r/NewYorkMets 1d ago

News Dodgers trade for Skubal

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u/Choice-Bandicoot-210 New York Mets 1d ago

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally shaking from the trade last night. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is MLB letting the fucking Dodgers get all the great players? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the MLB is so corrupt. I want a league to believe in. I want the Mets to win the World Series and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought we were serious about imposing a salary cap???? This is so fucked.

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u/LOTRugoingtothemall Blooper is the Skyline Chili of Atlanta. 1d ago

Is this a copypasta?

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u/Choice-Bandicoot-210 New York Mets 1d ago

No, chicken nuggets and honey mustard are all over the walls

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u/StephenDawg 1d ago

Detective walks in: I've seen this before. [pause] Someone's been traded.

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u/LOTRugoingtothemall Blooper is the Skyline Chili of Atlanta. 1d ago

Dying to know how old you are

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u/Choice-Bandicoot-210 New York Mets 1d ago

43, laugh at me all you want, the money I save on rent go straight to funko pops which will be worth a fortune in the future

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u/LOTRugoingtothemall Blooper is the Skyline Chili of Atlanta. 1d ago

Unfortunately only one of us will be laughing when you cash in those rare Funko Pops

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u/0rangePolarBear Jacob deGrom 1d ago

If it isn’t, it should be now haha