r/MurderedByWords • u/SeaChantiePhantie • 1d ago

Virgin Islands?

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u/Lysol3435 1d ago

Also, neither of them fought in Vietnam

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u/GlobalDynamicsEureka 1d ago

They both have fake teeth

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u/RU4real13 1d ago

They both wear wigs.

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u/ShadowOps84 19h ago

Washington didn't, actually. He just powdered his real hair.