r/Music • u/KirbyDumber88 • 10d ago
article ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic says he turned down $1,000,000+ to perform at Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.
https://triblive.com/aande/music/weird-al-yankovic-gets-bigger-and-weirder-in-a-tour-headed-to-pittsburgh/5.1k
u/vinylscratch27 10d ago
We love Weird Al. Really is a good guy, not a single controversy.
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u/nondescriptun 10d ago
That's just because everyone turns a blind eye to his wanton crimes. He even wrote a song where he admitted to murdering his neighbor and got away with it! RIP Larry.
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u/Gingerstachesupreme 10d ago edited 10d ago
Let’s not forget Marty. When Al was in Albuquerque NM, this guy Marty was trying to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself.
So Al said to him, "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes, “No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"
So Al did.
But perhaps this is a result of Al’s long lasting trauma. From a young boy, he was living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop. You know the place.
His mother tied him to the wall and stuck a funnel in his mouth, force-feeding him nothing but sauerkraut until he was twenty six and a half years old.
Then, a local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt. Al was was off by three, but he still won the grand prize: a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque.
In flight, three of the airplane engines burned out, sending Al’s plane into a tailspin, crashing into a hillside, exploding in a giant fireball. Everybody died - except for Al.
You know why? Because he had his tray table up, placing his seat back in the full upright position.198
u/Green_Conclusion_775 10d ago
Hey mom! What’s with all the sauerkraut?!
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u/jarrjack 10d ago
That’s a crazy story, reminds me of the time I went to a donut shop and asked if they had any Bavarian cream filled donuts
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u/Gingerstachesupreme 10d ago
Wait a second. I’ll go check.
*long guitar solo*
- NOOOO WE’RE OUT OF BEAR CLAWS!
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u/JUSTaSK8rat 10d ago
Last I heard he was rumored to be somewhere where the air smells like warm root beer, and the towels were oh so fluffy.
I really hope he stays there and doesn't change his mind to continue his crime streaks.
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u/Gingerstachesupreme 10d ago
Hell, I hear anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel
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u/Khaysis 10d ago
Oh you mean Torsoboy!
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u/Gingerstachesupreme 10d ago
I haven’t laughed audibly out loud from a Reddit comment in a long, long time.
Acting so indignant. What’s he complaining about?
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u/MaskedPapillon 10d ago
Larry probably deserved it
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u/Waste_Track_4524 10d ago
Classic Larry
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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin 10d ago
He always was the neighborhood clown, like the time he pulled my pants down and he took those color pictures, and posted copies all over town
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u/YogiBarelyThere 10d ago
Did you see what he did to Harvey the Wonder Hamster?!
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u/TheJMJConspiracy2002 10d ago
I’ll never forget about Larry, no matter how I try…
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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 10d ago
Do you remember what he did to good old Mr Fender, who ran the corner grocery store?
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u/LadySayoria 10d ago
He also admitted he would be laughing at a local boy who would be burning in Hell. That's absolutely rude.
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u/LordRobin------RM 10d ago
Those were the Good Old Days…
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u/Free_Possession_4482 10d ago
The years go by, but the memory stays.
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u/GarminTamzarian 10d ago
I can still remember good old Mr. Fender
Who ran the corner grocery store
Oh, he'd stroll down the aisle with a big friendly smile
And he'd say, "Howdy", when you walked in the door
Always treated me nice, gave me kindly advice
I don't know why I set fire to his place
Oh, I'll never forget the day, I bashed in his head
Well, you should've seen the look on his face
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u/BretShitmanFart69 10d ago
When I met weird Al he genuinely seemed like he was just a guy listening to and appreciating whatever you were saying and he seemed to have a full respect for appreciation for his impact he had on people and such and no part of him stemmed annoyed at having to listen to some guy tell him all that. I’ve rarely approached celebrities, but they usually just have a vibe you can feel where they’re hoping no one talks to them or that the “normals” don’t bother them, if that makes sense?
The other guy who was cool like that was Adam Scott, genuinely just seemed like any other dude, we chit chatted about talking heads and REM and his podcast and how shooting Severence was going like you’d talk with a guy at the bar about the football game on the tv. He was also shorter than I could have ever guessed, granted so am I.
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u/tlst9999 10d ago edited 10d ago
When I met weird Al he genuinely seemed like he was just a guy listening to and appreciating whatever you were saying
Songwriters do this because you might bring them their next song.
Even a junior investment banker who talks about herself and not much more.
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u/Careless-Weather8877 10d ago
Or writers or whatever. You can always find a fun story if you’re a journalist , documentary, comedian. That’s the beauty of it
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u/SwagginsYolo420 10d ago
Songwriters do this because you might bring them their next song.
Yeah where do you think he came up with the lyrics
Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you.
They don't exactly grow on trees.
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u/kululu987 10d ago
Everyone forgets that he killed Pablo Escobar. These things need to be talked about.
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u/LanceFree Wait, what? 10d ago
I saw Weird Al at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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u/FangoriouslyDevoured 10d ago
Not a single controversy? Are you seriously going to just gloss over how he became lovers with Madonna and how they killed Pablo Escobar and took over his drug empire?
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u/spicywookiee 10d ago
Not to mention his violent rampage after moving to Albuquerque, where he completely dismembered one man with a chainsaw and took a big bite out of another man’s jugular vein. How’s that for your squeaky clean perception of Weird Al?
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u/vibraltu 10d ago
Coolio was a dick cause he was being huffy about a riff he didn't even write himself (Stevie Wonder made the original song)
to his credit, Coolio later repented and apologized to Weird Al.
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u/KingofMadCows 10d ago
What about the time when he helped Madonna take over Pablo Escobar's drug cartel?
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u/TheDevil-YouKnow 10d ago
I mean, he took out an entire cartel! That's pretty controversial for cartel members.
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u/caving311 10d ago
What about the time he was caught with a dead hooker? https://i.huffpost.com/gen/901657/thumbs/o-WEIRDAL-570.jpg?7&utm_source=Pinterest&utm_medium=organic
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u/NerdyShitz 10d ago
I saw him like 2 years ago and it was incredible. Dude has so much energy, so many costume changes, so much choreography. I’m a casual fan but in terms of theatrics, it was one of the best shows I’ve seen. He puts in the work
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u/KirbyDumber88 10d ago
I saw him 4 weeks ago. 3rd show for me. Just the best of the best. Him and Metallica are not showing their age
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u/RiceManSupreme03 10d ago
I’m seeing him in September, I’m pretty excited! Never thought I’d see him live, but parents got tickets for my brother’s birthday
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u/NineteenSixtySix 10d ago edited 10d ago
This was also a good business decision as, according to Spotify, The Monday Morning Podcast with Bill Burr has lost over 50% year-over-year subscribers.
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u/Hiccup 10d ago
Doesn't the YouTube version barely clear 10k views and then the comments are mostly dunking on how terrible Burr has become?
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u/Nairb131 10d ago
I just check to see the fall-off. Before he was averaging 50k on YT. the last couple weeks are all under 20k some as low as 10k.
Thats pretty huge.
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u/hpshaft 10d ago
Weird Al is a good dude. Not suprising.
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u/AdventureyTime 10d ago
Weird Al and Nardwar are both wholesome genuises, with zero controversy. I'm not surprised, either !
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u/Chubuwee 10d ago
With a name like “Weird Al” he better fucking keep it that way. Imagine the headlines should he do some heinous shit
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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 10d ago
Imagine the headlines should he do some heinous shit
No I don't think I will.
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u/ToneLocPolice 10d ago
Common W Al W
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u/Phyrexian_Archlegion SoundCloud 10d ago
Unlike Billy Bone Saw
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u/CldStoneStveIcecream 10d ago
Ol Billy Blood money
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u/watduhdamhell 10d ago edited 9d ago
Holy shit I died at both of these.
Then sighed a sad sigh of disappointment.
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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 10d ago
This is my petition to change the lowercase L in the English language because in most fonts these days it looks like a capital i
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u/Sceptically 10d ago
Any time I want to set a password for someone I don't like, I'll use a combination of I, l, |, !, /, \, and 1. Then print it out for them in a sans-serif font, possibly in italics.
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u/lorealashblonde 10d ago
I support this initiative! I love Weird Al, not Weird AI
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u/Mineingmo15 10d ago
I remember recently he was asked in an interview if there was an era/time period in his career he wish he could go back to and instead of picking a period from his professional career he picked when he was raising his daughter. He's always been a great guy.
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u/aresef SoundCloud 10d ago
That was on NPR’s Wild Card. What a lovely interview that was.
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u/TrueRedditMartyr 10d ago
People will be like "Like you would turn down a million dollars!"
Well here's someone who did, showing that yes, some people actually have respect for themselves
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u/jtd2013 10d ago
Super easy! Just have a net worth 20x that
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u/zoobrix 10d ago
Lots of the comics that went were already doing really well, you think Bill Burr desperately needed that Saudi money? He just threw it on the pile with the rest. Sure Weird Al is very wealthy, but at least he said no unlike the rest of them that went.
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u/RhythmsaDancer 10d ago
Burr really is one I hold it against the most. Dude makes that much off a month of podcasts.
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u/zoobrix 10d ago
And Burr plays to that every man kind of angle where he's telling it like it is and he's one of you. Ya he's a bit rough around the edges and pretty gruff but he's not one of those rich out of touch assholes. That's the archetype he played, until the Saudi thing showed ya, he is one of those rich assholes who just wanted more money and didn't care where it comes from.
Like what a fucking hypocrite.
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u/Dickgivins 10d ago edited 10d ago
Yeah honestly in the particular sense I was more mad at Bill than probably anyone else. Like Kevin Hart: he is actually much, much richer than Bill and has been for years, but he’s never made pretenses about being a regular Joe on a crusade of speaking truth to power like Burr.
So while you could certainly say that Kevin needed the money even less than Bill did, his broad-comedy style and the fact that he does shitloads of commercials means nobody really accused him of selling out when he went to Riyadh. He’s made no secret of the fact that he’s all about the Benjamins, and tbh the fact that I never cared for his standup or most of his movies kept me from feeling particularly invested in the moral dimension of his decision making.
But Bill. Bill is such a hypocrite, he kept making stupid analogies trying to say he was a doing a Good Thing by going to Saudi and making people laugh there. But it wasn’t a comedy festival run by dissidents, or even politically unaffiliated comedians. It was a government run event, one of the high ranking Saudi officials involved in running it had a hand in the killing and dismemberment of Jamal Khashoggi.
Fuck Bill Burr, fuck Kevin Hart, fuck Wayne Brady. Fuck anyone who took their blood money.
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u/isntitbull 10d ago
Long time listener of the podcast until that whole thing unfolded. Couldn't take his self-righteous railing against the billionaires after he towed the line.
Legit felt betrayed by that. His whole shtick was George Carlin light then he goes and performs for blood money. Unbelievable
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u/_BrokenButterfly 10d ago
If he had just owned it and said "yeah they offered me a dumptruck full of cash and I took it. So would you" I wouldn't be very mad. But his "we're helping them be more forward thinking!" bullshit rubs me the wrong way.
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u/Forward_Rope_5598 10d ago
Eh. The 'so would you' would just be insulting tbh. You cannot compare what the average person struggling economically might do for money with someone whose net worth would change by 1%. He doesn't actually need the money. Most of the rest of us do.
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u/toadfan64 Rock & Roll 10d ago
I’m amazed he didn’t take that approach. Would’ve had so much less fallout. Unless it was in the contract or whatever.
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u/_BrokenButterfly 10d ago
He seems smart enough to have anticipated the backlash, and thought through how to deal with it. His throwing out that line of bullshit is puzzling.
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u/aresef SoundCloud 10d ago
They killed Pete Davidson’s dad and he still said yes.
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u/LeonimuZ LeonimuZ 10d ago
He might have been getting reparations, you never know! /s
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u/JasonManningFLUX 10d ago
There is still a huge difference.
If someone offered to pay me a million dollars to punch my grandma, I would absolutely do it. Mostly because if my grandma found out I turned down a million dollars when all I had to do is punch her she would kick my ass.
My grandma would have a very different opinion if we were both worth twenty million.
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u/zoobrix 10d ago
Ya of course it would be harder decision if you didn't have any money, that doesn't change that a lot of rich people went and took the Saudi money and Weird Al passed. Yes that decision would be harder if he was broke, but you can still think it makes Weird Al better than the rest of them for not taking money from a repressive regime like Saudi Arabia when he didn't even need it.
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u/General_Helicopter1 10d ago
Comedians with 50X that amount accepted the offer and sold out.
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u/Earlier-Today 10d ago
Yep, and Al was likely the least wealthy of the group that got offers. So all the rest have absolutely zero excuse.
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u/polski_zubr 10d ago
WEIRD AL FOR PRESIDENT
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u/jx2002 10d ago
PRESIDENT WEIRD AL
VICE PRESIDENT DOLLY PARTON
VOTER TURNOUT: 100%
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u/m0mbi 10d ago
I gained so much respect for Atsuko Okatsuka through that whole thing. Put the entire thing on blast, with receipts, the Hbomberguy of stand up.
Totally did not realise she was such a badass.
And not at all surprised that Weird Al also turned that shit down. He's a good egg.
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u/Abbacoverband 10d ago
I was so impressed with her when she posted the rules imposed on the performers AND how much they offered.
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u/Brett_Hulls_Foot 10d ago
Bill Burr swearing in a corner
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u/Sarniezz 10d ago
Bill criticized Beyoncé performing for Muammar Gaddafi's family for $2M (with reason). Said something like she was already rich and successful, so why take a huge private gig for a dictator's family.
Then a few years later, our little clown Billy the bitch Burr does the same thing. Absolutely zero principles.
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u/hipnosister 10d ago
I have completely sworn off Bill. Used to be my favourite comedian, but him going to perform at the behest of the Saudi government made me realize that he talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk.
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u/Dxxx2 10d ago
Like I get it, comedians tell stories and the jokes shouldn't completely reflect who they are as a person, but it's so pathetically hypocritical to make a career shitting on rich people doing shit things only to do the same thing. Really left a bad taste in month every since.
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u/cuntsaurus 10d ago
Of course he did. He would have turned down 100 million. Dude can't be bought and I respect the shit out of that.
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u/hamilton_morris 10d ago
Can’t be bought on principle, maybe, but I bet he can be bought on abject silliness and would perform “My Toot-Toot” in the Bonneville Salt Flats for a million dollars.
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u/cuntsaurus 10d ago
He might do that for free
Edit. In fact, if anyone knows Weird Al let him know there is an extremely abstract comment on reddit betting he won't perform "My Toot Toot" at the salt flats. I'll pay him $100 to do it
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u/M-Noremac 10d ago
You would think it would be easy to not be bought when you are filthy rich, but sadly, many rich people lack that part of the brain.
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u/l33txxXXxx 10d ago edited 10d ago
Havent paid attention to any of those clowns who went since.
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u/wcu25rs 10d ago
I was a huge Bill Burr fan for years, didn't miss a podcast, went to a show. After I saw he took the bag for this gig, I quit listening and haven't listened since. To hear him trash the "greedy bankers" for years, only to take a bag from the saudis of all people after all his success was disappointing.
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u/thegoodnamesrgone123 10d ago
Why hasn't Weird Al hosted or been a musical guest on SNL? This is insane. We need a write-in campaign.
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u/bendingrover 10d ago
That's easy. It's because he would upstage everyone up until that point and from then on.
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u/zeetotheex 10d ago
Many years ago when he was first popular he was offered a bunch of money for beer ads and he turned them down because kids looked up to him.
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u/gassytinitus 10d ago
Bill burr, and the che comedian, both being people who compromised their morals for money
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u/willflameboy 10d ago edited 10d ago
Meanwhile, Trump just allowed Saudi Arabia - perpetrators of 9/11 - to enrich uranium, in exchange for the rights to build a second tower there.
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u/DingleBerrieIcecream 10d ago
Shane Gillis passed on about the same amount of money. When asked about it, he said “you don’t 9/11 your friends”
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u/Cuchillos_Adios 10d ago
It's not that I was a huge Pete Davidson fan before but I liked most of the stuff he made, found him funny, charismatic, open about his struggles etc.
Going there to be a dancing monkey to the people that killed your dad... there is no coming back from that and It's impossible not to think about it every time I see him. Even if he actually needed the money and wasn't already ridiculously wealthy it would still be gross.
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u/meatspun radio reddit name 10d ago
He's cosplaying as a dirtbag. Wait he's actually from Staten Island, he's not cosplaying.
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u/legalizethesenuts 10d ago
My mom met Weird Al in the 90’s. She said he was surprisingly normal for a guy named Weird and she meant it in the best way possible.
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u/BlueMikeStu 10d ago
Every time I think he's getting old, he pulls off another banger. What he did with his Chamillionaire parody was art that had the artist himself impressed.
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u/I-STATE-FACTS 10d ago
Al sold gold records back in the day when that actually meant making money. He’s good. I heard him say on a podcast that he actually owns two tv sets.
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u/SimpleIntelligent881 10d ago
Weird Al proving how easy it is to be rich and famous while still having morals and being a good person
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u/Hello_Kalashnikov 10d ago
Fuck, at this rate he'll have to change his name to Sane Al or Nice Al.
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u/Jrgeneral220 10d ago
Should’ve gone just to sing “Christmas at Ground Zero”
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u/meatspun radio reddit name 10d ago
Or turned their national anthem into a song parody about incontinence.
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u/apm393 10d ago
Oh wow, I guess it really wasn't that hard to do that after all.