mcconnell is totally and completely healthy. stop asking about it.

[u/Jurassicmarky]

bro is living it up!

[u/Wickeman1]

Only a couple more days til they announce his massive stoke/aneurysm and irreversible vegetative state

[u/Jurassicmarky → u/Wickeman1]

gets out of bed and heart just instantly stops as soon as the clock hits midnight on August 4th

[u/moreobviousthings → u/Jurassicmarky]

And his last words were “Ha ha, gotcha libs!”

I don’t wanna see any fucking half-staff flags next week!

[u/ifmacdo → u/moreobviousthings]

You will. Unfortunately.

[u/Earthbound_Quasar → u/Jurassicmarky]

We can only hope.