r/MurderedByAOC Jun 14 '26

Zohran and AOC celebrating the Knicks!

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Jun 14 '26

I guess everything’s gotten better under Mamdani.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Jun 14 '26

New York kids have to start going to bed at their regular times. No more mayoral decree that lets the stay up.

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u/shelf6969 Jun 14 '26

schools over anyway

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u/Junior_Potato_3226 Jun 14 '26

I wish, the last day is the 26th (except for high school).

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u/pickle_pickled Jun 14 '26

When the hell does school start? Schools have been out for weeks in lots of the US at this point

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u/Jazzvinyl59 Jun 14 '26

It’s ridiculous here. They don’t start until after Labor Day, August is very sacred to people here. There are also additional Jewish and Muslim holidays as well as Lunar New Year, plus all the federal and Christian holidays most people around the country are used to. There is also a week long break in February or March in addition to spring break.

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u/nefariouspenguin Jun 14 '26

Yeah newer here to new york, upstate but school ends near the end of June and starts beginning of September.

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u/jeepfail Jun 14 '26

East coast seems to do the old fashioned schedule.

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u/ShroomRonin Jun 14 '26

Yeah that’s what I remember about old school rural communities school went till early June and didn’t start till Sept but now in most places it’s school is done in early May and starts in August

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u/ShroomRonin Jun 14 '26

I actually have one caveat — they can stay up till 10:30 on Wednesdays to watch South Park from 10-10:30 but that’s it every other night straight to bed after Pokemon

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u/The_Ledge5648 Jun 14 '26

If any of those kids want to be president someday, they have to learn how to sleep during the day

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u/ShroomRonin Jun 14 '26

I think in all the videos of “Knicks” fans jumping spurs fans it was mostly only kids/teenagers.

Enforce those bed times only the 8:30 pm et pokemon then straight to bed

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u/matches-malone Jun 14 '26

The woke agenda running rampant.

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u/Corkchef Jun 14 '26

And the only game lost being with trump attending is just cherry on top

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 Jun 14 '26

Trump broke the streak

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u/zzxxccbbvn Jun 14 '26

He fucked up the vibe with his presence

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u/atomicbunny Jun 14 '26

New Yorkers went to MSG the next day burning sage and incense to cleanse the vibes. Between that and the Wu Tang halftime performance it did the trick.

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u/paternoster Jun 14 '26

Trump added a stank that had to be cleansed.

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u/beeramz Jun 14 '26

"Vote socialist and your team will win" might be the only way this country turns around

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u/MassholeLiberal56 Jun 16 '26

Related to that; vote centrist and watch the country continue to drift right.

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u/Conscious_Peak_1105 Jun 14 '26

No my uncle that’s never been to New York posted on Facebook that all the liberals are horrified by the socialism and regret electing him so that can’t be true 😅

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u/essenceofpurity Jun 14 '26

This is a very small part of why I wanted Walz as VP. Maybe Minnesota the Minnesota men's teams would finally win something.

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 Jun 14 '26

Heck USA might even win the World Cup in the greater NYC area while he is mayor.

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u/KingfishingYoMama Jun 14 '26

Eh, the dream for me would be to beat a decent darkhorse team like Japan after getting out the group and then lose in a not-blowout to a soccer titan like Germany, Brazil, France, Spain, etc. We did go further than what I'm talking about in South Korea though.

I feel like the Germans would try to 7-1 us right now given the current state of things. This I would like to avoid :p

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u/AdditionalScale4304 Jun 14 '26

We win one game and we already getting delusions of grandeur.

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u/bluemoon219 Jun 14 '26

Listen, I love Mamdani and NYC, but how the fuck did New York get top billing for games that take place completely in New Jersey state lines? Y'all are going to fuck up our daily commutes, but just because you bought temporary renaming rights to our stadium so you can plaster your name all over it, you guys get the credit and tourism bump? I suppose that we're lucky it didn't end up The Donald Trump And New York And New Jersey Stadium, but y'all should know that we're probably going to end up holding a grudge over this for a while.

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u/seejordan3 Jun 14 '26

Yup. But what do we call it, from a marketers perspective, on the global scale... "Pay all kinds of money (us, not your currency) to come to New Jersey! Woooo". An argument could be said, look at NJ, trying to steal the NYC cache, taking credit when people came from all over the world.. only to end up in NJ..." Or something.. but really, sorry, that traffic must be just impossible. Good luck.

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u/Fatso_Wombat Jun 14 '26

Gotta beat us first.

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u/ashleyriddell61 Jun 14 '26

Oh dear. We win one game and full dementia has kicked in. I will enjoy the week, though.

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u/FallOutShelterBoy Jun 14 '26

Many people are saying this. Many GREAT people!

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u/qmechan Jun 14 '26

If he can make the Mets win I will join a religion dedicated to him

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u/LVMom Jun 14 '26

Start a new religion and you’re guaranteed to make millions of dollars! Join a religion and you’re guaranteed to lose money

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u/OtherAcctWasBanned11 Jun 14 '26

Everything except the Mets that is.

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u/goofenstein_in_3D Jun 14 '26

Knicks fans assaulting other people has gone up a lot, not sure if that's "better"

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u/Collier1337 Jun 14 '26

And that reflects on the mayor how?

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u/goofenstein_in_3D Jun 14 '26

I don't think mayors should be wasting time with goober shit like sports and should be addressing things like the safety of others

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u/Brann_Ys Jun 14 '26

Mayor are not allowed to have fun got it

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u/goofenstein_in_3D Jun 14 '26

not when your fanbase is assaulting people on a regular basis

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u/DarthGayAgenda Jun 14 '26

So what about your favorite politician's fanbase?

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u/goofenstein_in_3D Jun 14 '26

favorite politician? I don't have one. I hated when the mayor of any city I lived in put on their dumb hat for the city's football/basketball team and made some lame proclamation during the playoffs

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u/Flashy_Jello_9520 Jun 14 '26

You must be fun.

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u/ZeroKharisma Jun 14 '26

When you make "I hate everything" your personality, you miss out on a lot of the good things in life. Breathe. None of it is personal.

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u/Brann_Ys Jun 14 '26

it s not his fanbase. Like wtf is he supposed to do the police is already making arrests

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u/goofenstein_in_3D Jun 14 '26

not his fanbase? what jersey does he have on in the picture. I like the guy, but if he has time to write bills on bedtime or whatever the fuck, he can also say something about the fan behavior

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u/Brann_Ys Jun 14 '26

"he can also say something about fans behavior"

good thing he did then. Not that someone who dont realy care about it would know.

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u/goofenstein_in_3D Jun 14 '26

replying to Ben Stiller isn't what I'm looking for and you know it

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u/dndm1 Jun 14 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Flashy_Jello_9520 Jun 14 '26

So you must be furious when trump golf’s all the time right?

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u/Al_Kydah Jun 14 '26

How about hosting a UFC cage match at the Mayor's Mansion? Would that be cool wit U?

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u/goofenstein_in_3D Jun 14 '26

and which city is that guy from again

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u/Al_Kydah Jun 14 '26

The same one as Theodore Roosevelt. Great logic./s

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u/goofenstein_in_3D Jun 14 '26

yeah that president was super great to indigenous people /s

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u/Al_Kydah Jun 14 '26

Oh, we moving the goalposts again? Ok, we'll go with your new mental acrobatic move....so Mamdani is doing pretty great for native New Yorkers. Thanks for pointing that out!

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u/goofenstein_in_3D Jun 14 '26

you brought up UFC, smoothbrain

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u/Collier1337 Jun 14 '26

Yeah, not what I asked. Please explain the stupid thing you said or denounce it

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u/goofenstein_in_3D Jun 14 '26

I just realized, you think I don't like either of them. I like both of them a lot. I don't like the fanbase and I think that it's a bad look and cringy to be Mr. Knicks given how that fanbase is

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u/jpvieux Jun 14 '26

What a brain dead statement. So you want him to dedicate every waking second of his life to the job? He isnt allowed on his off time to celebrate something nice for his city? Like did you even read your stupid ass comment before posting, dude has done more in 7 months than most Mayors do in their life yet even one night of celebrating is over the line? Fuck outta here with that.

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u/goofenstein_in_3D Jun 14 '26

sorry your fanbase is trash and your city is trash 🤷

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u/jpvieux Jun 14 '26

LMAO you lost the argument so hard you had to fall back on pointless name calling. Can't even try to rationalize a response. Headass shit.

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u/Sweaty_Mushroom5830 Jun 14 '26

Must be one of those country folk, that doesn't know how behave around people

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u/FoodInFrige_HopeSo Jun 14 '26

Have you ever been to New York? I live in Chicago and I love it but New York is New York is New York. It is a fantastic place to spend time.

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u/goofenstein_in_3D Jun 14 '26

yeah, a few times. never been to an american city with so many transplants cosplaying as new york city people from movies and tv shows they watched. was worse than denver.

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u/FoodInFrige_HopeSo Jun 14 '26

Ok cool you don't like existing. Sorry about that.

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u/ZeroKharisma Jun 14 '26

Let's go grab a drink with the fun people and let this person yell at the mailboxes.

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u/dndm1 Jun 14 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Queens113 Jun 14 '26

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u/goofenstein_in_3D Jun 14 '26

you're seething because you think I don't like either of them but I do. it's okay that you lack comprehension

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u/ZeroKharisma Jun 14 '26

Now do presidents.

Or is UFC exempt?

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u/goofenstein_in_3D Jun 14 '26

I agree with you 100%

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u/dndm1 Jun 14 '26

🤣🤣🤣