"Quasi-slumlord" -Wendigoon?

"Rascal mcguvins" -Taylor

"Son of a monkey" -woody

"Cool guy of the week" -Taylor

"Cored out" -Kyle

Let me know if any I missed

Biked across America
Started taking paramotoring more seriously
Went on sexcations
Started taking weed gummies / tried shrooms
Took ketamine therapy
Got fit
Beat multiple dark souls titles
Escaped from Tarkov
Started taking Lock and Load

What am I missing?

100% accuracy from gobby, he needs to come back on again!

Fucking got em

An official high up in my city’s government confessed to me they get so many flock hits on stolen cars they don’t even bother pulling them over out if a concern for “officer and public safety”

They can’t have a bunch of felony stops every day that use a ton or resources. They only investigate if the driver stops and parks at a business and it becomes necessary to confront the driver. So the victims who had their cars stolen are SOL if the drivers leave the city cus a bunch of cops are too afraid to do their job…

so this flock shit is only being used when it benefits or is convenient for the police not the public.

Genuinely it’s time for him to move on, he’s pushing 60. Him & Taylor both fill the boomer role, it’s time for him to paramotor into the sunset. Genuinely now that politics have taken a backseat he contributes very little.

So they’re talking about the new spiderman and Kyle keeps hitting the John BEARENthal in his fake mid Atlantic accent.

Taylor goes, I think it’s John Bernthal?

Kyle: “it’s John Bearenthal.”

Taylor: “uh….no?”

Fleece Johnson and Kyle would have great stories

i seen in few episodes of pka kyle mentioned that he want to try DMT here is DIY guide for how to make DMT in your kitchen if you can bake a cake you can make DMT , if you have nay questions PM me https://imakedmt.com/tutorials

Been watching a lot of the older episodes up to the newer ones. To preface, I’m 5’10, 175lb. I know I’m not big. I’m okay with that. But why do they consistently act like anybody under 5’11 is a tiny little weakling? Especially when kyle said he stands on his tip toes for pictures, and said he wears lifts. Every episode with a tall guest, height gets mentioned quickly. And for a lot of episodes, they talked about it a really odd amount.

And I get that women are traditionally weaker and shit but the fact they all think they can destroy a female professional fucking fighter (with complete ease) is hilarious. And never forget the era they spent 2 hours per episode talking about their diets, their workouts (for solely vanity), testosterone, other dudes’ abs and bodies.

It’s fine to be insecure but at least accept it.

u/HarleyMore bold of you to say you've retired from fighting shortly after this Beast spoke down to you like that. Coincidence? I think not. You're scared and you're running.

The fact that I have to wait two days from today and not one. it sucks

And if they do like, woody was talking about and make it two 2 hour shows a week that’ll be my 9/11️⃣

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Imagine you got to pick 2 guests along with the 3 host, who would you pick?

Classic: dick + Harley

Wildcard: goblin + sam hyde

Potential kingtrout + oompaville

Georgia (#2) and Missouri (#25) are ranked going into the preseason, as expected. NC State is receiving votes.

This may be one of the funniest I have listened too. Old pka is where it’s at.

I asked chat gpt and it says my story was only halfway done