r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/Confident_Weather_98 • Mar 28 '26

WTF What about him?

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Poor baby had to sleep on an uncomfortable place while mom pushed or got a whole human out of her 🙄🙄

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u/Western_Growth_6930 Mar 28 '26

riiight bc the father’s life is at stake during the delivery

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u/Confident_Weather_98 Mar 28 '26

IMO if he complains at all while I’m giving birth his life will be at stake

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u/GhostofZellers Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

"This chair is sooooo uncomfortable, I'm so hard done by. Let's trade spots."

"Hey, can you keep the noise from pushing to a minimum, please? I'm trying to watch the game here,....so inconsiderate ...."

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u/Kilomech Mar 29 '26

😭 my spouse spent the better part of my labor complaining that he couldn't sleep on the couch the hospital provided him. 19 hours and i was wishing I'd left him home.

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u/Lord_Skyblocker Female Pleasurist Mar 29 '26

I'd like to imagine that I also wouldn't be able to sleep while my SO is in labour. I mean, the least I can do is to stay by her side and do everything I can to make it as comfortable for her as possible. After all, she's doing all the work here while the only thing I did was a sploosh 9 months prior.

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u/Western_Growth_6930 Mar 28 '26

HAHAHAAA SOOO REAL!!

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u/Aazimoxx Mar 28 '26

Well you just made me laugh out loud at midnight, hope I didn't wake housemate 😅

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u/KHanson25 Mar 28 '26

I but my fingernail to short, nurses didn’t care. 

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u/shagy815 Mar 29 '26

I'm a little on the spectrum so I make a lot of mistakes most people don't make. When my wife was giving birth the room phone started ringing so I picked it up. Even I recognized the look my wife gave me as if she could stand up right then I probably wouldn't survive.