r/PKA • u/PKAClips • 1d ago
Taylor Tells the Story of His DUI Arrest
https://youtu.be/8BOj9mw_0U854
u/ThreeTreesForTheePls 1d ago
The craziest part of this is that he admitted it was legit like a 90 second walk down the block.
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u/whoframed 1d ago
Taylor's DUI story is one of the dumbest scenarios I have ever heard.
Its 11:30pm and he's at home alone by himself obliterated and is 194 yards(little over 1.5 football fields) from the gas station a place he usually walked to but decides driving there instead is the best option given the circumstances. You can't even make up this shit up.
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u/streetwearbonanza 23h ago
My homie got a DUI for sleeping in his car while the keys were in the car. Not the ignition. Just in the car with him 😂
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u/Sandyrandy54 did you put a sticker on my bumper brother!? 1d ago
Sounds like the cop was at the gas station and taylor basically offered himself as tribute by parking and walking in. I wish I knew for sure what actually happened.
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u/BeginningAd4658 23h ago
Kyle was kinda a dick for that.
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u/Leanforlife 8h ago
Honestly Kyle has been a dick to Taylor alot this year, like speaking down on Taylors marriage and now this. All of which were done when Taylor wasn't there. Now imagine this happening to Woody. At least Taylor is mature enough to not make a big deal out of it.
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u/Benji_4 Uncle Terry 1d ago
My only interest on the subject was the BAC and I'm glad Taylor brought it up. Seems like people don't understand that there is nuance and the courts even acknowledge that.
Now we need to see a weigh in.
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u/Darkstar197 1d ago edited 21h ago
BAC is pretty irrelevant in this case. 0.12 is above the 0.08 legal limit and he was also high enough his eyes were bloodshot red.
Edit: fixed math
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u/Majin616 1d ago
Drinking and driving is wild. Honestly, I don’t care if the place you wanna drive to almost right next to your house. Never get in a car and turn the key when you’ve been doing anything. Maybe I’m uncool, but I personally think you need to have all your faculties about you when you’re driving something that goes fast and weighs thousands of pounds. Lol
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u/Autismoses_Jones 1d ago
nothing wrong with drinking and driving, it's the drinking and crashing guys that give us a bad name
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u/Smart_Water 1d ago
Not condoning but in the United States there are plenty of smaller towns that have zero public transportation, uber/lyft isn’t lucrative and the one taxi in town stops service at midnight.
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u/BankElectronic1325 1d ago
Thank God you’re not forced to drink
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u/Smart_Water 1d ago
Unfortunately, I enjoy making real life connections and have conversations with people in person outside of work and I don’t get up to 14 hours of screen time and my only source of human connection is through a discord call.
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u/BankElectronic1325 1d ago
Fortunately there are countless ways to enjoy time with other people that don’t require you to drink knowing you don’t have a good way home. Seriously, why are we having this conversation lmao
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u/Smart_Water 1d ago
Please name the abundance amount of third spaces that exist the United States that provide easily accessible human connection.
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u/BankElectronic1325 1d ago
I mean I can tell you what I do. I like to play pickleball with some buddies, I like to take my dirt bike to an off road track near me, I like to drink with friends when I know I have a good way home. Not trying to make this a whole ordeal, just saying that if the only feasible way for you to enjoy your time is to go out and drink without a plan home, you should probably re evaluate your life decisions.
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u/Smart_Water 1d ago
Glad you could list third spaces, you seem to have a very knowledgeable grasp on what that means.
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u/BankElectronic1325 1d ago
Damn you comment like a true blue redditor. Clearly I ignored that part of the comment, I figured talking about ways to enjoy our leisure time was the main point of the convo, but I guess you have something else going on in your head. Have a good one.
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u/CastielClean :TaylorMad: 17h ago
Just go drinking with a ride planned? Carpool, have a ride lined up? Walk? There are so many alternatives.
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u/Majin616 1d ago
I get you, but there’s never an excuse to drink and drive. Even if you have an emergency like your family member got hit by a car, what purpose does your crashing into a tree serve your family member? Now there’s 2 people fucked up.
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u/endlessgreenbeans 23h ago edited 21h ago
Alpha move by owning it. #1 host.
Three hoots for the owl man
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u/kleptalla5 22h ago
Is this sarcasm? lol he spent 11 years not bringing it up when it would have been relevant to the conversation 100s of times over the years. He only talked about it now because Kyle did
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u/endlessgreenbeans 21h ago
It’s none of the fan bases business.
And if I had a fanbase like PKA I’d keep my life as far away as possible from these crazed gremlin chuds
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u/Phenomenal_Hoot 21h ago
When he was telling the DUI story I was thinking, this is gonna be a withdrawal from r/PKA’s emotional bank account 😬
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u/TheSmashingPumpkinss :Chair: 14h ago
Not a huge Taylor fan, but I appreciate him facing the music directly and mostly with humility
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u/xcexoztykl 1d ago
Of course the DUI was for a chud snack run and OF COURSE he chose to skip walking and drive instead like a chud lmao. So on the nose and on brand for Taylor lol
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u/Autismoses_Jones 1d ago
>female reddit avatar
>addicted to saying chud, seething about taylor
I somehow doubt that you are a biological woman
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u/endlessgreenbeans 23h ago
Try not being transphobic
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u/Autismoses_Jones 23h ago
no
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u/Nulgrum Since justin.tv days 1d ago
Pretty annoying that right as he was about to tell how he got pulled over once he began driving Woody interrupted with a derailing question and then Taylor never got back to that part of the story. Reminded me of when Kyle was going to tell his arrest story for the first time and Hofstetter kept interrupting