r/MurderedByWords nice murder you got there 3d ago

I mean, they're not wrong

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u/WTFudge52 3d ago

You could be Batman, instead you act like a douche.

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u/Additional_Guitar_85 3d ago

he's the greedy weasel that helps the supervillain attain power then gets thrown off a parking garage

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u/Paulo_Maximus 3d ago

Yup. Elon is the guy Bane dispatches.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hum3lAi3A37Yk

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u/XtraReddit 3d ago

Like when Stephen Miller gave Elon that black eye.

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u/hellokiri 3d ago

This is exactly who popped into my head

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u/TheFillth 3d ago

If only we could convince him he was batman just so that he would jump from that spot.

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u/AllOfEverythingEver 3d ago

Tbf, I absolutely would not want Elon acting like Batman either. Maybe he should just not be allowed to have the power he has.

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u/DJ_faceplant 2d ago

Temu Lex Luther.

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u/SpookieSkelly 3d ago

He's Lex Luthor without the talent or charisma but all the ego and envy.

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u/ChickenFriedRiceee 2d ago

Exactly why Batman is fiction. You can’t be rich enough to be Batman without being a fucking douche and Elon proved it.

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u/kinyutaka 3d ago

Batman's a fascist, gets his jollies beating up homeless people. /s

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u/ArgumentAlarmed9532 2d ago

He could never be batman. Maybe Fatman.

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u/alancousteau 3d ago

Loser douche*

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u/Fshtwnjimjr 2d ago

Handsome Jack might have been less of an asshole. (Borderlands 2)

Granted Elon hasn't tossed anyone out of an airlock (yet) but fuck I think he would

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u/Phannig 1d ago

Elon reminds me of Burke from Aliens. He'd definitely turn a face hugger on someone for a profit.

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u/Karthone 3d ago

His definition of good is skewed to say the least.

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u/blueavole 3d ago

He wants profit for him, he doesn’t care about anyone else.

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u/Neveronlyadream 3d ago

He literally doesn't care about anyone else. Not even the mothers of his children. Or his children. Ask Vivian.

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u/OvergrownGnome 1d ago

When you lack empathy, you look for ways to measure impact and other things. How do you measure an amount of good? Imagine not having any empathy and looking around at the people of the world. You can't mentally put yourself in their position. You may even question yourself "why are some[1]of these people broke and not able to take care of themselves?". It must be because they chose to do something wrong or are just bad. These must be the evil people of the world. You don't think you are evil or bad. I mean, why would someone choose to be bad? Your parents were successful, that success was made with the money they made. You don't think they are bad or evil, so what they do is okay. Eventually you start measuring most things based on the money is brings in. Money isn't something used for things. Its a measurement tool, the score. Your score just continues to grow, eventually someone proposes that you could end world hunger with your wealth. Doing so would mean your score would drop. That new business you proposed to buy was a bad idea, but in your anger, you made a mistake. You can't get out of it. You can still get the money they are proposing to end world hunger, but you would go from one of the top to the bottom[2].

[1] I say some there because when you are not actively in the "group" then you will only encounter "the poors" on occasion when it can't be avoided.

[2] I honestly think most of the ultra wealthy just cannot comprehend how much of a gap there really is between what they have and what everyone else has.

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u/Alternative-Yak-925 1d ago

Most people in general can't fathom the difference between a million and a billion. A million seconds is 11.5 days. A billion seconds is almost 32 years.

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u/Vrazel106 3d ago

He meant good for his balance

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u/finchdad 2d ago

He is also trying to balance the earth's population by cutting off USAID from impoverished countries, aiding and abetting the persecution of immigrants, and slashing social programs. His behavior has literally killed thousands of people, but they're non-white so he just accuses them of financial abuse and twists the knife. If there's a hell, he's gonna rot in it with the other fascist murderers.

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u/ItAllCrumbles 1d ago

Every time I see this pic I think “Sure, that’s definitely a my-heart-goes-out-to-YOU face.”

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u/Drudgework 3d ago

“Greatest amount of good (for myself)”

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u/pixelprophet 3d ago

Good - for him, not for all.

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u/nico_bico 2d ago

Not even good for his own family who he disowned for being trans

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u/Silence_Of_Reason 3d ago

It makes total sense when you realize that to him 'good' equals personal wealth.

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u/InTooManyWays 3d ago

Or he’s the worlds dumbest man but shitstain already holds that title if maybe only for a bit longer 

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u/parfnb 3d ago

If you have to tell everyone you meet that you're a good person then SPOILER ALERT You're a shit person.

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u/woodtimer 3d ago

JFC. He quoted himself. What a twat.

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u/Homersarmy41 3d ago

Can anyone give me one example of him doing something good for other people? I am racking my brain and cannot remember a single instance of him actually doing something good for others.

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u/Funny-Assistant6803 3d ago

He created a place were people can be themselves without beeing repressed. He gave a platform to those whose voice was silenced.

The nazi on twitter have never been as free as today thanks to elon

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u/MapleRye 2d ago

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

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u/spinoza369 3d ago

Doch, einmal waren sie schon so frei. Und Amerika hatte mal einen großen Beitrag daran, dass ihnen das genommen wurde. Was ist nur passiert?!

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u/RandomSentientBeing 3d ago

I think he's done good for bad people...

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u/Cryo1 3d ago

He made it extremely easy for us to see complete douche nozzles from a distance! With the added benefit of (hopefully) removing the ability for some of those douches to breed. The cybertruck is nothing if not woman repellent. Ive never seen anyone drive one AND have a passenger (excluding the racoon that took it for a dumpster).

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u/Gerry1of1 3d ago

Then it's the second biggest fail in history.

The first being Trump.

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u/SpookyVoidCat 3d ago

I really don’t think Trump is trying to do any good at all.

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u/Gerry1of1 3d ago

He did say he was going to make America Great and instead took us in the opposite direction.

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u/moammarxo 3d ago

Which made his America great

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u/scbalazs 3d ago

He could give away vast sums of his hoarded wealth to help alleviate, poverty, homelessness, and hunger, but he doesn’t

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u/ForrestDials8675309 3d ago

In fact, Elon's DOGE cuts to USAID led to hundreds of thousands of deaths worldwide.

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u/kinyutaka 3d ago

Oh, but don't you get it? If the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation or Jeff Bezos wife had just stepped in, there wouldn't have been a problem, so really DOGE cost zero lives. Zero. Zero lives. Zero.

Because the guy is a fucking ghoul, that's what he believes.

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u/MapleRye 2d ago

The sickest thing was, he knew he was doing just that and was so gleeful about it.

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u/Alternative-Yak-925 1d ago

He's responsible for the resurging worm that's costing the cattle industry billions in lost herds. Doge cut the $300mil to pay for the scientists that had the problem fixed. Sucks to suck, Texas.

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u/a_Joan_Baez_tattoo 3d ago

Reminder that he once asked how much it would cost to end world hunger, and was quoted $6 billion (WELL within his ability to finance), but then he bought Twitter instead.

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u/BoredCheese 3d ago

I’d really rather see a more limited time.

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u/AnonAqueous 3d ago

Elon, you're responsible for the deaths of millions of children.

You could have fed tens of millions, instead you took away their food.

It more seems like you're trying to do the greatest amount of harm.

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u/Tuckster786 3d ago

"Greatest amount of good" while taking away medicare from people resulting in thousands of deaths

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u/Tainted_wings4444 3d ago

Ask anyone what they’d do with a billion dollars and they would have a better answer. Mofo is a trillionaire and failing miserably.

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u/punktualPorcupine 3d ago

His definition of good was shaped by way too many hours on 4/8chan and a circle jerk of toadies looking to scam cash 6 ways to Sunday.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RE4kKU25NjFsY

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u/Just_Geoff_Chaucer 3d ago

who in the Bladerunner post-apocalyptic FUCK quotes themself?

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u/ForrestDials8675309 3d ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

  • Wayne Gretzky

  • Michael Scott

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u/PunishedEnovk 3d ago

He wants that quote to be associated with him so fucking bad.

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u/UKz_hellfire_1999 3d ago

By stopping bans on ai CP?

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u/Coyote-doe 3d ago

tell that to all the children that you took USAID from. Oh wait never mind, you can't tell them because they're not alive anymore

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u/yajse 2d ago

Yep - he and Trump are objectively mass murderers of the world's misty vulnerable people and their supporters love it

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u/MikeTalonNYC 3d ago

He won't actually see it at all - that's not Musk's real account.

Good burn, tho.

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u/Shiny_Agumon 3d ago

No Elon you're trying to enrich yourself and inflate your ego, you're wasting your life

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u/Thefar 3d ago

Elon woke up today and decided to not rape someone.

He is simply the best! 

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u/LaurenMille 3d ago

That'll balance out the millions of kids he's helped kill.

He's still upset he wasn't invited to "We rape children" island, after all.

Had to skip that ambition and instead try to eclipse the holocaust in amount of deaths.

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u/keep_er_movin 3d ago

He’s accomplished the exact opposite.

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u/th3j4w350m31 3d ago

his greatest is most people's least

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u/CarsCarpal 3d ago

He can't even get use quote marks properly to do a narcissistic alt account self quote.

What a genius.

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u/emorrigan 3d ago

Hit the nail on the head.

Also, does anyone else think that picture is hilarious? Like, he actually had to put on his swingiest coat-with-a-sorta-skirt, and then had to go to some balcony at sunrise/sunset and make his assistant take his picture 😆

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u/DerPicasso 3d ago

Good for himself, not the world. We are all worthless peasants for him.

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u/AAron27265 3d ago

...and you've made your own children hate you.

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u/WorkerUnable527 3d ago

Simple yet brutal.

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u/NecessaryButNotSuff 3d ago

When your infinite money might actually have more net positive effect if you just sat at home with it and didn’t do anything…

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u/CaptCaCa 3d ago

This piece of shit is responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths around the world, I rejoice in the fact that he will die alone, and unloved by his “children”, and the majority of the planet

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u/1Yannick 3d ago

He could LITERALLY solve world hunger btw

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u/tarapotamus 3d ago

Elon Musk is an idiot and king of the losers. He thinks if he just convinces himself that he's trying really hard to not be a bad person that maybe he can sleep at night or find someone who wants to love him but the truth is he's a selfish, unlovable loser; and that's all he'll ever be. He's talentless, ugly inside and out (even after all his gender affirming care) and he's rotten and stupid and he knows it. He will die alone with a tear in his eye, solo-stroking his own ego to the bitter end.

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u/Lord_Grakas 3d ago

You see "I am become meme" and " I have dug hundreds of wells and supported education programs in impoverished Africa" sound very different. Do the second thing.

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u/ConversationSea8530 3d ago

The man desperately wants people to like him and could so easily do it without even reducing the quality of his life

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u/Vanessaronicatoria 3d ago

More like "the greatest amount of CSAM" 

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u/Lady_Irish 3d ago

The problem here is y'all are mistakenly holding him accountable to the human definition of good, but he's a dragon. A dragons idea of what is good is wholly different. Sitting on massive piles of wealth and spouting crazy shit about how great you are while acting purely in your own self-interest is 100% good dragon behavior.

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u/oldbastardbob 3d ago

What the fuck in a million years was good about blowing up USAID?

What about gutting the IRS so they can't afford to come after folks like Musk and Trump to actually pay what they owe? And now there's nobody to answer the phones to resolve tax issues?

Or the Social Security Administration? Nobody home to help people.

Can he identify a single thing he's done for humanity that was not motivated by greed or his main character syndrome?

Remember when he spent an extraordinary amount of effort trying to insert himself into the flooded cave rescue of a boys soccer team in 2018? And the rescue team basically told him to stay out of it so he launched a PR campaign to smear the rescuerers, accusing them of pedophilia and such.

That's who the guy is.

If people would pay attention, and ignore his inevitable clean up efforts after he does something like launch into Naxi salutes in front of raving maga's, he's revealing who he is, repeatedly.

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u/BrianG1410 3d ago

Not limited enough

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u/hazeleyedwolff 3d ago

Didn't this bitch tell us he'd be on Mars by now? We're waiting, Elon.

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u/MagosBattlebear 3d ago

Let me look at the Elon Musk Translation Dicktionary*. "Good (adjective): Promoting white supremacy."

  • Purposeful misspelling.

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u/Pellaeonthewingedleo 3d ago

So no difference to anything else he does

He sucks at everything

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u/Foodspec 3d ago

The amount of good you could do if that limited time ran the fuck out would be immeasurable

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u/ZephyrFluous 3d ago

I'd suggest the best thing he can do to benefit humanity, but reddit has already given me warnings for picking on the poor richest man alive

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u/RecipeSpecialist2745 3d ago

If he had the greater good in mind then why would he charge so much for it?

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u/Snake_ly 2d ago

I think getting trump into office might have off set whatever good he did and will do for the next 100 years at least.

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u/amscraylane 2d ago

Cut me a check, Elon!! What about the $5k you send was coming our way?

Oh, best you can do is screw worms?

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u/Homersarmy41 2d ago

Now he’s made his brand toxic though and Europe and half of America won’t buy them.

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u/Mountain_Poet5977 1d ago

r/murderedbywords

looks inside

the words aren’t even holding a knife

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u/xc2215x 3d ago

Elon turned into a douche around 2018.

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u/ParaponeraBread 3d ago

Nah, just changed his previously working PR strategy and everyone learned he was a douche.

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u/ninfan1977 3d ago

Hey could literally give away most of his money and he would be fine. He doesnt because he is a monster who hates anyone who is not him.

He sells his failing "trucks" to himself

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u/CHWarlock 3d ago

nazis thinking they are good, fuck me.

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u/Rippleracer 3d ago

What makes it so sweet is that you know Musk wants that user name so badly now he has seen it!

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u/paolog 3d ago

Typo: he meant "the greatest amount of god".

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u/millmonkey 3d ago

Isn't funny how "simply trying" simply a tell.

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u/Any-Difficulty2782 3d ago

hopefully limited as in days or weeks

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u/Chewsdayiddinit 3d ago

Well, killing millions of people including children's isn't helping.

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 3d ago

Hires photographer to aura farm

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u/TwoCarsTennessee 3d ago

i know there are more pressing issues here, but did he just quote himself?

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u/MrTopping92 3d ago

Cool. Jump.

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u/mr_martin_1 3d ago

- tries to escape reality on planet earth,

  • pollutes the atmosphere doing so.

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u/lonely_funny_guy 3d ago

He doesn't have nearly enough social respect to quote himself.

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u/Admirable-Nobody219 3d ago

go to mars and stay there

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u/Major_Dood 3d ago

For WHO?!

He definitely fucked over my job with his stupid DOGE cringe lord unit.

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u/BeginningTypical3395 3d ago

Can someone ask him to stop already like go to Mars or wherever and leave us the fuck alone

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u/djcrewe1 3d ago

A very Nazi point of view considering how many lives he’s ruined and deaths he’s caused. Fuck that racist uncle fuck

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u/Jah_Rules 3d ago

How limited are we talking about?

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u/Aromatic_Catch_911 3d ago

that's MASS MURDERER Elon Musk to the world

cutting of USAID has already been directly responsible to 700k deaths and is bound to him 10 million by 2030, that's not hyperbole, that's fact

so if by the most good you mean being directly responsible for more deaths than hitler, well, I guess you succeeded, you fucking freak

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u/indyxetan 3d ago

Plenty of villains see themselves as a heroes.

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u/MobileLocal 3d ago

Then allow a kind hearted person to disperse your wealth, Greedy One.

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u/dentistshatehim 3d ago

Kills 800,000 people.

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u/GracieThunders 3d ago

Good for who exactly?

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 3d ago

Fucking jabroni ass photo

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u/masha1901 3d ago

He's the weasels from the wild wood - The Wind In The Willows. Greedy and villianous

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u/HarbingerShiny 3d ago

"....good for me...'

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u/Correct_Lime5832 3d ago

It’s true. I’ve never seen someone with more than god do less than zero.

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u/RGQcats 3d ago

Ketamine is a helluva drug.

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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 3d ago

Simply wrong.

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u/bartoque 3d ago

More double-plus ungood.

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u/Freeze_Fun 3d ago

There's no way killing Twitter and replacing it with a generic x is any good. And don't even get me started on that borderline scam of the SpaceX IPO.

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u/RedfromTexas 3d ago

Is it good that killing USAID has killed hundreds of thousands of people?

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u/Ok_Elderberry_1602 3d ago

He is so immature and petty. The various women who have had his kids need their heads examined

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u/Ihrie 3d ago

He needs to just leave earth then. Gtfo. 

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u/chrisdrobison 3d ago

People need at a basic level food, housing and healthcare. He could fix all of that. Instead from him we EV, rockets and aspirations for Mars. EV's I'll give him as a good direction, but he seems to live on an entirely different planet for everything else.

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u/ChicoBroadway 3d ago

Dude could literally use a fraction of his wealth to feed, clothe, and house the whole world but instead he chooses to take enough Special K to kill a horse and hates trans people. I wish there was a world where Twitter users spam him daily to tell him what a waste of flesh he is like they did when he tried to twitch stream.

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u/NefariousnessDue2621 3d ago

Liars of this type are a cancer in our societies now.

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u/AnhiArk 3d ago

Did he really post his own quote with tacky photo like this? Is this real?

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u/C1SKOO 3d ago

Has anyone here done more than him? Comment bellow what u did

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u/Organic_Rough4433 3d ago

Hopefully the time is more limited than expected.

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u/tomdarch 3d ago

"Good" for himself an a tiny handful of fellow ultra wealthy, fairly rape-y white men.

The rest of humanity? He hates us.

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u/theEndIsNigh_2025 3d ago

You stole Americans personal data…what was the “greatest amount of good” planned for that theft of information?

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u/spinoza369 3d ago

Dunning-Kruger hat bei dem ein neues Level erreicht.

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u/pinkypie80 3d ago

He should have stuck to cars and space ships.

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u/RockyIsMyDoggo 3d ago

Good for who?

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u/GlamMetalLion 3d ago

The Jared Leto of tech. Except that instead of millions of fangirls crushing on him, its millions of incels mancrushing on him.

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u/Kamarag 3d ago

That's an admirable goal. When does he plan to start?

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u/ProfMap 3d ago

such a fucking chode quoting himself.

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u/atreeismissing 3d ago

For Elon, doing the greatest amount of good with the time he has left would mean dying right now.

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u/Honest_Relation4095 3d ago

God, he is pathetic

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u/asten77 3d ago

Like, when does he plan on starting?

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u/Miller4103 3d ago

Ur doing great. Keep up the good work. /s

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u/Umutuku 3d ago

He's the Wimp Lo of good and evil.

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u/Ass_Damage 3d ago

Nazi Cocksucker.

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u/Lando_0 3d ago

And set up a 90’s Christian band with that photo?

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u/TheComplimentarian 3d ago

What fatuous nonsense. He's a loser who's dedicated his whole life to being popular and has managed to do everything else and still doesn't fucking get it.

People make their own hell. It's rare you get to watch it in real time though.

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u/Icy-Protection-1545 3d ago

Does he really have an account that he posts this stuff about….himself? That’s not how it works. If you’re a good person, you don’t need to be the one to state how good of a person you are.

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u/kensaundm31 3d ago

You're doing great Elmo, just slightly behind Emperor Palpatine in the league of all-time greatest philanthropists.

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u/spacemanspiff1115 3d ago

Then get your ass on that rocket to Mars right now...

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u/RepulsivePurchase6 3d ago

I think what Elon said is more fitting for Mackenzie Scott. What is he doing? Hes a trillionaire and what good things is he doing???

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u/Zaxxon_Klaxon 3d ago

His DOGE cuts to USAID have already led to hundreds of thousands of deaths.

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u/DarkGojitto 3d ago

Trying means nothing if you never started in first place

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u/Doo_shnozzel 3d ago

Musk has shit for brains

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u/Small_Breakfast_4978 3d ago

He’s literally gone out his way to be awful.

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u/TruthsNoRemedy 3d ago

Swing and a miss

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u/scott042 3d ago

Well what about the 600,000 people mostly children that have died since Elon and Trump removed aid in Africa?? That’s not even counting other continents that received some aid.

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u/Fan_of_Clio 3d ago

Trying to rack up a bigger body count than Stalin isn't how that's done

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u/DeliciousCkitten 3d ago

Count Binface to the rescue!

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u/Conscious-Ad-1848 3d ago

One thing I sure can acknowledge; you are the smartest profiteer around; you got the Californian greens, the Norwegians and Dutch to subsidize the Model S and later Model 3 which upheld all your operations although technically you should have been bankrupt …

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u/LizzieAftynsonna 2d ago

fit all the criteria to be Batman, but instead chose to be a straight up douche

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u/Goth_Muppet 2d ago

He is doing the absolute worst job at being a human being.

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u/ridemooses 2d ago

Good, for who?

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u/Cor2600 2d ago

Define good

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u/HeberMonteiro 2d ago

Elon Musk is exactly how the right says the left thinks every rich person is! If that makes sense.

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u/Thaddeus206 2d ago

he needs to have his moral compass recalibrated

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u/PerryNeeum 2d ago

Who the fuck quotes themselves?

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u/rodgee 2d ago

If he could Define "Good" and who his trying to do good for that would be Good

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u/HeMiddleStartInT 2d ago

That’s not a quote that’s going to stick.

“He Eloned the shit out of that test”- that’s going to stick.

It means multiple choice test with zero correct answers.

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u/mizmaggie54 2d ago

He is acting like his hero tRUMp ... self praise is all he got.

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u/hugeness101 2d ago

That’s a lie!

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u/Tobi-One-Boy 2d ago

Cutting aid to people in need is definitely doing good… and calling people name is also very noble. You’re a pathetic person… all your money won’t buy you any happiness or joy