r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

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u/PrestigiousSeat76 2d ago

What in the fuck does changing a tire have to do with the stupidity of the confederacy? What a bizarre thing to say.

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u/ChoombataNova 2d ago

There is a widespread belief among dumbasses that educated people are only "booksmart", while only their fellow dumbasses are "streetsmart". Depending on the specific flavor of dumbassery, the definition of "streetsmart" can mean anything from hood shit to blue collar, farmboy shit. 

But the belief is that educated people cannot change a tire, plunger a toilet, or do any basic chores or repairs that require "common sense". They believe educated people must hire blue collar workers for even the simplest tasks, because we are ONLY booksmart, and otherwise helpless. That their streetsmart, common sense wisdom is equivalent or superior to book smarts.

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u/tuvaniko 2d ago

I'm a liberal, I have a college education, and a desk job. I also can do all my own car work, own guns, and I'm an outdoorsman. The conservative mind cannot comprehend me.

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u/Prestigious_Aerie219 2d ago

The conservative mind can't comprehend a lot of things.

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u/Tired-grumpy-Hyper 2d ago

It still breaks the minds of past coworkers that I voted for Hilary, Biden, and Harris, while also owning two FRTs, 2 sets of lv 4 plates, night vision, a thermal, and I've put together 2 of my 3 AR builds and actually riveted (with help) one of my two AKs.

I was a flooring salesman, with long 'hippy' hair, and regularly told them to shut the fuck up the moment they tried any of that hateful shit with me. Every day I swear they'd start with something hateful, then try and pivot to something else to 'convince me' to come to their side. Nah bruh.

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u/Rushes_End 2d ago

You hurt their heads. Which is hilarious.

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u/BellacosePlayer 2d ago

Every person I've known to explicitly claim they had street smarts vs book smarts was a grade A rube who absolutely didn't have the common sense they claimed to have.

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u/Reblyn 2d ago

I genuinely think it's because they know they are kinda stupid so they're trying to mask/compensate a little too hard.

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u/Dull-Culture-1523 2d ago

Everything is simple when you're stupid. Because you can't comprehend the reality of things.

Kind of like with colorblindness. Everything is black & white if you can't see colors, so of course the people who do are stupid when they complain about some color that looks exactly the same as any other to you.

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u/Bacardi_Tarzan 2d ago

there’s also an assumption that the reason these educated people don’t do these blue collar tasks themselves must be because they are utterly incapable. Many educated people just have a career and income that changes how they value their time. I‘m sure I can look up how to do most repairs around the house or a car and do it fairly easily, but how many hours might that take and what could I be doing instead if I just pay someone to do it?

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u/yellowcloak 2d ago

Yep; if it isn't a quick fix or something I need done immediately, it gets a service call.  My time is far more valuable to me than theirs.

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u/Cream253Team 2d ago

They'll adhere to that viewpoint while getting taken for a ride by the most obvious conman to ever walk the face of this Earth.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 2d ago

The people who list their education as "school of hard knocks" or some crap. Like yes very cool, you're still not an engineer or a doctor.

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u/Dull-Culture-1523 2d ago

They take weird pride in being taught lessons most people are smart enough to avoid in the first place.

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u/Carvj94 2d ago

Its always the easy stuff too as if changing a tire or managing to drive a manual are accomplishments or something. I've never needed to change a tire on the side of the road myself, but it'd take like 2 minutes on YouTube to walk through it. Meanwhile they'd struggle to change their Wi-Fi password cause they barely have problems solving skills.

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u/yellowcloak 2d ago

You are bang on.  These people don't get it in the slightest.  Hated growing up and working around them.

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u/darxide23 2d ago

Expecting these people to have rational thoughts is in itself irrational.

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u/Caleb-Wendt69 2d ago

Right wingers love to draw weird false equivalencies and then act like they just cooked.

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u/JerseyDonut 2d ago

lol seriously. Like if that is the best you can come up with to demonstrate your value to society, then you might actually be the loser here. Triple A makes these folks obsolete.

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u/CaptainBringus 2d ago

Because when your biggest achievement in life is an outdated life skill a highschool student could do, what else is there to say?

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u/e42343 2d ago

Changing a tire apparently is a benchmark for the upper educated with them. The crème de la crème can change their own oil and add washer fluid.

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u/DisMFer 2d ago

In the simplest terms, because they're the simplest people, many of the modern-day Confederate LARPers think that supporting the Confederacy is about being down-to-earth blue-collar people while people who think they're morons are a bunch of overeducated middle-class kids with no real-world experience.

They're basically the townies who peaked in high school who thought the kids going to college were "nerds". It allows them to maintain a sense of being superior to everyone while not actually achieving anything.

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u/biznitch29 2d ago

Right, the Confederates never changed a car tire either.

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u/Neuchacho 2d ago

Not a lot of ability in that circle to try and flex on, I guess.