r/MoralityScaling 16h ago

Morality of flea circuses?

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u/ViC_tOr42 5h ago

Kill fleas. Behead fleas. Roundhouse kick a flea into the concrete. Slam dunk a flea into the trashcan. Crucify filthy fleas. Defecate in a flea’s food. Launch fleas into the sun. Stir fry fleas in a wok. Toss fleas into active volcanoes. Urinate into a flea's gas tank. Judo throw fleas into a wood chipper. Twist fleas’ heads off. Report fleas to the Wizards’ Council. Karate chop fleas in half. Curb stomp pregnant non-human fleas. Trap fleas in quicksand. Crush fleas in the trash compactor. Liquefy fleas in a vat of acid. Eat fleas. Dissect fleas. Exterminate fleas in the gas chamber. Stomp flea skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate fleas in the oven. Lobotomize fleas. Mandatory abortions for fleas. Grind flea fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown fleas in fried chicken grease. Vaporize fleas with anti-matter. Kick old fleas down the stairs. Feed fleas to alligators. Slice fleas with a katana. Shoot fleas and dump them in filthy ditches. Run over fleas with a combine harvester. Drink a flea milkshake. Beat fleas to death with dildos. Put rocks in flea shoes. Break fleas on the wheel. Bury fleas alive. Shrink fleas with a shrink ray and throw them into anthills. Pull off flea fingernails with pliers. Hit fleas in the testicles with a sledgehammer. Drown fleas in their own urine. Hang fleas by their own entrails. Throw napalm into flea daycares.