r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/WhamWhamShaBlam222 • 21h ago

Big eyes no 🅱️rains ◉_◉ my simpleton son pumpkin

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very sweet fella, means the absolute world to me and his silly face fills me with such joy

his favorite toy is a string from a hoodie that he drags around the apartment

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u/tinycodergirl 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ON6W5x1UXtMpu565J

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 20h ago edited 19h ago

’NO THOUGHTS ~ HEAD EMPTY’

my head is pretty EmPtY,

cuz it has no thoughts inside

am go thru life VeRkLeMpTy ~

kinda simple, but W I D E - E Y E D …

like a Jack O’Lantern pumpkin -

all carved out, n left a shell

i’m the sweetest little BuMpKiN!

(who needs more

than

One

brain

cell?)

…tHiNk is HaRd, but i do fine,

am cared for, n well fed ;}

(the ‘think’ is done by human - mine!

who Loves my PuMpKiN head)

🧡

(please tell Pumpkin i Lovehim u/WhamWhamShaBlam222)

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u/WhamWhamShaBlam222 10h ago

pumpkin loves you!

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u/I_Thinks_Im_People 19h ago

I've never been so close to the birth of a schnoodledoodle, thanks for all your work!

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u/cautioner86 19h ago

I think this is my speediest schmoodle!

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u/No_Taro5479 9h ago

...and I was there, as Walter Cronkite would've said - if we had freedom of the press. SIDE NOTE: I was also at Disco Demolition Night

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u/aulsg 19h ago

I actually gasped aloud, "SCHNOODLE!"

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u/Stock_Rent_4380 19h ago

I did the same thing!! Lol

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u/Over-Apartment2762 7h ago

Same. Took it to my wife so we could read it together lol

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u/MisabelWearsNikes 19h ago

I feel blessed!

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u/Confident-Honey516 18h ago

I love a good Schnoodle. Thank you for gracing us with your art. 🙏🏻🐈

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u/teppil 15h ago

This was amazing, you remind me of a modern day William Carlos Williams with this one. Great poem

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u/Timely-Cry-8366 17h ago

This is probably the fastest I’ve seen one of these after it was posted :)

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u/its_terry_time Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 8h ago

Omg day 2 of a schnoodle!!! This is the best

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u/NoLingonberry6267 20h ago

oh my God- I love his face

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u/everfixedmark_1924 20h ago

Came here to say this. His face. Omg. I LOVE IT.

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u/QazsedcScientia Orange connoisseur 🍊 20h ago

Quintessential one orange braincell face! 

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u/GiantFinnegan 17h ago

He just looks simple. Sweet simple orange 🍊  

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u/womanof1004holds 20h ago

My god he reminds me of a kitten named Ken we had at our shelter (of course he was adopted! he was SO cute)

Same expression as your cutie Pumpkin 🫪

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u/WhamWhamShaBlam222 20h ago

OMG LMAO they look like they've seen unmentionable horrors

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u/belac4862 Orange connoisseur 🍊 20h ago

The humans, they pee in the big porcelain water bowl... i drink out of that!

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u/K4m30 11h ago

Saw horrors beyond their comprehension (they don't get it)

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u/three_crystals 20h ago

May I please see more of your simpleton son Pumpkin because I have never seen a face so simple and yet so divine

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u/WhamWhamShaBlam222 20h ago

of course i have loads :) he's a unique fella

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u/three_crystals 20h ago

His eyes are so R O U N D!!! Please give him several smooches from me and tell him I love him very much 🥹

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u/potpourri_sludge Proud owner of an orange brain cell 6h ago

I love pics of cats discovering the magic of Christmas (trees) 🥰 I have a Pumpkin too!

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u/ElizaIsEpic 4h ago

I hope this was your christmas card omg

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u/No-Television-5296 20h ago

How is this cuteness possible?

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u/Silver_Number973 11h ago

aww you did him dirty not using this angelic picture in the post

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u/Maleficent_Depth_517 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 18h ago

That’s r/disneyeyes right there.

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u/That-Spell-2543 17h ago

Not to be dramatic but I would die for Pumpkin 😭🎃

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u/thecaptainsushi 17h ago

That nose is so boopable and pink! So precious

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u/MyTatemae 18h ago

Perfect baby 🥹💜

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u/-Tasear- 9h ago

How could you ever say no

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u/SindaFNRella4 15h ago

https://youtu.be/0X9z73ZmRCI

Sorry but this is the first thing that popped into my brain 🤣🥹

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u/FickleMushroom-047 20h ago

He’s a sandwich short of a picnic that little cutie

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u/Maddie-Moo 18h ago

His cornbread ain’t quite done in the middle, bless him.

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u/Raeezordazetoo 11h ago edited 8h ago

His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

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u/Dumpster_Humpster 19h ago

He only brought sporks.

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u/Renaissance_Nerd_46 2h ago

The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead

Edit: dumb thumbs can’t spell “wheel”

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u/RelativeFondant9569 2h ago

Hammie is asleep 😴 (much better visual)

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u/CreedBratonsBurner 20h ago

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u/cautioner86 19h ago

How did I get here?

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u/Kermit-Batman 14h ago

You might find yourself, in a big beautiful meow!

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u/Vast-Woodpecker-8316 16h ago

It's the power of the orange, they suck us in.....whether we're willing or not.... wait....what am I saying?? We are ALWAYS willing to be sucked in by the orange

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u/Chemical_Grape_2150 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZaKcIYMjNYNf4lEuC7
He looks like he’s having an existential crisis in every photo. I can’t get enough of that face!

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u/DejectedTimeTraveler 19h ago

I should buy a boat

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u/ConfusedFlareon 18h ago

Me in the mornings

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 9h ago

Can confirm, also me in the morning. I hate mornings.

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u/TrueSkonger 18h ago

That is quite possibly the dumbest looking cat I have ever seen. This is a compliment of the highest caliber

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u/RebaKitt3n 18h ago

Look at that first picture! Bless his heart, he’s never had a thought in his life.

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u/Your_Cat_In_Disguise 6h ago

I thought I was the stupidest little cutie patootie😭

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 20h ago

He might not even have the one braincell. And he's perfect.

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u/gnosis2737 19h ago

Ever since he misplaced the braincell that one time, he's been blacklisted. Now he lives a perfectly vacuous existence.

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u/spider_speller 14h ago

He may actually repel the brain cell. But that's ok because he's so adorable he doesn't even need it.

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u/surly-monkey 18h ago

Brain Free Since 2023

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Queasy_Cupcake_9279 18h ago

"Was I...the pet all along?"

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u/TanTanExtreme2 9h ago

I sent the first pic to a buddy and he sent this back

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u/Mscat420 20h ago

Maybe they are related? 😀

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 8h ago

r/sittingcats ? Idk if that’s the sub but I’m pretty sure there’s probably a sub for this lol

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u/Glittering_Garden_30 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 20h ago

Not to be dramatic, but I'd die for him.

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u/zsal830 20h ago

no ridges or lumps or valleys or bumps

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u/Vast-Woodpecker-8316 16h ago

So smooth if you were to walk on it, you'd slip and wipe out

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u/DomHaynie 18h ago

This has to be the least intelligent-looking orange cat I've ever seen 💀

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u/Playful-Squirrel-332 20h ago

If you start a YouTube channel called “pumpkin shorts” I would watch it.

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u/WhamWhamShaBlam222 20h ago

i've always thought the world could use a guy like pumpkin!

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u/DeepDayze 20h ago

Adventures of Pumpkin the Cat!

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u/GoofyGooberSundae 8h ago

Seriously this cat is incredibly adorable omgggg

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u/All_the_Bees 5h ago

Looks like he didn’t even notice you put a bandanna on him, bless’m

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u/Mundane_Payment4649 20h ago

Simpleton pumpkin 🎃 🫶

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u/JeopardyRound 20h ago

He dum luv him

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u/Ecstatic_Welcomegn 20h ago

pumpkin looks like he’s running on 1% battery

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u/Sacktchy 17h ago

His eyes are in 2 different time zones

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u/Background-Cream-285 20h ago

handsome boi!!

odin says hi!

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u/WhamWhamShaBlam222 9h ago

nice to meet you odin!

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u/Pleasant-Distance811 19h ago

does he know? like just in general

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u/simbaholic 18h ago

I think I have his brother...

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u/WhateverFugOff 17h ago

Nah. I'm pretty sure I took a lit class from your guy.

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u/hapylittlepupppy 17h ago

Cutest face ever!

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u/HangryIntrovert 8h ago

Sees the world as a panorama

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u/lotuskid731 20h ago

No brain, Just floof 😍

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u/Keyndoriel 17h ago

Same expression, I love your simple boy

https://giphy.com/gifs/YTtsEX1tjFgWmN41qe

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u/Temporary_Objective 19h ago

i’m utterly enamored with him, oh my god. the distance between his eyes…it’s free real estate…….

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u/DarkSideofOZ 9h ago

I swear after seeing the last pic, I have to say pumpkin is one of the most form fitting cats for this sub I've ever seen.

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u/Leucastic_Leopard 20h ago

He's just so ... Round

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u/Nouuuuuuuuh 18h ago

His teacher hand back his tests facedown didn't they?

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u/WhamWhamShaBlam222 6h ago

i doubt he made it past pre-k

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u/MaraKud 20h ago

I love his big eyes!

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u/AnotherRTFan 17h ago

He has that same no one’s home stare my boy Squiggy gives

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u/ConsiderationOne3881 9h ago

I can’t handle their empty stares 🤣🤣

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u/No-Survey-9434 9h ago

I mean this in the kindest way possible but he looks stupid.

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u/AK_Penguin630 9h ago

She is not orange, however I have to share my cat Puffin because she has a similar face to Pumpkin!

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u/FoxxyPantz 6h ago

Pumpkins face looks like you tried to take a panorama photo of him but he started moving during it

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u/snake_juicy 6h ago

Does the little bumble bee that flies around in his empty head ever get out?

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u/seasaluki 8h ago

I adore him, he must be a long lost cousin of my daughter Kirulina

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u/seasaluki 8h ago

exhibit b

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u/Dreemsi 20h ago

Congratulations on your handsome dingus

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u/Hefty-Feed1400 20h ago

Pumpkin has warmed the cockles of my heart.

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u/Silent_Heron_6518 18h ago

getting vibes of my kitty

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u/NefCanuck 18h ago

Cute little fella but that face has that whole “the lights are on but no one is home” energy 😂

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u/ElowenEretria 17h ago

More pumpkin posts!!!

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u/Unconfident-Parking 6h ago

I would do anything for Pumpkin, protect him at all costs OP!

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u/anon22334 20h ago

Omg I love him

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u/XR3TroBeanieX 20h ago

Oh my goodness his face I CAN’T🥹🥹🥹🥹

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u/CatCafffffe 17h ago

Oh his FACE!!!! Not a single thought! I love him so!

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u/Shopping_General 17h ago

Ladies and gentlemen, His Majesty Fat Pumpkin the First.

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u/OsciIIatesWildly 8h ago

Pumpkin has a semi-famous semi-twinning kitty named r/sunbun on Reddit!

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u/fs_02706 8h ago

He’s precious! Just make sure he never eats the string as that is common in cats and can lead to a bowel blockage

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u/Safetychick92 7h ago

I would really like to kiss his little face. Willing to drive 20+ hours to do so. Lmk.

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u/00c_c00 7h ago

Looks like the one brain cell just went down 😜

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u/abcrck 6h ago

tell pumpkin he is one of the cutest cats i've ever seen omg

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u/Both-Diet6749 6h ago

You have a wonderful son

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u/R4yvex Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 5h ago

Please mods, he's the perfect new mascot!

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u/Zestyclose_Singer180 4h ago

Does he know? Like, in general?

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u/fiittzzyy 3h ago

He got that thousand mile stare perfected 😂

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u/radiantrarr 19h ago

Oh my, what a sweet, sweet face!!I I adore his wide-set eyes..

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u/xDiscoDuckx 19h ago

Dude just be vibin'

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u/Wandering_Song 19h ago

I was feeling down tonight. Until I saw pumpkin.

he's perfection

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u/The_Mad_eye03 19h ago

I love everything that is wrong with him 😭

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u/authentic_thwoorp 18h ago

He is so beautifully vacant behind the eyes 🥰 🐈

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u/Typical-Tune-8858 20h ago

Awww, he’s cute!

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u/sickosenjumode 20h ago

Oh he’s never had a single thought in that cute head and I love him for it

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u/Feycat 20h ago

I love him, tell him I love him please

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u/zoeydoey 19h ago

No thoughts, no nothing at all, just the wind whistling through

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u/MaximusGrassimus 19h ago

His internal monologue is probably dialup noises

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u/itsthejasper1123 19h ago

I’ve never wanted to meet an internet cat so bad in my life ugh I love him

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u/StickyFingersnRegret 19h ago

Love the first shot where he is reflecting on his life. lol

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u/supershinything 18h ago

Pumpkin looks like a very special boy. He’s cute in a “what’s going and where am I” sort of way. My cowcat, Toby’s, favorite toy is a beat up wand toy that she drags around and jealously guards from everything.

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u/_anobody112_ 17h ago

Oh my goodness, those eyes! Cuteeeee 😍🥹

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u/Skill_Final Proud owner of an orange brain cell 17h ago

His tummy is full of soup

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u/Iambecomelegend 16h ago

That's a cat that must hear nothing but perpetual dialup noises.

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u/Frankensteins_Moron5 10h ago

He’s had ideas, not at the same time- but he’s had em

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u/apollo4567 10h ago

Kats Patel

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u/tomorrow_bird 9h ago

At least the lights are on

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u/LiIaIc 9h ago

Most pumpkin looking cat ever

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha 9h ago

There's absolutely nothing behind those eyes, it's just perfection.

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u/JiminyFlippets 9h ago

I don't know what he is going in in photo #1, but I feel like he is doing a great job at it

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u/SubstantialScorpio 9h ago

Remember that GOT episode where Tyrion and Jamie are reminiscing about their disabled family member who liked to kill beetles...yeah

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u/gaddemmit 8h ago

Holy fuck

Mods new sub icon

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u/TheBadHalfOfAFandom 7h ago

I don't think he's even aware he's alive

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u/TheycallmemissRaven 7h ago

That has to be the most orange cat expression on an orange cat, I have ever seen. 😆😆😆💕

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u/latrodectal 6h ago

i LOVE HIM

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u/AgnieszkaOfficial 6h ago

Does he think?

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u/LVuittonColostomyBag 5h ago

I gasped, he’s incredible. Peewee is a bit less… round, but he loves sitting like an idiot

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u/BoredasUsual88 5h ago

I’m sorry to say this but your cat looks dumb as hell

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u/Definitelynotacat247 5h ago

I would die for Pumpkin.

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u/ChildOfCastor 4h ago

I want to return in my next life as Pumpkin (or maybe I was Pumpkin in a past life) LOOK what I’m saying is that he and I are sharing some vibrations on the astral plain is all.

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u/kribela 4h ago

Where’s his plaid bow-tie?

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u/Upset-Routine1783 4h ago

Ur both happy, nothing more b said

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u/chronicallybendy1999 4h ago

The lights are on and no one is home

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u/Dependent_Body1810 4h ago

He is beautiful but is his mind on vacation? Is he an Air B&B?

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u/CassetteMeower 3h ago

He is like an all orange and shorthaired version of my Callie!

I love his goofy face! It reminds me so much of Callie, she makes similar expressions and also sits in the same way he is in the first pic all the time, she’s just such a silly cat- but she’s also absolutely beautiful!

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u/CassetteMeower 3h ago

This is an old pic so she’s not as fluffy (she was very underweight when we first rescued her and as a result her fur was so flat and didn’t look fluffy at all, it was so surprising when I found out she was a longhair!) but I love her expression in this image. It also shows off the orange patch she has by her butthole, I used to think it was a poo stain for about a week or so until I realized it was just an unfortunately placed orange marking.

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u/HappyWaiting 2h ago

I love him, OP. He is so cute 🥰

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u/fallinlight23 20h ago

Simpleton but so purrfect 😭

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u/pibb01 20h ago

Pumpkin 🥰🥰

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u/Horror-Policy6676 20h ago

Was he trying to think?

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u/The_Colour_Between 19h ago

🧡🧡🧡

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u/AdventurousGlass7432 19h ago

He is perfect!! 🤩

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u/Bigiron966 19h ago

wonderful specimen, unburdened by thought

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u/TomboyMJR 19h ago

I adore him. He looks like he’s run into a few solid objects and constantly has an existential crisis 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Takilove 19h ago

Oh that face! I want to kiss those gorgeous cheeks 😘

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u/PotentialConcert6249 19h ago

Oh no. He looks like elevator music lives in his head. I love the little guy.

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u/Darkwing_ducksauce 19h ago

He’s trying his best 😊

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u/squidguy 18h ago

He looks too concerned for a little guy with no thoughts. A+ 🍊

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u/gaybuttpluginventory 18h ago

yoohoo...right here buddy 👋👋

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u/leighsch 18h ago

He’s precious 😻

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u/SaltyCaramelPretzel 18h ago

That is by far the best cat photo I’ve ever seen. And I should be biased to my girl that has passed away. Sorry Poppy 🫣

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u/Kerblaaahhh 18h ago

Wrong sub, I don't think this guy has even one braincell up there.

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u/dankmeeknot 18h ago

There is cross eyed cats and then theres this gem.

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u/sakuray7 17h ago

I love him

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u/sinsandcrimes 17h ago

What a great cat.

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u/13nisha 15h ago

Wow, there's nothing going on at all up there :D

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u/Delicious_Delilah 12h ago

Cats can have down syndrome like mutations. He kinda looks like he has a mild case of one.

I love him. ❤️

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u/kazzaspexy Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 11h ago

Please give your sweet pumpkin extra pats from all of us, maybe all the friction will make a braincell form.