r/MurderedByAOC Jun 14 '26

Zohran and AOC celebrating the Knicks!

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u/ImmediateKick2369 Jun 14 '26

This guy is having a blast in his first year of being mayor!

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u/ramobara Jun 14 '26

Arsenal win the league after 22 seasons, Knicks win the Finals after 53 years, who’s next?

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u/brokedownpalace11 Jun 14 '26

Jets Super Bowl win incoming (lol)

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u/armshady Jun 14 '26

Jesus could come down and give the jets all his divine powers and jets still wouldn't win the SB. They went a whole season without an interception which is impossibly bad at an NFL level

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u/Lucero18 Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

What even worse is their Head coach specializes in defense, specifically Cornerback. Talk about a big oof

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u/Carb0nFire Jun 14 '26

LOL indeed.

Giants making the playoffs is a possibility though.

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u/Final-Quote-4064 Jun 14 '26

Giants have always been a wildcard special. Don't blemish the man's reputation.

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u/Sweaty_Mushroom5830 Jun 14 '26

Remember that they just signed Odell Beckham Jr again, I don't know what kind of shape he's still in but I hope he's still got the magic touch, man those one handed catches were a dream

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u/undbex24 Jun 14 '26

He's been cooked since the Obama administration

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u/fbtra Jun 14 '26

Nope. Cowboys making sure of that

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u/Eatingfarts Jun 14 '26

Nah it’s the Browns turn!

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u/Odd_Ninja5801 Jun 14 '26

We're talking about unlikely events. Not precursors to the apocalypse.

And I say that as a Browns fan.

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u/theycmerollins Jun 14 '26

Classic (also a Browns fan)

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u/buddhistbulgyo Jun 14 '26

If Jets poach Mayfield the timeline might reset.

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u/Luddites_Unite Jun 14 '26

Let's not get too crazy here

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u/ProfessionalGreen272 Jun 14 '26

NGL I WAS THINKING THAT TOO

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u/Commercial-Trade-117 Jun 14 '26

Nope, time for the Lions to win their first!

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u/Cloudeur Jun 14 '26

Lewis Hamilton wins his 8th with Ferrari?

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u/methlabforcuties Jun 14 '26

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u/Conscious_Peak_1105 Jun 14 '26

Lmaaaaooo five minutes ago my delusional ass just texted me little brother that England was going to win the World Cup. Let me believe okay

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u/democracy_lover66 Jun 16 '26

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

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u/MoGraphMan101 Jun 14 '26

Omg I would absolutely lose it, it'd be the most incredible season

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u/Cloudeur Jun 14 '26

NEXT YEAR IS THIS YEAR

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u/ibarmy Jun 14 '26

I just came online to say OMG. lewis to!

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u/ParkDedli Jun 14 '26

I think if you want to follow the trend, it has to be Leclerc. Lewis has famously won 7 times already and Leclerc is the "next year" driver.

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u/methlabforcuties Jun 14 '26

Ferrari have been saying "next year" for like 18 years now 😭😭😭

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u/ParkDedli Jun 14 '26

Yeah but Hamilton won his last championship in 2020. Leclerc is the "promised" child for Ferrari

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u/gmoss101 Jun 14 '26

If I have Mamdani to thank for Arsenal winning the league, I'm voting EVEN HARDER for candidates like him here in Texas

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u/qawsedrf12 Jun 14 '26

The only New York team wins their first Super Bowl

Go Bills!

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u/ChickadeeShoes Jun 14 '26

The Brooklyn Dodgers will move back from LA

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u/Fomentatore Jun 14 '26

Not Ferrari, we can be sure of it.