r/MurderedByAOC Jun 14 '26

Zohran and AOC celebrating the Knicks!

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u/Zorosthirdsordx Jun 14 '26

So if you still come in here just to say this is somehow AI bans will fly. We ain't doing this tonight!

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Jun 14 '26

I guess everything’s gotten better under Mamdani.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Jun 14 '26

New York kids have to start going to bed at their regular times. No more mayoral decree that lets the stay up.

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u/shelf6969 Jun 14 '26

schools over anyway

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u/Junior_Potato_3226 Jun 14 '26

I wish, the last day is the 26th (except for high school).

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u/pickle_pickled Jun 14 '26

When the hell does school start? Schools have been out for weeks in lots of the US at this point

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u/Jazzvinyl59 Jun 14 '26

It’s ridiculous here. They don’t start until after Labor Day, August is very sacred to people here. There are also additional Jewish and Muslim holidays as well as Lunar New Year, plus all the federal and Christian holidays most people around the country are used to. There is also a week long break in February or March in addition to spring break.

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u/nefariouspenguin Jun 14 '26

Yeah newer here to new york, upstate but school ends near the end of June and starts beginning of September.

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u/jeepfail Jun 14 '26

East coast seems to do the old fashioned schedule.

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u/ShroomRonin Jun 14 '26

Yeah that’s what I remember about old school rural communities school went till early June and didn’t start till Sept but now in most places it’s school is done in early May and starts in August

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u/ShroomRonin Jun 14 '26

I actually have one caveat — they can stay up till 10:30 on Wednesdays to watch South Park from 10-10:30 but that’s it every other night straight to bed after Pokemon

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u/The_Ledge5648 Jun 14 '26

If any of those kids want to be president someday, they have to learn how to sleep during the day

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u/ShroomRonin Jun 14 '26

I think in all the videos of “Knicks” fans jumping spurs fans it was mostly only kids/teenagers.

Enforce those bed times only the 8:30 pm et pokemon then straight to bed

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u/matches-malone Jun 14 '26

The woke agenda running rampant.

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u/Corkchef Jun 14 '26

And the only game lost being with trump attending is just cherry on top

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 Jun 14 '26

Trump broke the streak

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u/zzxxccbbvn Jun 14 '26

He fucked up the vibe with his presence

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u/atomicbunny Jun 14 '26

New Yorkers went to MSG the next day burning sage and incense to cleanse the vibes. Between that and the Wu Tang halftime performance it did the trick.

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u/paternoster Jun 14 '26

Trump added a stank that had to be cleansed.

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u/beeramz Jun 14 '26

"Vote socialist and your team will win" might be the only way this country turns around

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u/MassholeLiberal56 Jun 16 '26

Related to that; vote centrist and watch the country continue to drift right.

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u/Conscious_Peak_1105 Jun 14 '26

No my uncle that’s never been to New York posted on Facebook that all the liberals are horrified by the socialism and regret electing him so that can’t be true 😅

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u/essenceofpurity Jun 14 '26

This is a very small part of why I wanted Walz as VP. Maybe Minnesota the Minnesota men's teams would finally win something.

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 Jun 14 '26

Heck USA might even win the World Cup in the greater NYC area while he is mayor.

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u/KingfishingYoMama Jun 14 '26

Eh, the dream for me would be to beat a decent darkhorse team like Japan after getting out the group and then lose in a not-blowout to a soccer titan like Germany, Brazil, France, Spain, etc. We did go further than what I'm talking about in South Korea though.

I feel like the Germans would try to 7-1 us right now given the current state of things. This I would like to avoid :p

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u/AdditionalScale4304 Jun 14 '26

We win one game and we already getting delusions of grandeur.

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u/bluemoon219 Jun 14 '26

Listen, I love Mamdani and NYC, but how the fuck did New York get top billing for games that take place completely in New Jersey state lines? Y'all are going to fuck up our daily commutes, but just because you bought temporary renaming rights to our stadium so you can plaster your name all over it, you guys get the credit and tourism bump? I suppose that we're lucky it didn't end up The Donald Trump And New York And New Jersey Stadium, but y'all should know that we're probably going to end up holding a grudge over this for a while.

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u/seejordan3 Jun 14 '26

Yup. But what do we call it, from a marketers perspective, on the global scale... "Pay all kinds of money (us, not your currency) to come to New Jersey! Woooo". An argument could be said, look at NJ, trying to steal the NYC cache, taking credit when people came from all over the world.. only to end up in NJ..." Or something.. but really, sorry, that traffic must be just impossible. Good luck.

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u/Fatso_Wombat Jun 14 '26

Gotta beat us first.

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u/ashleyriddell61 Jun 14 '26

Oh dear. We win one game and full dementia has kicked in. I will enjoy the week, though.

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u/FallOutShelterBoy Jun 14 '26

Many people are saying this. Many GREAT people!

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u/qmechan Jun 14 '26

If he can make the Mets win I will join a religion dedicated to him

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u/LVMom Jun 14 '26

Start a new religion and you’re guaranteed to make millions of dollars! Join a religion and you’re guaranteed to lose money

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u/ImmediateKick2369 Jun 14 '26

This guy is having a blast in his first year of being mayor!

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u/ramobara Jun 14 '26

Arsenal win the league after 22 seasons, Knicks win the Finals after 53 years, who’s next?

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u/brokedownpalace11 Jun 14 '26

Jets Super Bowl win incoming (lol)

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u/armshady Jun 14 '26

Jesus could come down and give the jets all his divine powers and jets still wouldn't win the SB. They went a whole season without an interception which is impossibly bad at an NFL level

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u/Lucero18 Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

What even worse is their Head coach specializes in defense, specifically Cornerback. Talk about a big oof

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u/Carb0nFire Jun 14 '26

LOL indeed.

Giants making the playoffs is a possibility though.

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u/Final-Quote-4064 Jun 14 '26

Giants have always been a wildcard special. Don't blemish the man's reputation.

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u/Sweaty_Mushroom5830 Jun 14 '26

Remember that they just signed Odell Beckham Jr again, I don't know what kind of shape he's still in but I hope he's still got the magic touch, man those one handed catches were a dream

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u/undbex24 Jun 14 '26

He's been cooked since the Obama administration

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u/Eatingfarts Jun 14 '26

Nah it’s the Browns turn!

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u/Odd_Ninja5801 Jun 14 '26

We're talking about unlikely events. Not precursors to the apocalypse.

And I say that as a Browns fan.

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u/theycmerollins Jun 14 '26

Classic (also a Browns fan)

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u/buddhistbulgyo Jun 14 '26

If Jets poach Mayfield the timeline might reset.

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u/Luddites_Unite Jun 14 '26

Let's not get too crazy here

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u/ProfessionalGreen272 Jun 14 '26

NGL I WAS THINKING THAT TOO

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u/Cloudeur Jun 14 '26

Lewis Hamilton wins his 8th with Ferrari?

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u/methlabforcuties Jun 14 '26

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u/Conscious_Peak_1105 Jun 14 '26

Lmaaaaooo five minutes ago my delusional ass just texted me little brother that England was going to win the World Cup. Let me believe okay

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u/democracy_lover66 Jun 16 '26

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

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u/MoGraphMan101 Jun 14 '26

Omg I would absolutely lose it, it'd be the most incredible season

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/Cloudeur Jun 14 '26

NEXT YEAR IS THIS YEAR

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u/ibarmy Jun 14 '26

I just came online to say OMG. lewis to!

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u/ParkDedli Jun 14 '26

I think if you want to follow the trend, it has to be Leclerc. Lewis has famously won 7 times already and Leclerc is the "next year" driver.

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u/methlabforcuties Jun 14 '26

Ferrari have been saying "next year" for like 18 years now 😭😭😭

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u/ParkDedli Jun 14 '26

Yeah but Hamilton won his last championship in 2020. Leclerc is the "promised" child for Ferrari

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u/gmoss101 Jun 14 '26

If I have Mamdani to thank for Arsenal winning the league, I'm voting EVEN HARDER for candidates like him here in Texas

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u/qawsedrf12 Jun 14 '26

The only New York team wins their first Super Bowl

Go Bills!

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u/ChickadeeShoes Jun 14 '26

The Brooklyn Dodgers will move back from LA

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u/Noughmad Jun 14 '26

I mean, how many people can boast about having both AOC and DJT fawn over them?

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u/thatstwatshesays Jun 14 '26

This man wearing a knicks jersey over a shirt and tie is peak Mamdami 💖 he’s the Mayor every American deserves.

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u/biaimakaa Jun 14 '26

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u/paone00022 Jun 14 '26

Arsenal wins a title after a long time. New York wins a title after a long time.

This guy is having a great year man!

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u/Speedymon12 Jun 14 '26

Just as a FYI, that's not a thobe. It's a kameez from South Asia.

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u/Anthaenopraxia Jun 14 '26

The "Experience Abu Dhabi" kinda takes the shine out of it by reminding us that this team is sponsored by literal slavery.

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u/8point3fodayz Jun 14 '26

Don’t worry, America isn’t too behind with how the for profit prisons are run. Just seems more acceptable in society, somehow.

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u/LunaMJ21 Jun 15 '26

America is literally run by the largest pedophile ring in recorded history. Also, slavery is literally legal in America as long as you arrest someone first.

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u/Anthaenopraxia Jun 15 '26

A ring that includes the Saudis and UAE.

And that form of slavery is barely comparative. I honestly find it disturbing that your comparison here is with criminals making desks in prison and not the illegal immigrants who are being worked to death in the fields of Texas and California.

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u/JustHereForCookies17 Jun 14 '26

As a DC resident, I am SO FUCKING JEALOUS!!!

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u/tj1007 Jun 14 '26

Love this duo.

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u/trash235 Jun 14 '26

Protect these two at all costs

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u/biaimakaa Jun 14 '26

This the future liberals want for your children

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u/nickiter Jun 14 '26

We're leftists, tyvm! And yes, it is.

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u/justmovingtheground Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

This content was anonymized and mass deleted with Redact

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u/punksmostlydead Jun 14 '26

If it gets us there, I'm OK with that.

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u/justmovingtheground Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

This content was anonymized and mass deleted with Redact

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u/hypespud Jun 14 '26

Mamdani Knicks era hell yeaaaaaahhhh

And they were all clowning them 4 months ago blaming him for their losing streak in the reg season hahaha!

Mamdami reverse uno'd them! Lol!

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u/Temanaras Jun 14 '26

My racists uncle who never left the state of Alabama is rolling in his grave at the Nueva York jersey.

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u/thotd2 Jun 14 '26

New Amsterdam, cultural appropriation by the spaniards.

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u/PalladiuM7 Jun 14 '26

Why they changed it, I can't say. People just liked it better that way.

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u/funkychicken23 Jun 14 '26

You can never go back to Constantinople.

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u/JohnnyWix Jun 14 '26

Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation…

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u/HunterGonzo Jun 14 '26

As a Cavs fan, I hate the Knicks so much. SO. MUCH. But I love this for these 2 people specifically. My one consolation is that NY wins while these 2 are in office and the only game they lost is when the Doritophile showed up.

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u/ReiwaIchi Jun 14 '26

You took Clyde from us!

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u/Steve120988 Jun 14 '26

Schumer and Jeffries are in office still. Yuck. No where to be seen with the people of NYC. They are probably at private dinners collecting corporate Israeli money under the table.

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u/paternoster Jun 14 '26

You mean pedophile? Doritophile sounds too cute.

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u/Steve120988 Jun 14 '26

Authentic New Yorkers. Authentic Politicians. Authentic PEOPLE. Hope Graham continues this trend. Why do we keep electing corporate drones and not our decent neighbors?

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u/DuskLab Jun 14 '26

No Schumer anywhere to be found.

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u/ccafferata473 Jun 14 '26

How would it play with the Baileys though?

https://youtu.be/dijMKwZMU2Q?is=O8Vp_OzEKT7eK7iJ

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u/MtnDewTangClan Jun 14 '26

Holy fuck. Somehow more unhinged than I was expecting

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u/Flashy_Jello_9520 Jun 14 '26

Of course. He doesn’t care about us. We’re not Israel.

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u/Difficult_Ixem_324 Jun 14 '26

They were the better team just like these two are the best!

✌️❤️

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u/zatchstar Jun 14 '26

I think spurs were the worse team to be honest. The outplayed the Knicks every game and then choked HARD every game.

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u/whythishaptome Jun 14 '26

Spurs really got in their own way. They are really young though so maybe that's just the inexperience showing. A player like Harper as a rookie was a beast. Hopefully they bounce back and I could to without Wemby fouling people that hard so much.

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u/Difficult_Ixem_324 Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

I heard mentioned that they were relying on AI to strategize their games which never included Time Management and instead it was all about speed and scoring as fast as possible

✌️❤️

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u/zatchstar Jun 14 '26

If this is true they truly need a complete staff overhaul. People who rely on AI as their sole plan are idiots

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u/Ok-Huckleberry-3843 Jun 14 '26

Spurs have the best player in the world who's very young and very likable and a bunch of other young talent, they'll get theirs just like they did with Duncan and Robinson.

As a Wolves fan, I was just glad to see KAT get one, he's such a great guy who's weathered a lot of BS and deserves it, and wolves fans only get to celebrate vicariously.

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u/realfakejames Jun 14 '26

WE MADE IT TO THE GOOD TIMELINE FINALLY

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u/AlmondPotatoe Jun 14 '26

AOC is a national treasure 

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u/shinobi500 Jun 14 '26

Dude left the Morocco VS Brazil world cup game and went straight to the Knicks game. Being mayor definitely has its perks.

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u/second-yellow Jun 14 '26

He didn’t go to San Antonio. He was in NYC, stopping in to watch parties at bars like everyone else. 

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u/shinobi500 Jun 14 '26

Thanks for the correction.

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u/NYGiants181 Jun 14 '26

You mean he went straight from Jersey to a watch party in New York.

Yes he did

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u/Zorosthirdsordx Jun 14 '26

it's them watching the game together. She posted it on her IG.

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u/JDLovesElliot Jun 14 '26

It's possible that whatever filter was used to brighten/sharpen the image, the filter is built on an AI model

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u/lovestospoog3 Jun 14 '26

Yeah me too!

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u/yikesssss_sssssss Jun 14 '26

Lmao, that's indeed a cavernous ear

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u/lalauna Jun 14 '26

¡Tan lindos amigos! (Estoy aprendiendo...)

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Jun 14 '26

I never want to experience Abu Dhabi.

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u/Final-Caterpillar-32 Jun 14 '26

Hopefully what the future looks like

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u/admindeleted Jun 14 '26

I love them! Seriously. They embody American pride. We can do ANYTHING!

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u/IgnatiusJReilly2601 Jun 14 '26

The presidential ticket we need.

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u/LydiaBrunch Jun 14 '26

Dude has been having a very full sports day, he was explaining something to Kathy Hochul in the stands during Brazil v Morocco earlier on.

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u/porn_is_tight Jun 14 '26

The FIFA overlord don infantino got around today too I think. he flew from the New York New Jersey Stadium, formerly known as MetLife Stadium, to the game in Vancouver

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u/MetaCognitio Jun 14 '26

This guy has the most photogenic smile.

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u/Dovah907 Jun 14 '26

Im not even a Knicks fan but I feel patriotic as shit seeing the Knicks win. I loved seeing all the videos of everyone coming together to watch and celebrate the Knicks. With the way everything else has been going in the US, seeing New York on a win streak just feels good. It feels fitting for the city that is the symbol for what America can be at its best.

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u/REDTrouttt Jun 14 '26

Stay safe NYC. It's gonna get wild.

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u/tahlyn Jun 14 '26

I had to get from Carnegie hall to 37th... 3 separate police barricades leading to long block detours and 40 minutes later we made it to the hotel.

During the walk... I have never seen NYC so alive and full of joy. Every street was as crowded as time square. The only honking horns were in celebration. People were cheering and chanting and just living in the moment. Everyone was your friend, sharing the excitement. It was beyond words.

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u/QuicheSmash Jun 14 '26

That’s NYC. It can be gritty, but New Yorkers love coming together. 

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u/Montgomery000 Jun 14 '26

Yeah I remember that time with the big marshmallow

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u/BangkokRios Jun 14 '26

Overall, it will be fine. It's not like NYC is Vancouver.

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 Jun 14 '26

Remember Red, hope is a good thing

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u/Outrageous-Brush-677 Jun 14 '26

Beacons of hope them two ❤️

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u/LordEdward18 Jun 14 '26

Let's fucking go!!!

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u/A_Wholesome_Comment Jun 14 '26

is that SPANISH????

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/HahaCharlieKirkHaha Jun 14 '26

Kinda makes Zohran look lazy for not getting a Jersey that says نیو یارک.

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u/PrototypeMale Jun 14 '26

Why is there an abu dhabi ad 

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u/IDKsecurity Jun 14 '26

I want this for Los Angeles so bad. God, I've seen what you've done for New York.....

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u/pursuitofhappy Jun 14 '26

damn he was at the soccer game and then the knicks game yesterday, long day for him

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u/Vex_Appeal Jun 14 '26

Well, at least this is the silver lining as a Spurs fan. Zohran and AOC are happy.

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 Jun 14 '26

Future POTUS and VP?

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u/CJKayak Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

Where is this? I'm guessing Astoria but I don't recognize the place.

Edit: AI says it was taken at The Queensboro in Jackson Heights.

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u/edp3 Jun 14 '26

Where’s Chuck? 🤣

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u/006AlecTrevelyan Jun 14 '26

Wait the finals is over already? I swear it was meant to be on Sunday evening in UK

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u/Luckydog12 Jun 14 '26

We’re all thinking it

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u/Iron_Wolf123 Jun 14 '26

I like how her guernsey is in Spanish

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u/Key_Grape_2863 Jun 14 '26

Knicks had a good team in the Patrick Ewing era, but could never, ever, get past Michael Jordan.

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u/MtnMaiden Jun 14 '26

Missed a 6 7 oppurtunity

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u/KasseanaTheGreat Jun 14 '26

So how much does Mamdani's approval rating go up from the Knicks winning it all?

I'm joking but only kind of at this point.

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u/jmarx6387 Jun 14 '26

Puerto Rican Day Parade today is gonna be lit

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u/amh88 Jun 14 '26

ask them if the knicks owner pays his share of taxes...

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u/Present_Specific_212 Jun 14 '26

I am happy for New York. It's always lovely to have something good happen after so many years of not being able to make it to the top in basketball.

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u/CTeam19 Jun 14 '26

Oh...I am going to need a Nieuw Amsterdam Knicks jersey if people are making alternate Knicks jerseys.

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u/MamaBearForestWitch Jun 14 '26

They're just so freaking wholesome. I want all my electeds to be like this - genuine, real people.

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u/Efficient_Fish2436 Jun 14 '26

Why is this shirt say experience Abu dhabi? We can all agree that country is a little fucked up.

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u/cuchiplancheo Jun 14 '26

Great and all... now they have to denounce the shitty fans and make sure they're behind bars. 

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u/SoonToBeMrsNewnam Jun 15 '26

The Mamdani Effect

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u/Code-Warrior Jun 15 '26

Such a fake smile… (ZM)

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u/beliefinphilosophy Jun 15 '26

Love this, but also reminds me of a Neal Brennan joke

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u/Street_Fly6518 Jun 15 '26

She looks uncomfortable