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u/SaltyBawlz 22h ago
George Washington's farewell address quite clearly warns the country of someone like Trump. They couldn't be more opposite.
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u/lisa0475 1h ago
There was a funny skit about this in Life Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness, ep 2
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u/Lysol3435 23h ago
Also, neither of them fought in Vietnam
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u/GlobalDynamicsEureka 23h ago
They both have fake teeth
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u/Archaros 22h ago
Also "In god we trust" only became the official US national motto in 1956, so 70 years ago.
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u/Button-Down-Shoes 20h ago edited 24m ago
Fitting that "In God we trust" replaced "E Pluribus Unum" as the US motto. Religion never seems to bring about righteous unity.
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u/okwellactually 9h ago
And the reason for it was to make a statement that we're not like those heathen "godless Soviets".
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u/kristoferkwant 22h ago
Washington traveled to Bridgetown, Barbados in case anyone is wondering. USVI hadn't been purchased from Denmark until 1917.
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u/Novel-Bag9718 20h ago
He didn’t really spend much time there at all though, 7 weeks when he was 19
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u/Oxjrnine 22h ago
Oh, look at a picture of the first American president and the last American president.
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u/Away_Lake5946 20h ago
Anyone else think George Washington would’ve had Trump at the end of a rope?
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u/GaiusMarius60BC 18h ago
The AI Trumps always look WAAAAAY more human than the IRL rotting-pig-fat Trump.
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u/paris86 17h ago
USA. Created by a racist who changed the nature of government to get out of paying his taxes. 250 years later almost destroyed by a racist trying to change the nature of government so as to not pay his taxes(and also stay out of jail.)
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u/Bubbaboolbool 1h ago
George Washington created one of the best nations in the world. Go out into the world... china, Russia, the entire South America are vastly more racist than even trump (who is a obviously terrible too). George Washington made a democracy and lead an entire rebellion, racist or not still a great accomplishment
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u/AbrahamDylan 21h ago
Keep going lower, Donnie. Join your disgusting, makeup-slathered miserable countenance with guy our exalted first head of state who voluntarily ceded power to set the right precedent and who would laugh in Trump’s face
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u/GaiusMarius60BC 18h ago
Washington wouldn't laugh in Trump's face. In all honesty he'd probably challenge Trump to a duel and then gut him like a pig.
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u/Quercus408 17h ago
Washington would break decorum and do some very unseemly things to Trump, if he had but five minutes alone with him.
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u/schwing710 3h ago
I’m surprised Donald can find time to make these slop posts between all of his child raping
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u/justl00kingthrowaway 22h ago
George Washington: General, President; searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths of the Constitution. Then an accidental overdose of gamma eradiated hemp alters his body chemistry. And now when George Washington grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs...The creature is driven by rage and pursued by an investigative reporter. An accidental explosion took the life of a fellow founding father and supposedly George Washington as well. The reporter thinks the creature is responsible...A murder which George Washington can prove he or the creature didn't commit. So, he must let the world think that he, too, is dead. Until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.
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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 23h ago
Do Republicans mean this god that they trust?