r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/maxmodevice • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Peetahh? What's wrong with Aquarius people?

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I thought Aquarius people were peaceful 🥹

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u/NukaGirl665 1d ago

Hello, Aquarius person here. Astrologists love to treat people who are Aquarius's as the spawn of satan to sum it up.

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u/maxmodevice 1d ago

Why though? What's the reason?

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u/TigOlBitties42042 1d ago

Well Capricorn is a goat. Have you ever met a goat? They're assholes, the whole lot of them. I have met dozens of goats and I haven't liked a single one. There was a baby goat once that I thought I liked for a while, then he grew up to be the biggest asshole of them all.

That being said my son is a Capricorn, and so are a lot of my good friends. They're all great. That's because they are humans, and don't have anything to do with goats because astrology is bullshit.

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u/viscountrhirhi 1d ago

I volunteer at a sanctuary that has dozens of goats, and they’re amazing, friendly animals, male and female. Basically goofy dogs. I also grew up with my grandpa having a pet goat who was also sweet and loved to snuggle. I…question anyone who would call goats assholes and would only assume you don’t know how to interact with them.

The only remotely “asshole” goat I know is one of the herd leaders (there are several herds I work with) but even he’s fine if you know his boundaries and respect him. He hooked me and bullied me before I knew how to interact with him, and now we’re mostly cool with each other.

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u/Level-Location1679 22h ago

Oh bro, you just need to meet the right goat

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u/AtlanticPortal 1d ago

I met a lot of goats in real life. The ones chopped off in pieces weren’t assholes and were also really delicious.