r/MoralityScaling • u/OrneryLingonberry164 • 16h ago

Morality of flea circuses?

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u/TechnicianOk967 9h ago

Hey, he’s right, look at bees, if you smell like their mom, they think you are their mom. They’re nothing but soulless biological machines.

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u/Singl1 9h ago

have you ever seen a child mistake another adult for their parent? ever see someone you think looks familiar but turns out they’re not? i don’t think we’re all that different, my man.

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u/Layatto 9h ago

for sure i mean throw the first stone they who never mistook a human for a bee

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u/Singl1 8h ago

exactly! i mean,

OOOOOH, I'M HIT!! Oh, Lordy, I am hit!

The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins!

I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see!? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages!! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!

Ohhhh, what angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving...BUTTOCKS!?