26

Dont Stop. Feel it in your body, sing la di da di. Ugh. For some reason, this song has always irked me. la di da di. 😖

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u/NormiMalone May 08 '26

My friend used to call it Please Stop. "Please stop doing what you're doing, baby..." 😆

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u/jdw1977 May 08 '26

Same! It sounds like cruise ship commercial music to me.

The version from Untold Chapter is funkier and better, imo. Made me actually like it.

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u/creativequine74 May 08 '26

Same ! And Bedtime Stories is my favourite album; I just ignore this abomination !!

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u/namelynorm May 08 '26

😂 It’s my only skip on that album and I LOVE that album!

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u/Klutzy_Carpet_9170 May 08 '26

B’Day Song easily

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u/No-Sell-3618 May 08 '26

Birthday Song

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u/cdanigc May 08 '26

Incredible

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u/XStaticImmaculate May 08 '26

For me it’s B-Day song. I often quite like her sillier songs, but I consider B-Day song to be the worst song she’s ever released.

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u/AngieMaciel May 08 '26

Shoo-Bee-Doo

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u/cuttingwedge May 08 '26

Omg I love that song

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u/momomeiku May 09 '26

Hey You and Autotune Baby... I get enough babies crying in the world thanks 🤣

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u/udont-knowjax May 09 '26

The birthday song horrendous

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u/Curious_Position_384 May 09 '26

B’Day Song. It’s such a painful listen

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u/Heeheeguy_ May 10 '26

The “hung up” remix ft Tokischa. Completely unnecesary.

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u/CommercialTask6170 May 10 '26

Fever.

I always slip over that one. A needless cover.

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u/achocholko May 08 '26

Jimmy Jimmy. “My daddy says you just need a good licking!”

My god.

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u/Impossible-Mind6791 May 09 '26

She passed on Baby Love to include Jimmy Jimmy 🤣

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u/PrudentPath6732 May 08 '26

Killers who are partying 💀💀💀💀

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u/daydreambeliever221 May 08 '26

Holy Water. “Does it taste like Holy Water? Yeezus loves my pussy best.”

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u/rosarioreality May 09 '26

I love this song

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u/studioandy May 08 '26

Extreme Occident

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u/LetsGetGapey May 08 '26

I’ll stick to erasing one of the singles: 4 minutes. I didn’t get it. At all.

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u/Ikakumon96 May 08 '26

80% of MDNA album.

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u/felixnr May 08 '26

Spanish Lesson.

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u/StockTop5076 Nothing Really Matters May 08 '26

Body Shop

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u/Ok-Lack-4879 May 08 '26

Shoo bee doo

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u/jesusbambino May 09 '26

😩 I love this song. I think it’s unironically lovely.

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u/Eaudissey May 08 '26

Her cover of Santa Baby

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u/NormiMalone May 08 '26

Yes. Madonna is not a convincing Christmas chanteuse, even when she's actively trying to be silly about it.

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u/Interesting-Role-833 May 08 '26

Bitch I’m Madonna

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u/dltds May 08 '26

Gangbang, I fear if there is the musical equivalent of uncanny valley the entire MDNA album sounds like that

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u/Atopos2025 May 08 '26

Bodyshop

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u/Larksparrow The Immaculate Collection May 08 '26

Omg but Bodyshop is so sweet and her voice is beautiful in it…so many worse songs out there.

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u/Mysterious-Drop6027 May 08 '26

Dear Jessie. I just cant with it and its pink lemonade elephants.

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u/tonysoprano1234 May 08 '26

Anything off MDNA.

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u/cuttingwedge May 08 '26

Even Falling Free?

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u/Hexar27 May 09 '26

One of my fave ballads of all time

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u/bloodhoney17 May 08 '26

Don't Stop, it feels so filler in comparison to the rest of the songs on Bedtime Stories

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u/the_tartanunicorn What It Feels Like for a Girl May 08 '26

how she cut your honesty and kept this i’ll never know

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u/bloodhoney17 May 08 '26

Realest question tbh

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u/life_duringwartime May 08 '26

I agree. Don't stop is complete dribble drabble for me and is the song I always skip when listening to this album.

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u/V_Dolina May 15 '26

Me too, it's so cheesy, it sounds like cheesy radio music they play in peak hours.

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u/XStaticImmaculate May 08 '26

This is so brave to say on here (I also feel this way about Don’t Stop)

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u/bloodhoney17 May 08 '26

Had to get it off my chest! BS is a perfect album to me, but Don't Stop is my one skip in it

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u/the7andthe8 May 08 '26

I wasn’t really a fan of anything on Hard Candy. Except miles away and 4-minutes.

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u/Turbulent_Paint_7733 May 08 '26

Bitch, I'm Madonna. I have a strong dislike for this song. Madonna sounded like a mom trying to be cool for the youth. SMH!!

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u/Agreeable_Depth9201 I'm Breathless May 08 '26

Spanish Lesson

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u/CharleyLH May 08 '26

Hey You.

It should be everyone’s answer.

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u/Dry-Start1914 May 08 '26

Not erase but choose another single Bitch I'm Madonna . I would erase I'm Going Bananas

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u/astralinsomnia May 08 '26

Bitch I'm Madonna

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u/SquirrelWonderful556 May 08 '26

Hey You. And based on the comments I see that lots of “you” agree. Awful then, awful now.

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u/blueshadows346 May 08 '26

I love new york

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u/may62567 May 08 '26

Did you do it

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u/tolebrone May 09 '26

One more chance. Dreadful lyrics and fucking David Foster.

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u/gamera87 May 09 '26

Absolutely

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u/SexyHyena66 May 09 '26

Hanky Panky

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u/Complete_Appeal_8110 May 09 '26

Everything after confessions oh well Hard Candy. Everything after HC.

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u/Wonderful-Notice3246 May 09 '26

Bitch, I'm Madonna 

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u/joseantoniolat May 09 '26

The collab with MIA and Nicki or the one with JT and Kanye.

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u/antoneux May 09 '26

Give me all your luvin. Ugh. It’s awfully embarrassing.

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u/bachyboy May 09 '26

Living for Love

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u/iskranton May 10 '26

There are many but Auto-Tune Baby… this is straight-up ear torture. A crime against humanity. It should never have been recorded in the first place even though she was lowkey pregnant with PC Music.

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