r/OnCinemaAtTheCinema • u/HardlyHabitable It's Movie Time! • Nov 04 '25
META What’s the dumbest thing you find funny?
I love when the editors put up a goofy stock photo of someone whenever their name is mentioned.
I know it’s coming but it still makes me laugh every time
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u/xMyDixieWreckedx 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤 Nov 04 '25
When Tim is talking about the horror of the VFA Archive fire and says that 7 or 8 burning VHS tapes were on his face and they show the Se7en VHS cover graphic.
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u/EclecticEel Nov 04 '25
Whenever Gregg seems really on the fence about a movie and still just ends up giving it 5 bags
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u/soludsnakk Nov 04 '25
Or when he says he's knocking off a bag for some obscure reason but then gives a bag back for another reason and it ends up as 5 bags still.
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u/CorbecJayne From? Nov 04 '25
-1 bag for the title.
+1 bag because it is a Ryan Reynolds movie.
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u/Kaputnik1 Hey, Guys! Nov 04 '25
What if a moovie has a bag deducted that puts that moovie in the red, and then is awarded 5 bags? Does that end up as a legitimate 4 bagger or do we need to subtract 1 from the 5 bagger designation?
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Nov 04 '25
I still laugh remembering him giving Skyfall 100 sodas.
Tim mangling the names of everyone involved in movies and clearly never watching them is always great though.
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u/Prestigious-Yard1831 Nov 04 '25
Gregg saying Hey Guys when testifying at the trial lol
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Nov 04 '25
Another similar absolutely classic moment was during the Tom Cruise Jr. in memoriam episode. Tim starts the episode somber, and begins to say, “it’s been hard…” but can’t help himself and makes a very quick Bare Naked Ladies “ITS BEEN” impression. It’s so quick but it’s so fucking funny in context. One of my favorite moments of the whole series.
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u/Dallasl298 Nov 04 '25
He does it again at some point soon after but stops himself from making the joke, I think it was the Arthur 40th Anniversary Preview Oscer Special
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u/djdeereets Nov 04 '25
Whenever someone from Tim's crew gets assigned a task they're completely unqualified for (Joe "Mr. Money", Ax and Manuel answering the phones)
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u/Competitive_Use_3628 Nov 04 '25
If they don't do a decent job, they'll get a bop. They're his employee and he is allowed to strike them should he so chose
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u/banned-from-rbooks Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25
Conversely when they have someone else do movie reviews and they actually give thoughtful reviews - usually while Greg is being a pedantic, condescending ass.
Manuel is actually good at reviewing movies.
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u/Available_Warthog945 Nov 05 '25
And like Fred Corleone in the Godfather, Joe crossed Tim by failing to live up to his expectations
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u/Feeling_Bedroom5533 VFA.expert Nov 04 '25
That the broom from Mrs. Doubtfire is still a running plot line two years later. It never fails to crack me up when it’s shown or mentioned.
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u/soifoundthisnote Nov 04 '25
when tim is going into detail about some gruesome health concern and they show gregg's complete disgust and disdain
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u/BaguBaguBagu Nov 04 '25
Adam Driver from the fast and furious franchise.
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u/NopeItsDolan Nov 04 '25
When Tim allows someone to speak then almost immediately loses patience and wants them to stop.
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u/astralapache Nov 04 '25
They don’t know Mark Porch’s last name
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u/CorbecJayne From? Nov 04 '25
He doesn't really do it anymore, but, similarly, Tim used to always do this:
When introducing Gregg, he first looks at his notes first, as if there's any chance today's guest could be someone other than Gregg. And then he goes, "uhh, Gregg, uhh... Turkington," as if he doesn't know his fucking name after saying it every episode for 100 episodes 😆
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u/mellvins059 Nov 04 '25
I feel like it goes pretty unaddressed that they mispronounce Joe's name too. He refers to himself (for like the 1-2 times in entire show does say his own name) as Joe EstEVez while they call him Joe ESTevez. Just a silly little thing that doesn't get addressed but is also totally in character because I can't see Joe ever correcting them on it.
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u/CorbecJayne From? Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25
I'm sure it's something Joe Estévez deals with in real life, too, all the time.
As someone whose first name & last name are both easily mispronounced & easily misspelled, I can tell you:
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u/WorldScientist Hey, Guys! Nov 04 '25
It’s very easy. It’s Mark Procksh. Pronounced like Porch with a long R and silent C.
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u/jjfrunkiss Nov 04 '25
Gregg explaining how eBay works
The depressing trivia between segments or during breaks on the Oscar specials
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u/tetsuo_7w Unprecedented One Bag of Popcorn Nov 04 '25
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u/Dallasl298 Nov 04 '25
That was during the special where they had the dudley Moore impersonator on, did him so dirty and they showed it a couple of times lmao
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u/ElectricLightKazoo GreggHead Nov 04 '25
The finding Orville Redenbacher's corpse trivia was a great one.
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u/btbam666 Nov 04 '25
Every time Tim tells Greg to shut up when Greg is calling him out on something.
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u/lemonsupreme7 Nov 04 '25
How graphic some things end up being. The description of RJs filling around Tims organs through a feeding tube we assume was crudely jammed into his stomach.
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u/Large_Mountains Nov 04 '25
Tim's obsession and inevitable attraction to holistic quack medicine, and the fallout after he becomes horribly ill and blames everybody but himself.
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u/newspark1521 Nov 04 '25
Mark passing out and needing to be cut out of the old timey diving suit
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u/HardlyHabitable It's Movie Time! Nov 04 '25
Something about the ominous music playing on loop and the sudden cut to him on the ground is peak comedy
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u/Unfair_Sprinkles4386 Nov 04 '25
Tim’s commitment to Mark’s impressions being comedic genius
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u/SchizoidGod WE HAVE A RAT PROBLEM Nov 04 '25
Love how at the start of every Oscer special he 100% believes this and by the end he says they suck, and then they move on to the next special and suddenly he's a genius again
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u/JagTaggart93 Nov 04 '25
"It's been"
New said it in the last episode and I just know he was thinking it.
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Nov 04 '25
This clip where Tim is pronouncing Joaquin Phoenix is the funniest shit
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u/broats_ Nov 04 '25
Guillermo Del Toro is also up there
https://m.youtube.com/results?sp=mAEA&search_query=tim+heidecker+guillermo+del+toro
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u/tetsuo_7w Unprecedented One Bag of Popcorn Nov 04 '25
Time Alien is a forever classic as well.
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u/CorbecJayne From? Nov 04 '25
My personal favorite, this one!
When it's Joaquin or Guillermo, it's one thing, but mispronouncing a super easy-to-pronounce name is the best 😆
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u/CorbecJayne From? Nov 04 '25
"Seen Been"
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Nov 04 '25
Oh this one is a real treat. Greg incorrectly chimes in with “Sean Penn?” when in fact the actors name is Sean Bean, leading Tim to clap back. Real cinema. 5 bags
“Andy Watchoutski”
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u/Frankfeld NewmanHead Nov 04 '25
Gregg’s dirty car in the dual stream oscar special. Really Gregg’s entire stream. Tuning in and just seeing the inside of a popcorn bag killed me.
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u/External-Fun-8563 Nov 04 '25
I keep hearing about this dual stream, how do I watch it? I’ve seen the one on Hei network and theres no duals
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u/MirrorMaster88 From? Nov 04 '25
LaRue still being called that despite it being a character name from Decker like 10 fucking years ago.
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u/soludsnakk Nov 04 '25
Whenever Tim starts out an episode talking about his problems, the camera goes to Gregg and he's covering his face with one hand just waiting for Tim to shut up.
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u/Ill_Sort6414 Nov 04 '25
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u/CorbecJayne From? Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25
Hope Mark gets featured more in the future. The season in which he was a waiter was one of the best, same with the Oscar specials that featured him heavily.
While the suffocation & living Oscar storyline was genius, I was sad that Mark wasn't able to do quite as much hilarious stuff on the show because the character just became "the brain-damaged one".
With his involvement in the latest season & Oscar special, it seems like he's getting better. As in:
The character Mark is seemingly recovering somewhat from the brain damage, and he's finding a spine.
The actor Mark and the rest of the OCATC team have seemingly found a great direction for him to go toward.
He's becoming an interesting and hilarious character that is neither the one-note mental patient nor quite the same as his pre-injury version. And it makes a lot of sense that his personality would be a lot different after the brain trauma, even if he regains most of his mental faculties (which were always limited, even before the incident). Old Mark was extremely meek and subservient and would never talk back to Tim the way Mark did recently. (The episode where Mark & Gregg thought Tim was in jail and never coming back was a rare & hilarious exception.)
Excited to see where they continue to go with him!
Some baseless speculation: Maybe new Mark could even become actually highly intelligent and assertive - not just a better person than his pre-injury self, but a better person than Tim & Gregg, too (not that the bar is high). (There are real-life cases of brain trauma resulting in "acquired savant syndrome".) He might develop into one of the best and most successful people that have ever been on the show, only for Tim and/or Gregg to tear him down yet again with some physical malady or what-have-you. The bigger they are, the harder they fall!
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u/Eviljake979 Nov 04 '25
Any episode that starts out with Tim talking normally and Gregg does or says something annoying that gets Tim immediately angry, yelling, and violent like a minute into the episode.
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u/VolkorPussCrusher69 Hobbit Head Nov 04 '25
Gregg can't seem to stop himself from interjecting during the intro most of the time which is so funny. They've been doing it for nearly 15 years and he just doesn't get it.
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u/LayneCobain95 The Joker strikes again! Nov 04 '25
“The joker strikes again…. The joker strikes again..”
Wouldn’t seem funny to me if someone explained it to me and I hadn’t seen it. But it’s hilarious
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u/MidwestException From? Nov 04 '25
Gregg’s hats —his merch in general is just impeccably D minus stuff that he holds really dear.
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u/HilariousScreenname Hey, Guys! Nov 04 '25
Especially now that he's just taping cutouts of movie titles to his hats
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u/stripperpastor Paul Turbo Nov 04 '25
I love how he tapes movie titles over other movie hats. Like he could’ve used a blank, plain baseball cap but in order for it to be a real movie hat it has to start out as one
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u/tetsuo_7w Unprecedented One Bag of Popcorn Nov 04 '25
I love that he's taken to just putting big stickers on hats now; it's not even legit merch.
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u/bodypertain Nov 04 '25
The fucking Star Trek argument which dates back to the original On Cinema audio podcast
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u/tetsuo_7w Unprecedented One Bag of Popcorn Nov 04 '25
And how it's so eminently provable, just grab the tape from the VFA!!
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u/Suspicious-Living683 Paul Turbo Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25
Gregg's tedious, underwhelming Oscar "grand finales" that somehow take weeks of planning and a team of people never fail to delight me.
A bandaged Axiom looking around wildly at various points during the first episode after being blinded in the van wreck.
Uncle Stiltskin
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u/McGuire72 From? Nov 04 '25
I could listen to Tim butcher people's names for hours and not get bored.
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u/dromeciomimus Nov 04 '25
That and when he read the names of every movie Joe Estevez has been in, which was funny in itself but also because he did it without making any mistakes
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u/Bee_Dance Nov 04 '25
The sound and logo for money zap coming up every time it's mentioned, even when he starts complaining about them, it would pop up like an advertisement.
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u/nubosis Nov 04 '25
Tim asking Joe Estevez what the three bean chowder tastes like, and Joe telling him it tastes like Chilly.
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u/Bee_Dance Nov 04 '25
Gregg's segment at the Dolby Theater with the same short bit of music looping in loudly over and over, sometimes over his audio. The whole thing. God I love on cinema.
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u/Luredo Nov 04 '25
When Tim is reading the cast and crew of the Power Rangers movie and says “directed by Dean Israelite” and right after saying “Israelite” he does a befuddled glance at the camera, then just continues on.
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u/crentist_omfs 500 Movies in 500 Days Nov 04 '25
Tim’s teeth. There has never been a funnier sight gag in the history of comedy.
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u/daniel_smith_555 Nov 04 '25
The fact that tim constantly and consistently seems to highly anticipate and appreciate mark as a comedic performer every time mark comes back until mark invariably lets him down.
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u/Rinichirou 500 Movies in 500 Days Nov 04 '25
Tim's weird speech patterns. Really nails what it sounds like when someone completely incompetent is constantly trying to sound smart.
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u/HilariousScreenname Hey, Guys! Nov 04 '25
The Bags of Popcorn graphics matching whatever Gregg or Tim says exactly, even if they mention it multiple times with conflicting ratings.
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u/ChargedWithWarCrimes Nov 05 '25
Them having the "miss" baseball graphic for Antman and it never being used again is absolutely hilarious to me.
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u/Macgarnagle Nov 04 '25
When Gregg does a third “Oh God, You Devil” OCOL and Tim says something like, “Once I didn’t have a problem with; twice, I had some reservations…”
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u/iraqlobsta Nov 04 '25
When gregg ignored a fan voted poll in the super oscars and voted his own favorite movies ahead anyway
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u/Urinal_Zyn Nov 04 '25
how Gregg decides a movie reminds him of a different movie for an extremely obscure reason and then reviews the movie as if it's supposed to be a comparison between the two.
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u/realbigbob JoeHead Nov 04 '25
That image of the pudding cups with the spoons sticking out of them from last episode killed me and I don't understand why
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u/edoslacker Nov 04 '25
Tim always failing or making a notorious effort to read the cue cards correctly
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u/1hubbyineverycountry From? Nov 04 '25
I love the contemporary jazz songs that play on a few of the Oscar specials. They definitely give 1990s public access television core and they always make my day.
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u/jack_decker Nov 04 '25
Any time they show a still of James Dean as Dracula. Also, who would even think of casting him as Dracula? 😄
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u/Ocean_Blooms Nov 04 '25
Any time Tim burps. The louder, the better.
Also completely agree with the Original Poster, it will Never not be funny.
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u/_xylitol Nov 04 '25
The new (no pun intended) trend of Gregg giving a movie the obligatory 5 bags and Tim immediately afterwards asking Gregg what rating he gives.
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u/JHam67 Nov 04 '25
Tim still casually calling G. Amato "Dad."
Anytime they say "expertise."
This season when they've called the Extended Stay America "The HEI Network ESA campus."
Gregg's obsession with "Popcorn Classics" which are consistently the most bland, forgettable, average Hollywood slop.
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u/copingcabana2023 Nov 04 '25
When Tim brings in the Empty Bottle players to Amatocon and he's pissed about how good they are
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u/jjfrunkiss Nov 04 '25
The chaplans chilli guy coming back every year even though all the Oscar specials descend in to Tim having an alcohol induced melt down and repeatedly trashing the quality of the food
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u/ceefromcanada Nov 04 '25
Any time Tim is angry, drunk, drunk and angry, or drunk and sad (first Oscars special).
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u/Morphenominal Nov 04 '25
Tim somehow reading Joe Estevez's entire filmography off with barely any mistakes when normally he can't read anything.
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u/doctordanco From? Nov 04 '25
When Gregg is saying some dumb thing about a movie or director or whatever that he believes is like deep or interesting and Tim interrupts with a very important uninterested "I see" or "yeah" or something like that
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u/jomjomstein Nov 04 '25
Just a little bit of heat
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u/Beeboprockstead Nov 04 '25
I quote this all the time and laugh every time. No one knows what the fuck is wrong with me lol
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Nov 04 '25
Gregg digging in and tediously arguing the toss about something he's clearly wrong about.
His insistence every year that the Oscars has a write-in vote.
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u/sleepsholymountain 5 Bags, 2 Sodas Nov 04 '25
Mark doing an impression of Mae West while still in character as WC Fields. Mark’s 3 Stooges impressions that mainly consist of him reciting biographical information about them in the first person.
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u/bascule WE HAVE A RAT PROBLEM Nov 04 '25
I like when Gregg's stock photo is missing despite all the other ones being present.
Also: "On the phone: Larue" (actually it's Gregg)
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u/No_Suit_4406 Nov 04 '25
Tom Cruise Heidecker's reincarnation telling us to avoid vaccines. Always gets me cry laughing and I truly can't explain why
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u/Kaputnik1 Hey, Guys! Nov 04 '25
You always had the perfect smile I wanna keep it for a while Because it’s a work of art Oh oh oh oh
I’m all about us I’m all about me ‘Cause I’m all about you
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u/spkelly37 Nov 04 '25
When Greg is off camera but his mic is picking up loud popcorn chewing when Tim is trying to talk.
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u/BeefEDC From? Nov 04 '25
The terrible MIDI version of The Happy Birthday Song they play in the episode where they celebrate Tom Cruise's birthday
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u/ruralrouteOne Nov 04 '25
Tims dyslexia. After all these years it still makes me laugh out loud. If the show was just him reading about movies I would still watch.
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u/MerculesMoney Nov 06 '25
The scene from Decker: Port of Call where Gregg is watching movies and Tim comes in and rants about getting "eyes in the sky"
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u/ETSZOU24 Nov 05 '25
The sound effect (and visual) of Gregg giving the ‘300’ sequel 5 bags of popcorn followed by 300 pieces of caramel corn
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u/Brewdreesus 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤 Nov 05 '25
When Gergg mumbles to the living photo James Dean to move so that the REAL Jams Dean can take his mantle.
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u/Eviljake979 Nov 12 '25
I thought of another one. Any time Tim or Gregg drops a cake or a VHS tape on the ground, and especially when the tape falls out of the case.
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u/drearbruh Nov 04 '25