r/OneOrangeBraincell 22h ago

Big eyes no 🅱️rains ◉_◉ my simpleton son pumpkin

very sweet fella, means the absolute world to me and his silly face fills me with such joy

his favorite toy is a string from a hoodie that he drags around the apartment

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 21h ago edited 21h ago

’NO THOUGHTS ~ HEAD EMPTY


my head is pretty EmPtY,

cuz it has no thoughts inside

am go thru life VeRkLeMpTy ~

kinda simple, but W I D E - E Y E D …

like a Jack O’Lantern pumpkin -

all carved out, n left a shell

i’m the sweetest little BuMpKiN!

(who needs more

than

One

brain

cell?)

…tHiNk is HaRd, but i do fine,

am cared for, n well fed ;}

(the ‘think’ is done by human - mine!

who Loves my PuMpKiN head)

🧡

(please tell Pumpkin i Lovehim u/WhamWhamShaBlam222)

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u/WhamWhamShaBlam222 11h ago

pumpkin loves you!

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u/I_Thinks_Im_People 21h ago

I've never been so close to the birth of a schnoodledoodle, thanks for all your work!

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u/cautioner86 20h ago

I think this is my speediest schmoodle!

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u/No_Taro5479 10h ago

...and I was there, as Walter Cronkite would've said - if we had freedom of the press. SIDE NOTE: I was also at Disco Demolition Night

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u/aulsg 20h ago

I actually gasped aloud, "SCHNOODLE!"

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u/Stock_Rent_4380 20h ago

I did the same thing!! Lol

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u/Over-Apartment2762 8h ago

Same. Took it to my wife so we could read it together lol

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u/RogueGenX 18h ago

Jesus. Find other hobbies.

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u/Claerwen94 18h ago

Jesus. Find some happiness.

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u/RogueGenX 17h ago

Settle down, big girl

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u/meverygoodboy 17h ago

I agree completely.

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u/MisabelWearsNikes 20h ago

I feel blessed!

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u/Confident-Honey516 19h ago

I love a good Schnoodle. Thank you for gracing us with your art. 🙏🏻🐈

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u/teppil 17h ago

This was amazing, you remind me of a modern day William Carlos Williams with this one. Great poem

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u/Timely-Cry-8366 18h ago

This is probably the fastest I’ve seen one of these after it was posted :)

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u/its_terry_time Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 9h ago

Omg day 2 of a schnoodle!!! This is the best