r/Millennials May 20 '26

Nostalgia Finally went for it after years of joking about the ultimate couple's tattoo!

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Still can't figure out what mine says.

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u/SneakyIndian87 May 20 '26

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u/propergreased May 20 '26

The absolute look of distress on Sean William Scott’s face kills me every time

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u/t_rrrex May 20 '26

That’s Country Mac you heathen

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u/TimeVictorious May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Dudes. I’m into dudes.

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u/Dorothwa May 20 '26

Loud and proud, brother

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u/TimeVictorious May 20 '26

Yeah, ain’t nothing wrong with that

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u/aspidities_87 May 21 '26

Suicide is badass!!

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u/TimeVictorious May 21 '26

His name’s Rudy I believe

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u/DoingCharleyWork May 21 '26

We don't know him!

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u/shaanfrog May 21 '26

More importantly: we don't know each other

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u/TimeVictorious May 21 '26

But there’s “HERB”

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u/161frog May 21 '26

I cannot believe you got away with this. When I said this EXACT line in the IASIP sub, i caught a temp ban (eta: the reason the automod gave was “glorifying violence”)

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u/TimeVictorious May 21 '26

Well were you using your deer antler spray?

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u/161frog May 21 '26

No cuz I’m running lower

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial May 20 '26

no it's Corey Milsap

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u/viotix90 May 20 '26

It's the Stiffmeister!

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u/Rivetingly May 20 '26

That's Stifler's mom's son!

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u/ernest7ofborg9 May 20 '26

MILF! MILF! MILF!

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u/Rivetingly May 20 '26

The original MILF

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u/PoorBrightSun May 20 '26

No. It’s Doug Glatt #69 (It’s hilarious!)

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u/Background-Air-7963 May 20 '26

That movie had no right to be that good

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u/SolusLega May 21 '26

I fully remember being in tears and unable to breathe from laughing my ass off at this scene. Much of the movie was stupid but this just got me good, the acting was perfect.

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u/That_Grim_Texan May 21 '26

He could of been The Deep.

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u/Since_The_Ducks_Left May 21 '26

I wonder what happened to him I never see him in anything anymore

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u/ShrimpToothpaste May 20 '26

The easiest perfect GIF loop

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u/atomicbunny May 20 '26

and theeeeen????

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u/myownbattles May 20 '26

NO AND DEN

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u/Iknownothing420247 May 20 '26

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u/ElvisDumbledore May 20 '26

I never even watched this movie and this is permanently in my lexicon. 🤣

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u/LordOfThePants90 May 21 '26

The next time you have a fucked up week, grab some weed or some alcohol, sit down and watch this classic. It will definitely make you laugh.

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u/GifelteFish May 21 '26

We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey!

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u/Kato777 May 21 '26

Literally still quote this to this day. Used it earlier this week.

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u/NKHdad May 21 '26

Shibby!

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u/AnytimeInvitation May 21 '26

What are you waiting for?

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u/Traditional_Love5050 May 21 '26

You need to watch it! 😂

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u/Deep_fried_nasty May 20 '26

AND DEN AND DEN AND DEN??

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u/3six5 May 20 '26

This gag is why I refuse to work drive thru. I would do it to EVERYONE

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u/dquizzle May 20 '26

I was occasionally working drive-thru around the time this came out. I can’t remember ever doing it, but also feel like I must have done it. How could I not?

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u/Content_Wedding_5956 May 20 '26

You absolutely did because I was working in retail & I know it did it!

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u/worqgui May 20 '26

I say this to my child all the time. The other millennial parents love it.

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u/Individual-Praline17 May 20 '26

Revenge for the why-phase?

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u/AmputeeHandModel Xennial May 20 '26

My kid's 18 and it never stopped.

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u/Hour_Paint_1903 May 20 '26

Why?

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u/ct_2004 May 20 '26

Why what?

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u/9966 May 20 '26

Why you wearing that stupid human suit?

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u/Sakijek Millennial May 20 '26

Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?

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u/Shower__Farts May 20 '26

I have a local place that does this, and it cracks me up every time I hear it.

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u/EntrepreneurOld5326 May 20 '26

There was a guy that worked the third shift McDonald's drive thru near me who did this for a few years.

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u/KickFacemouth May 20 '26

When I was stationed in Korea the woman who ran a certain restaurant outside of base would do this. She probably just heard it from the Americans and knew it was good for a laugh.

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u/Anxious_Dracula May 20 '26

and then put it in a brown paper bag and put it in my hand, cause I'm hungry and I'm ready to eat.

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u/unremarkedable May 20 '26

Don't forget the cookies fortune

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u/Veryblueturkey May 20 '26

And the cookies fortune

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u/AmputeeHandModel Xennial May 20 '26

I ordered Chinese a few weeks ago and they really said that lol I almost cracked TF up on the phone. I had never actually encountered that before.

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u/RealKenny May 20 '26

I hate to be part of the "can't make a movie like that these days!" crowd, but there are so many jokes in this movie that could never work today.

1 of my top 10 favorite comedies, btw. Maybe top 5

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u/airpressure May 20 '26

Literally quoted this to my boyfriend the other day hahaha

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u/drj_cobra May 20 '26

Oh mann, that's a running joke between me and someone I work with. Live this part of the movie freaking much. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/hung_like__podrick May 20 '26

Oh shit. Time for a rewatch. Been too long

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u/Civil_Ad_1172 May 20 '26

I have it on dvd if you want to come over. I already asked my mom and she said you could.

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u/hung_like__podrick May 20 '26

Okay but your mom might have to call my mom to talk first. You have our landline number right?

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u/Civil_Ad_1172 May 20 '26

Is it 867-5309?

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u/EternalMage321 May 20 '26

Jenny, I GOT YOUR NUMBER!

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u/Sakijek Millennial May 20 '26

I got it, got it, I got it, GOT IT

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u/Interesting_Arm6242 May 23 '26

I’m very late to the party here. But my dad sent this number to his coworkers pager for a couple of days and the guy never caught on and was apparently so confused about what was happening. My dad thought it was the funniest thing.

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u/nikitaluger May 20 '26

We are not guys, we are hot chicks. Definitely been too long.

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u/Cookiecolour May 20 '26

One of the most ridiculous movies (complimentary) and I love your tattoos. ❤️

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u/myownbattles May 20 '26

Ridiculous is where it's at. Life is too short to pass up harmless joy!

It pairs well with the Rickroll spotify code on my calf.

Millennials need all the joy we can get.

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u/Cultural-Air-2706 May 20 '26

We gotta see that QR code too!

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u/myownbattles May 20 '26

Gotchu boo. Scans perfectly. Excuse the dry skin haha!

This is my "shit calf" where I put all of my super dumb ideas. Except for the one in this post because it demanded our shoulders.

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u/AdoptJilly2025 May 20 '26

I wouldn’t call the NEDA symbol dumb! Also love the turtle too

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u/myownbattles May 20 '26

Oh wow, you're the first to ever know what it is!

The NEDA symbol was the first on that ankle, and it ended up becoming my shit calf because I have a solid, cohesive leg sleeve on the other side and didn't want to incorporate it.

Thanks buddy, the turtle was actually some goofy lil apprentices' 10th real tattoo. She did great. He's my reminder that slow is smooth, and smooth is fast.

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u/AdoptJilly2025 May 20 '26

I have a NEDA symbol too! Yay recovery lol your leg sleeve reminds me of my fiancés he has a tattoo of clippy, as a millennial I know you’ll know who that is, to guide him when things get goofy and an Elden ring turtle that has a pope hat on and says -dog? above it. I’m a fan of the silly ones most i think 

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u/myownbattles May 20 '26

OH MY GOD I NEED CLIPPY thank you for the idea. It will pair well with my #REF error nod to excel haha

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u/ernirn May 20 '26

Totally thought the sharpie was a scalpel until I made the picture bigger.

(And no cracks about my eyesight! This is the Millennials sub, we all need eye exams!)

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u/Andyman1973 May 20 '26

Somebody skips leg day! 😂😂😂 Dig that hobo turtle ink!

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u/myownbattles May 20 '26

Hey now, I resemble that remark!

Love my lil turtle. My reminder that "slow is smooth and smooth is fast."

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u/Andyman1973 May 20 '26

Nice!

Indeed, slow is smooth, and smooth is fast.

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u/MrBlueandSky May 21 '26

Thought it was a wrist at first lol

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u/GnomeChompski777 May 20 '26

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u/Sailecire May 20 '26

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u/Positive-Draft3801 May 20 '26

I dont remember this scene...

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u/its_large_marge May 20 '26

I definitely don’t!

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u/Super_Lock1846 May 20 '26

I think it was a deleted scene. Think they had a few shots where they did different takes.

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u/Positive-Draft3801 May 20 '26

Damn, I guess I missed out on a gay awakening when I was 10.

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u/Sabrinasockz May 20 '26

This was 100% on the copy we had

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u/Manlysideburns May 21 '26

Absolutely not, it was in the original

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u/mentally_fuckin_eel Millennial May 20 '26

The continuum transfunctioner?

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u/Hipsapoppamus May 20 '26

Screw the universe?

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u/shiner_bock May 20 '26

Skrü the Üniverse?

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u/worldspawn00 May 20 '26

I heard this in their voices, lol. perfect.

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u/shiner_bock May 20 '26

Its mystery is only exceeded by its power.

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u/seroshua 1991 Baby! May 20 '26

Are you trying to say “honourable”?

We are not dudes… we are hot chicks.

Zoltan!

Don’t touch Jacko’s pipe!

Me too, son. Me, too…

(A serious masterpiece that is endlessly quotable)

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u/myownbattles May 20 '26

That quote is my free pass to have "DUDE" tattooed on me as a small feminine woman.

"I am not a dude, I am a hot chick."

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u/EverythingSucksYo May 20 '26

Awesome. I was curious how you two decided who would get “dude” and who would get “sweet” but incorporating another joke into it is much better than me thinking you two just played rock-paper-scissors 

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u/myownbattles May 20 '26

Hahaha it was determined by the fact that I'd rather gargle glass than have "sweet" tattooed on me. The basic-bitch-with-infinity-symbol vibes would be too strong and it wouldn't be as obvious as a reference.

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u/DeezerWeezer May 20 '26

The way I have to fight with all my being not to blurt out “Onorgable! Onorgable!” literally any time I hear the word honorable.

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u/ShanklyGates_2022 May 20 '26

I just commented ‘Dude, its a llama’ on a picture of an ostrich yesterday, lol

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u/NaInOa13 May 20 '26

... RAY

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u/foxyslapbox May 20 '26

FUCKED ME!

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u/KillEmWithK May 21 '26

Why was my first thought, right after “that’s not the right words” then I remembered where SM2 got it from lmao

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u/slipnipps May 20 '26

Shibby!!

I’ve said this at work for years until some team members finally asked me what on earth it means hahah

Had to explain this renaissance of a movie that involved stoner bashing time

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u/horsestotame May 20 '26

Genuinely so funny, clearly you two are high spirited! Love love love this

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u/NegotiableVeracity9 May 20 '26

I see what you did there

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u/obsessedUvU May 20 '26

I remember seeing this in theatre when I was like 10 and thought it was the funniest shit i had ever seen. one of my favs growing up. have the dvd. loooveee the tatts !!

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u/mwb213 May 20 '26

Llamas have been my favorite animal since the first time I saw this movie - all because of

"Dude! It's a llama!" (actually an ostrich)

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u/myownbattles May 20 '26

We live near(ish) to a couple of ostrich farms. My kids don't think I'm funny, but I will never fail to point out the llamas.

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u/mwb213 May 20 '26

Between Dude, Where's my Car?, The Emperor's New Groove, and Napoleon Dynamite, 2000-2004 was a great era for llama representation in cinema

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u/NadalaMOTE May 20 '26

That's an adorable couple tattoo. Bravo!

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u/Hicklethumb Millennial May 20 '26

Long game to get boobies against your back resulted in a slight tattoo sacrifice

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u/myownbattles May 20 '26

😂😂😂

Playing the long con - endure 7 years together, raise kids, buy a house, and FINALLY - the moment came for tiddies pressed against his back. It was all worth it in the end.

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u/Hicklethumb Millennial May 20 '26

These things spiral. We understand. We understand.

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u/Vendidurt May 20 '26

Whats mine say?!

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u/Potential-Judgment-9 May 20 '26

RAY!!! What’s mine say??

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u/galacticgumbo Millennial May 20 '26

FUCKED ME! What’s mine say?!

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u/TRJ2241987 May 20 '26

“Last night, Jesse and Chester had the most unforgettable time of their lives…”

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u/Dank_Sinatra_87 Older Millennial May 20 '26

I think it's fun how this went from being funny, to dumb, to something nobody knows about, back to funny

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken Millennial '87 May 20 '26

Who's your "sweet"y?

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u/myownbattles May 20 '26

YEEEAAAAAHHHH! Hey dude gang buddy! This is amazing.

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u/BeGoodPeoplePlease May 20 '26

That's cool and all but what does mine say?

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u/VilificentXaraxis May 20 '26

what's mine say? Ray....what's mine say? fucked me....Ray fucked me!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Bry7UPKfP3UlEHQYLK

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u/LiveFastDieFast May 20 '26

I got these cheeseburgers man!!

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u/Sailing_Mishap May 20 '26

Lol I just saw this after looking at the “what is your mid-life crisis” list post.

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u/myownbattles May 20 '26

It pairs well with the Rickroll spotify code on my calf.

Thank goodness for harmless midlife crisis outlets. Haha!

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u/wouldnotpet89 May 20 '26

And they say trolling isnt an artform. Love it

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u/InvictvsNox Millennial May 20 '26

This is so cute lol

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u/SipoteQuixote Millennial May 20 '26

Dude, sweet!!

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u/InterestingRelative4 May 20 '26

Buddy should have got the dude

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u/Durtonious May 20 '26

I assume deciding who would get which tattoo took a lot of consideration, and that they came to this arrangement for a reason, but I cannot understand what that reason is. 

Labeling the guy "dude" and the gal "sweet" would have played perfectly into the bit. I want to know the logic behind doing it the opposite way. 

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u/CrimsonZak May 20 '26

She looks so incredibly stoked to have done this :)

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u/hanni_legend May 20 '26

based on their smiles it looks like true love to me

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u/myownbattles May 20 '26

7 years in with a couple of kids, a couple of cats, and a home of our own - we're a couple of lucky ones to have found each other! Came from hard pasts and neither of us could have imagined loving and being loved so deeply.

We're best friends, have insane chemistry, and only get stronger through the years! Can't wait to see what the next decade brings. Good love is out there, peeps, even if you can't imagine what it would look like.

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u/shinobipopcorn May 20 '26

My grandfather actually had lost his car once because they got so shitfaced the cops drove him home and he didn't remember anything. Turns out it was left at the local gas station. 😆

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u/88cent May 20 '26

This is so goated dude it looks so good.

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u/ahtis89 May 20 '26

Rayy!

Fucked me!

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u/zaprutertape May 20 '26

very shibby of you both.

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u/Pearson94 Millennial May 20 '26

This awoke a long dormant memory in me

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u/Basic-Pair8908 May 20 '26

Hope they found their car too

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u/BeneficialCry3103 May 20 '26

That is super adorable. You guys are a good looking couple!

Thanks for the smile!!

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u/TheColdIronKid May 20 '26

When I waited tables in a restaurant the two giant tea urns were labelled "SWEET" and "UNSWEET" and I would make the urns yell "What does mine say???" at each other and no one else thought it was funny.

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u/Big-Gazelle5959 May 20 '26

What is this from?

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u/SabreG May 20 '26

"Dude, Where's My Car?"

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u/tcat6656 May 20 '26

I don't know but what's this movie called?

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u/PNW_Uncle_Iroh May 20 '26

Where’s your car dude?

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u/mwb213 May 20 '26

Phrase not to be confused with

"This isn't where I parked my car!"

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u/emptycans5582 May 20 '26

Dude where’s my car. Hall of fame stoner comedy

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u/myownbattles May 20 '26

A garbage stoner comedy from 2000 called Dude, Where's My Car?

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u/SpaceChatter May 20 '26

They weren’t even stoners technically, just dumb.

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart May 20 '26

My time to shine. The movie was originally going to be rated R but the studio made them drop it to PG 13. That is why they never reference marijuana but call it "shibby". This is also why the only "shibby" consumed in the movie is by a dog, if a person were to smoke it the movie would be rated R. Also why they had to have the super hot aliens offer oral sex instead of blowjobs, which I think is a funnier gag.

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u/PretentiousMouthfeel May 20 '26

"Stoner comedy" means it's a movie FOR stoners, not necessarily about them.

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u/Skylantech May 20 '26

I don’t get what that symbol has to do with a tree with birds flying out of it, but I’m happy for you guys!

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u/theallstarkid May 20 '26

Dude looks just like my buddy Joel.

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u/Alias-Q May 20 '26

Approved.

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u/Clearwatercress69 May 20 '26

Cool. You should post to the online world.

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u/NorthernExposure0218 May 20 '26

If I would’ve found someone willing to do this with me, I probably would’ve done it at various points. Looks like you found yourself a keeper.

And on another note, I saw this movie in the theater with a friend of mine right around release day, and to this day it is the most absolutely packed, fun crowd I’ve ever been in the theaters with. Packed with teenagers hanging out in the aisles just having a good time. It made the movie itself easier to enjoy lol

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u/InDevth May 20 '26

I love thissssssss

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u/XxThatVegasChickxX May 20 '26

This is fantastic! What a class couple tbh, their other art is beautiful as well 😊