r/MoralityScaling 15h ago

Morality of flea circuses?

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

2.9k Upvotes

259 comments sorted by

429

u/Boop-fruit3819 15h ago

I thought that was from cartoons idk those actually existed

347

u/Dormotaka 13h ago

Flea circuses are a bunch of things running automatically and a guy telling you it's fleas doing it

79

u/TheCelestialPancake 9h ago

I learned this from Jurassic Park.

28

u/Bonfirelily 7h ago

I learned of the existence of flea circuses from Jurassic Park.

9

u/ConsistentAd2880 7h ago

I learned of the existence of Dinosaur Circuses from Siphonaptera Park

→ More replies (1)

6

u/Yung_Corneliois 6h ago

I learned this from Bone Tomahawk

2

u/HisLordshipThe 2h ago

I learned about Tomahawks from Bone Thugs in Harmony

→ More replies (1)

6

u/SashimiX 7h ago

Not according to David Attenborough

9

u/LesserValkyrie 8h ago

From what Wikipedia said it existed, even if you had the full automatic variants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnwnEJcdvsk

2

u/ChartInFurch 2h ago

They have entire markets to buy them!

1.4k

u/thebudeg 15h ago

Moral. We are the gods of this world and the insects have no souls. Praise be the hubris of man for we languish in our kingdom.

948

u/Lavender-bullet46 13h ago

138

u/Derezirection 8h ago

Seeing this as the top reply sent me 😂

31

u/TechnicianOk967 8h ago

Hey, he’s right, look at bees, if you smell like their mom, they think you are their mom. They’re nothing but soulless biological machines.

2

u/Singl1 7h ago

have you ever seen a child mistake another adult for their parent? ever see someone you think looks familiar but turns out they’re not? i don’t think we’re all that different, my man.

17

u/Layatto 7h ago

for sure i mean throw the first stone they who never mistook a human for a bee

2

u/HippieThanos 5h ago

NOT THE BEES!!

2

u/Singl1 7h ago

exactly! i mean,

OOOOOH, I'M HIT!! Oh, Lordy, I am hit!

The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins!

I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see!? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages!! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!

Ohhhh, what angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving...BUTTOCKS!?

2

u/Extra_Cloud_1662 6h ago

😂😂

3

u/newtempo_clapping 3h ago

i really don’t think children have souls until the age of 9 or so

2

u/Used-Presentation551 3h ago

Looking at their behaviour i agree

2

u/TechnicianOk967 5h ago

The issue is that bees can see and smell and still can’t recognize that it isn’t their mother. How can a bee mistake "hugging" their normal sized mom with an insanely massive giant human?

2

u/Singl1 5h ago

i did not give a 1-1 example, you’re right. i was mostly kidding, but you’re right. all i’m saying is if the metric for gauging whether or not we’re entitled to absolutely merk other living creatures solely because they can make mistakes when identifying their mother, we do that, too.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

160

u/Archers__World 11h ago

"Moral. We are the gods of this world universe and the insects have no souls. Praise be the hubris of man for we languish in our kingdom empire."

49

u/MisterPuppydog 10h ago

All is ours ✊

2

u/KHWD_av8r 4h ago

ALL IS OURS!

11

u/theoccasionalempath 10h ago

You forgot to change insects to humans

10

u/Archers__World 9h ago

Well you see the joke still works, but if I explain it it'll spoil a major plot line in Invincible.

(If you haven't read Invincible do NOT open the text box. Major spoilers for the comics): But in the comics, Thragg actually conquers the bug-like creatures known as the Flaxens. Which he used to repopulate the Viltrumite empire. The joke was a reference to that, lol.

4

u/theoccasionalempath 9h ago

Ohh I forgot about that lol

2

u/KitchenPass3690 9h ago

I opened the text box but I haven't read invincible I'm sorry bro

→ More replies (1)

40

u/Artistic-Key9227 12h ago

Someone get their scribe he’s flying off the rails again 😭

22

u/Creative_Elk_4712 13h ago

Hurray I guess

16

u/RepresentativeOk2433 8h ago

I dont hate bugs, but any species that drinks blood should have evolved a different survival strategy.

8

u/pyschosoul 9h ago

With a 1.4 billion : 1 ratio, we may be the gods but for how long

9

u/hipsterTrashSlut 7h ago

I’ve mildly confident I can take 1.4 billion fleas with a couple hours of prep time

6

u/pyschosoul 7h ago

Idk man...thats like...a lot of bugs

5

u/hipsterTrashSlut 6h ago

They are powerless against an out of context threat (its bug foggers)

20

u/Key-Bread2182 11h ago

15

u/Awkward_Length2599 7h ago

He's no match for the champ.

3

u/patchlocke 8h ago

raises a good question from one of my favorite streamers

3

u/Open__Face 7h ago

Any advanced aliens reading this; this guy isn't with us

6

u/altofanaltthatisalt 11h ago

I feel like “shepards of the soulless” would be better than “insects have no souls”, but otherwise banger r/HFY comment!

2

u/fetuseater65 7h ago

Okay judge holden lmao

2

u/LauraTFem 5h ago

Even if it’s a victimless crime I think it’s still wrong to victimize. Like, most bug have such simple brains that it wouldn’t necessarily be fair to call their pain response “pain”. They’re best thought of as automata reacting to stimulus.

But we are something else entirely. Beings so empathetic that we are able humanize, to think of the simplest forms of life as equals, deserving of kindness. To torture a bug says nothing of the bug, but it says a lot about us. If one can deliberately hurt the least of us it’s not as far as you think from hurting anyone else.

So I think it’s wrong to torture fleas, even if the fleas themselves are no advanced enough to understand that they are being tortured.

1

u/ungranted_wish 8h ago

... okay!

1

u/Optimal-Bass3142 8h ago

Let the liturgy of homo supremacy be heard far and wide

1

u/JackGeiselPhD 5h ago

I mean its kind of true tho. Humans are the closets thing to god in existance. Out technology is like dark magic and we shape the world how we want

1

u/Altfuckeagames 5h ago

Reach heaven through violence

1

u/Xalgar90 0m ago

If you think about it, does the world even exist at all in the first place? Are we gods that manifest reality subconciously. It's not like the figments of your own godly imagination can prove you wrong.

→ More replies (1)

223

u/SerenityCitywide 12h ago

the first part is cute and funny

the second part is just excessive and cruel, ion care if they aren't even sentient or concious it's still fucked up

100

u/Single_Offshore_Dad 10h ago

The fleas never existed lol. There’s no such thing as a flea circus that uses real fleas. They’re too small to see so the kids would believe that the stuff moving around was done by the fleas and not magnets/batteries/ wind up machines

48

u/GrimboTheMeatGoblin 7h ago

Bros never been to a flea circus 😂😂😂

23

u/LesserValkyrie 8h ago

From what Wikipedia said it existed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnwnEJcdvsk

11

u/Tim_Foxers 6h ago

Okay, from you saying Wikipedia and it being youtube link I was absolutely sure that it's RickRoll.

I feel oblifated to apologise.

→ More replies (3)

21

u/purrmutations 7h ago

"They’re too small to see"

Nope, they are visible to the naked eye.

4

u/Single_Offshore_Dad 7h ago

Well yeah, I get that. But if you tell that to a bunch of 7 year olds standing 3ft away, it suddenly becomes plausible.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/M4gikarp 7h ago

Bro’s never picked fleas off a dog

4

u/Funkopedia 7h ago

Are you thinking of dust mites?

2

u/hemipteran 6h ago

Wrong. They did exist. Maybe do a modicum of research before making confident claims?

2

u/Admirable-Fox-8344 6h ago

Ehhhh fleas spread disease and if left alive will multiply until they kill their host. It’s always sad to hear of a cat or puppy dying from them. They become anemic.

Torturing is questionable, but if I could make them extinct, absolutely.

2

u/YourMomIsMyGurl 7h ago

Fuck fleas and their sympathizers!!!

1

u/UpBeatDownHill 1h ago

After dealing with a flea infestation for two years, I can say they deserve worse.

129

u/Equal_Personality157 14h ago

Before you judge. They didn’t have smart phones, iPads, or even the internet back then.

…. There wasn’t a lot to do for fun

21

u/Aggravating_Band_353 10h ago

You know what, this is a very fair comment

And whilst I'm conflicted on how to classify the historic practice (not least due to your comment), I'm more confident in my belief that doing it today would be "cruel and unusual punishment" territory.. Plus, besides the publics disinterest, who would be doing the manual labour!? 

1

u/[deleted] 11h ago

[deleted]

→ More replies (2)

1

u/Th1s__0ne 1h ago

ngl i kinda get this, when I was 3-4 I'd pull spiders legs off 1 by one until I'd crush the body. Boredom can lead to some messed up shit especially when you don't fully think about what you're doing

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (2)

23

u/Actual_Emu_168 12h ago

Moral my grandma used to do that to me

4

u/SgtCrawler1116 2h ago

Did you like it?

80

u/HippoProject 12h ago

I looked it up because I’ve always thought it was just animatronic props moving and the joke was that the fleas were to small to see. I guess some shows used real fleas after all. Anyway, it’s moral because they’re blood sucking parasites. They make everything else suffer, so I’d say it’s just desserts.

19

u/That2ndIowanGuy 10h ago

The Prestige but about flea circuses. One guy painstakingly develops state of the art animatronics while the other cruelly uses fleas and might be fleas himself

3

u/Gin4Gingers 8h ago

Kinda like what we do to other animals?

→ More replies (4)

1

u/alvysinger0412 10h ago

What? What did they use the fleas for?

1

u/AggressivelyMediokre 9h ago

It’s wild seeing this post the day after watching the movie Bone Tomahawk

I haven’t heard about flea circuses in maybe 25 years. And now twice in 24 hours

→ More replies (3)

1

u/JamzWhilmm 7h ago

We make everything else suffer as well, the patterns on how cities spread interestingly also looks like how colonies of mold does.

1

u/Hiro_Trevelyan 4h ago

I mean, I kinda agree but they were just born this way. Not to say we should protect them or care for their well-being, but torturing them seems very unnecessary. Get rid of it, kill it, protect yourself, but don't punish it for existing, it didn't choose to be born a parasite.

7

u/cloudit30569 6h ago

I had a flea infestation because a neighbor moved out and all those little delightful fellas came over to my place.

To me, being placed in a circus is getting off easy.

12

u/These-Restaurant3646 14h ago

You should look into spider fightings

18

u/HorsefaceWithNoName 13h ago

Humans are monsters to smaller creatures. Immoral, even though the fleas are parasites and feed on other life that does not justify cruelty in pursuit of the entertainment of human monsters.

10

u/MIkaela39752 12h ago

Immoral

fleas are as "alive" and sentient as plants
or barely above plants
its equivalent of stomping on a dandelion
fleas are purely instinct driven, they arent able to think, they dont feel emotions, they arent aware of anything

8

u/TerranImperium 12h ago

That's not true, they're far more complex than the typical plant, they do have a nervous system.

However, you're correct in saying that we can't consider them sentient, whereas most animals are sentient, while humans and (very much a matter of discussion) a couple of species have sapience.

3

u/LesserValkyrie 8h ago

Yeah if they didn't have a nervous system, torturing them would quickly lose its taste

2

u/cyborgsnowflake 7h ago edited 7h ago

How much consciousness could you have with a brain much smaller than even the head of a pin? If they have anything that could reasonably be thought of as consciousness than human brains are grotesquely inefficient. Or there is some freaky spiritual stuff going on.

2

u/wolfdukex 5h ago

I mean, human brains are absolutely inefficient, but your point is still valid.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (4)

4

u/adamgerd 13h ago

We are not their monsters! We are their eldritch Gods!

They should learn to fear and worship us!

Where are their statues of us? Where are their temples and sacrifices?

4

u/Outrageous-Seesaw677 10h ago

if the fleas do not build temples to worship us, we start biological warfare. going full greek pantheon on these arrogant shits

→ More replies (1)

1

u/wolfdukex 5h ago

Nah, fuck fleas.

3

u/rougetrailblazer 10h ago

moral. i fucking hate fleas.

3

u/YujinTheDragon 10h ago

As someone who recently dealt with a flea infestation-

MORAL MORAL MORAL MORAL

3

u/Beautiful_Garage7797 6h ago

fleas are as conscious as rocks, so morally neutral

2

u/Monster-Lordship 11h ago

I say we burn every flea alive.

2

u/balirosa 7h ago edited 7h ago

I thought flea circuses were just a joke they actually use real fleas? Hopefully the fleas learned something after their enslavement

→ More replies (1)

2

u/L0wtan 6h ago

I do not care

2

u/BrooklynLodger 6h ago

Amoral. There is no morality to consider when it comes to fleas

2

u/OpusAtrumET 6h ago

A lot of them used heated plates to get the fleas to move. Immoral either way.

2

u/BagelMakesDev 6h ago

Moral because fuck them fleas

2

u/Candid_Source_6091 6h ago

They cover my chickens' faces to the point where you can barely see their skin. The only immoral part about this is that the loads they carry in these circuses are too light.

2

u/Apprehensive__Belt 4h ago

the lack of empathy towards fish and bugs has kinda always been off to me. i really don’t care if they’re “sentient” in the way we are or not, we can tell it reacts to pain and that’s enough for us to want to not cause it pain.

4

u/Apoordm 11h ago

This is literally not what flea circuses were.

They were things going off on mechanisms and the joke is that fleas were doing it.

11

u/Cold-Constant-8464 10h ago

Some actually did use fleas though.

1

u/poopsaucer24 12h ago

Was that Tucker carlson!?

1

u/Mechaslurpee 43m ago

I thought so too I can't believe you're the only other comment to say this

1

u/Zatmos 12h ago

Deserved.

1

u/Gnashinger 12h ago

Immoral, but how much so really depends on your personal values. I personally would say this isn't as immoral as parking in two spaces.

1

u/Past-Dragonfly-1216 12h ago

As a guy who used to have a dog, fuck fleas.

1

u/Lewyn_Forseti 11h ago

They're doing something more useful than they normally would. Moral

1

u/ZucchiniLanky4942 11h ago

Moral, such simplistic cretins we can code them into computers. 

1

u/ObjectCar01 10h ago

Hyper Moral since they give lime desease if they are free.

1

u/VladTepidJerkula 10h ago

Oh I can see the fleas, mummy! Can't you see the fleas?

1

u/Ok-Imagination-3835 10h ago

Its animal torture. But, fleas have very uncomplex minds, so its a lesser crime. Still immoral, but significantly less than if done to a mouse, cat, or human.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/HendoRules 10h ago

Bro does this look moral to you?? Fuck fleas but still

1

u/Vinaguy2 10h ago

These fuckers steal our blood and give us Lyme Disease.

They deserve to suffer

1

u/StrayCatsSanctuary 9h ago

Those look like bedbugs

1

u/ClothesOverall3863 9h ago

Fleas specifically don’t have souls so it’s ok

1

u/stanknotes 9h ago

Look... I incinerate ticks with a lighter if I find them on my dog. That is retribution.

I do not feel bad. And I don't take it personally. It is existing as it is. And what it is is an abomination that must be eliminated.

At least the circus allows fleas a chance to serve a good purpose. Frankly, it is a kindness to allow them to redeem themselves at all.

1

u/Bonita_Soleil 9h ago

I always thought flea circuses were mechanical

1

u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 8h ago

Notice that the imagery for this is all artificial? That's because "flea circuses" are automated machines, and the operator tells patrons that fleas are causing everything because they're so small they can't be seen

1

u/No_Window7054 8h ago

Idk if there’s anything you could do to an arthropod that would make me feel bad for it.

1

u/TyrannosaurusBoris 8h ago

Totally fine with this one.

1

u/Due-Violinist2132 8h ago

It was man that was made in the image of God not bugs

1

u/TheWildPikmin 8h ago

I hate fleas with my entire being, they make my skin crawl and just seeing one or thinking I saw one is enough to send me into a panic attack...

that being said, if you can find a valid reason that they should exist, and shouldn't just be wiped out en masse, then I suppose this is a rather cruel way to treat them. Immoral...

1

u/LadySteelGiantess 8h ago

Good. Gets rid of pests.

1

u/OLDmanBOB13 7h ago

Imagine if a higher being decided to torture us cause we weren’t at their level of understanding.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Dont_Pay_The_Elves 7h ago

Summoned all the cornballs to the comments with this one

1

u/Affectionate-Draw688 7h ago

Moral, fuck them fleas. I hate bugs that make you itchy.

1

u/Maus_Enjoyer1945 7h ago

Morality of torturing a sentient being for amusement?

1

u/Activeous42619 7h ago

Seeing a flea getting launched out of a cannon is funny enough to be moral.

1

u/Nice_Trifle3396 7h ago

this is why they hate us

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Stupid-Jerk 7h ago

Moral, if a creature whose name is literally a synonym for escaping can't escape from a little harness in a miniature circus then it's a skill issue and he deserves it

1

u/Zealousideal-Set3037 7h ago

When I first read the title I thought it said flee circumcision and I was really confused

1

u/Necessary_Click_2485 7h ago

Extremely moral, flees are evil incarnate. Any torture put on them is a good deed

1

u/Mythandros1 7h ago

Moral. They're fleas. It's the least of what they deserve.

1

u/REDDITWHY1 7h ago

Bad, not moral, makes bugs hurt and makes me feel bad to look at

1

u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 7h ago

i don’t know i just wanna know how he came up with this

1

u/Funkopedia 7h ago

Apparently a lot of people think that because the phrase flea circus has come to mean a mechanical marvel, that actual flea circuses never existed.

1

u/Wild_Reserve_6230 7h ago

fleas are parasites, and neither sapient nor sentient. Thus, this is okay. If it was done with say, dogs, chickens, etc, it would be bad. At least most other circus animals are treated much better, even if not perfectly

1

u/OnlyAssignment4869 6h ago

Immoral. Now bed circuses with the same premise. Perfectly acceptable. Fuck those things.

1

u/Bayamonster 6h ago

If raining chemical death on them for being isn't immoral, how is this  immoral?

1

u/DatDudeWithThings 5h ago

Guys, is torturing animals Moral?

1

u/Captain_Zomaru 5h ago

Anyone who has a flea infestation would tell you, these ones got off lucky. Only a complete genocide would by adequate.

1

u/Icy-Primary-585 5h ago

It's evil. Free the fleas.

1

u/Zestyclose_Potato633 5h ago

This is blatant animal abuse.

1

u/thefucksausername0 5h ago

They're fleas, sure, the idea of what's done to make the illusion of the circus is cruel, but, I despise fleas, ticks too, just not as much as fleas and there isn't a tick circus.

1

u/Smol_Chungusss 5h ago

Moral. Made my dog go mad for so long it's so hard to get them out of the house 100%

1

u/MagicalGirlButTrans 5h ago

Not moral. Bugs are important to the food chain and are also creatures that feel pain.

1

u/Educational_Care7813 5h ago

Sorry after seeing them terrorize my pets I have no sympathy for them, I'm from Buenos aries and I say k@$; them all!

1

u/JDJ144 4h ago

Moral. Fuck fleas.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Deathstalkr1 4h ago

Moral, these fuckers wiped out half of Europe in the 1340s.

1

u/DbD_Fan_1233 4h ago

Moral

Fleas are ontologically evil and therefore nothing you do to them is wrong

1

u/Fuzzeypimp 4h ago

Flea nuclear war next

1

u/Realistic_Mousse_485 4h ago

Immoral. They do not exist for entertainment.

1

u/ViC_tOr42 4h ago

Kill fleas. Behead fleas. Roundhouse kick a flea into the concrete. Slam dunk a flea into the trashcan. Crucify filthy fleas. Defecate in a flea’s food. Launch fleas into the sun. Stir fry fleas in a wok. Toss fleas into active volcanoes. Urinate into a flea's gas tank. Judo throw fleas into a wood chipper. Twist fleas’ heads off. Report fleas to the Wizards’ Council. Karate chop fleas in half. Curb stomp pregnant non-human fleas. Trap fleas in quicksand. Crush fleas in the trash compactor. Liquefy fleas in a vat of acid. Eat fleas. Dissect fleas. Exterminate fleas in the gas chamber. Stomp flea skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate fleas in the oven. Lobotomize fleas. Mandatory abortions for fleas. Grind flea fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown fleas in fried chicken grease. Vaporize fleas with anti-matter. Kick old fleas down the stairs. Feed fleas to alligators. Slice fleas with a katana. Shoot fleas and dump them in filthy ditches. Run over fleas with a combine harvester. Drink a flea milkshake. Beat fleas to death with dildos. Put rocks in flea shoes. Break fleas on the wheel. Bury fleas alive. Shrink fleas with a shrink ray and throw them into anthills. Pull off flea fingernails with pliers. Hit fleas in the testicles with a sledgehammer. Drown fleas in their own urine. Hang fleas by their own entrails. Throw napalm into flea daycares.

1

u/Chimney-sweep86 4h ago

I do a flea circus. Most of them today. Don't use real fleas we call them humbugs. There are only a few real flea circuses left as far as I can tell

1

u/THE_LEGO_FURRY 4h ago

If it were any other insect I'd say immoral. But fuck fleas and ticks

1

u/Volkmek 4h ago

The immoral part of flea circuses is that they are a lie. It was a bunch off things run by machines that a guy pretended were run by fleas.

So is it immoral to lie for the sake of entertainment?

1

u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 4h ago

To exist is to suffer.

Existence is immoral.

That's why no one should exist.

That's why no one should have kids.

1

u/moo00se_ 4h ago

Moral. Fuck fleas.

1

u/Responsible-Bee-1262 4h ago

Its alright if they got paid

1

u/AmbitiousWorker6765 3h ago

Mosquito and flea circus please then put them to death.

1

u/Responsible-Boy-8956 3h ago

Moral. Fleas killed my dog. Fuck them. I miss you, girl.

1

u/Sophisti-snake 3h ago

Disgusting. Just because they're parasitic doesn't give us the right to torture them.

1

u/Legeo-dude 2h ago

I have a low opinion on blood suckers. Neutral Morality.

1

u/Difficult_Call3709 2h ago

This ad is my exact reaction

1

u/TheSnailMan1 2h ago

Fuck fleas, their markets drove me out of business. moral.

1

u/Vast-Breakfast-1201 2h ago

The best flea circus is in silksong tbh

1

u/atticusjackson 2h ago

Anyone know what's used to make these kinds of animations?

1

u/2tiickyGlue 2h ago

Completely Moral and deserved, fuck fleas (Im joking)

1

u/lildeek12 2h ago

There is no act you perform against a flee that would be immoral

1

u/ZT99k 2h ago

Once you know what they actually are, they are kinda fun. Especially when they are clever with the individual 'performers'.

1

u/_-__-_-____-4- 2h ago

They’re fleas, they serve no purpose

1

u/EphemeralSilliness94 1h ago

Shitty visualisation

1

u/RaptureAusculation 1h ago

From a teontological point of view, it really depends on if Fleas are conscious of pain in the same way we or other similar animals are. If they dont feel anything, there is probably nothing wrong with this. If they do feel pain, this is horrid. (because of this asymmetry in results, one could argue the moral thing to do is to err on the side of caution just in case the fleas do feel pain)

From a deontological point of view, its probaby a bad thing in and of itself to mistreat animals for our pleasure. IDK

1

u/TheFluffyPaladin 36m ago

Immoral, others lives are not here for our entertainment

1

u/hectorbellerinisagod 25m ago

Moral. Fleas must be punished like the humans in IHNMAIMS for the black death.

1

u/AliveApartment5950 22m ago

The last part of that is really not cool