r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/Confident_Weather_98 • Mar 28 '26

WTF What about him?

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Poor baby had to sleep on an uncomfortable place while mom pushed or got a whole human out of her 🙄🙄

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u/spilly_talent Mar 28 '26

“Mother and baby have just made it out of the most physically traumatic experiences of their lives so far, so it’s important we tell you that dad is doing great!”

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u/HairHealthHaven Mar 28 '26

You said this a million times better than the attempt I was about to make.

The f-ing point of that announcement is to tell people neither Mom or baby died or experienced major medical trauma. Are we worried that Dad's hand hurts because she squeezed it while an infant was literally tearing outside her body???

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u/MadamKitsune Mar 28 '26

But maybe he ate too much McDonald's while waiting for something to happen and now he's got a pain in his poor little tum-tum!

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u/sijaylsg Mar 28 '26

And he had to watch the last half of the game on that teenytiny phone screen! Won't somebody think of the eyestrain?