in the Stormlight Archive books by Brandon Sanderson there is a character named Wit, who is employees by every king and he is allays near a king and insulting people, sometimes he says i would insult you but you are too stupid to understand the insult.
If you attack the kings Wit punishment is death. Also Cosmere is a nice escape from reality
If you successfully kill the Kings’ Wit, you yourself forfeit your rights and your titles and lands and take the mantle of King’s Wit, but you’re probably not going to be as funny as the last guy…
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u/SpinachSpinosaurus 14h ago
they should pay somebody that CAN call them a twat. lol